Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Here's the clip
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The full version
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You're a few seconds short. That whole sentence is "Do you have any idea how many times I've called YYYYYYOU about how THIS. KEEPS HAPPENING!

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?

(In a completely normal tone)it's more than once!"

He bounces around in emotion so fucking much it makes me believe even his histrionics are just that: fake and gay histrionics.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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I guess Patrick does give us the most divorced man in the world, but not in the way he means. Instead of accepting his first, best wife's correct assessment that he is a worthless man and unfit to be a father, and killing himself, he had his mind completely broken and turned into the Man of Pig.

Three marriages isn't much Patrick. Keep showing us that you can't count. Ric Flair has been divorced 4 times in the past 40 years.
This guy (Glynn Wolfe) though has always been a fun read. I think he got up to 30 or something

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1984/05/07/Most-married-man-divorced-again/1941452750400/

 

[Associate Rick]

You're a few seconds short. That whole sentence is "Do you have any idea how many times I've called YYYYYYOU about how THIS. KEEPS HAPPENING!

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?

(In a completely normal tone)it's more than once!"

He bounces around in emotion so fucking much it makes me believe even his histrionics are just that: fake and gay histrionics.

This is all of it

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Updated with the new audio. Damn door kick is too much. If someone posts something else to add in, I'll find a different door kick sound.

Also considering adding in the effects for rage oinks, empty threats, and promises of prison. Is there a Fat soundboard somewhere yet?

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick has no access to his wife's Twitter account, and that's not the only thing of his wife's he has no access to.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Updated with the new audio. Damn door kick is too much. If someone posts something else to add in, I'll find a different door kick sound.

Also considering adding in the effects for rage oinks, empty threats, and promises of prison. Is there a Fat soundboard somewhere yet?

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Updated with the new audio. Damn door kick is too much. If someone posts something else to add in, I'll find a different door kick sound.

Also considering adding in the effects for rage oinks, empty threats, and promises of prison. Is there a Fat soundboard somewhere yet?

https://voca.ro/1opQSiWH5xZr

Here’s a a real human voice for your troubles.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Sorry if late, but I saw a Patpest on X taunting Pat about having stalked him and taken his picture in a bar. Here he is, fatly wearing his "Marathon-cheating hoodie", as veritable stalker child and Patparazzi Milwaukee Enjoyer puts it.

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[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Updated with the new voiceover, door kick, and pig squeals!

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Sorry if late, but I saw a Patpest on X taunting Pat about having stalked him and taken his picture in a bar. Here he is, fatly wearing his "Marathon-cheating hoodie", as veritable stalker child and Patparazzi Milwaukee Enjoyer puts it.
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Still has that shitty box haircut. It's like if a middle aged man tried to pull off that style all the black youth have in movies with the squared flat top cut.

Maybe he doesn't get it cut that way and it's a result of his artisanal meats changing his physiology.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Sorry if late, but I saw a Patpest on X taunting Pat about having stalked him and taken his picture in a bar. Here he is, fatly wearing his "Marathon-cheating hoodie", as veritable stalker child and Patparazzi Milwaukee Enjoyer puts it.
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He is aging like milk

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

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>*DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.wav*

If anyone could fetch me this particular sample I'd be very grateful. Can't find it on my own for sheeeeeeeeeit.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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Updated with the new voiceover, door kick, and pig squeals!

I suggest adding reverb to the voice lines. Makes it feel more shock jockey.

 

[Judge Holden]

If anyone could fetch me this particular sample I'd be very grateful. Can't find it on my own for sheeeeeeeeeit.

Got you pigga

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Updated with the new audio. Damn door kick is too much. If someone posts something else to add in, I'll find a different door kick sound.

Also considering adding in the effects for rage oinks, empty threats, and promises of prison. Is there a Fat soundboard somewhere yet?

Sheeit nigga, my horrible dream is coming true before me

As for rage oinks I think fat shrieking at the cops not to handcuff him in the swaTT audio, empty threats could be "im going to enjoy what happens to you NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEXT" from the final josiah tape, and as for promises of prison you could use "they are terrorists and sociopaths who need to be put to death" from josiah tape 1.

Honestly you could probably mine all you need from any of the josiah tapes or the swaTTing audio

 

[Thomas Talus]

I'm not good at keeping track of every dumb thing Patrick has said on Twitter; was he the guy who responded to someone accusing him of crying with "that's urine"? Because if so, it seems like someone at the Babylon Bee is a bacon aficionado:

From: "Op-Ed By David French: ‘Can You Believe People Used To Take Me Seriously?’"

"I'm about a month away from moving into Keith Olbermann's basement, the only man in America who agrees with me about the Trump ruling. I am right on par with the guy who claims to be firing urine out his eyes while screaming that every Supreme Court justice is a "Trump whore." This is my level of political discourse, people, and yet -- some folks actually used to take my opinions seriously."

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm not good at keeping track of every dumb thing Patrick has said on Twitter; was he the guy who responded to someone accusing him of crying with "that's urine"? Because if so, it seems like someone at the Babylon Bee is a bacon aficionado:

no that was keith olbermann who said that about urine. He's lost it since the legal attempts at trump failed.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

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i am going to use this as a custom alert on my phone

 

[John_Smith]

It's a penlight half-marathon cheating hoodie, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know now that its been mentioned, we really should start compiling a fatrick soundboard for our shitpost endeavours going forwards

Only this last week I was pondering the viability of making a fatrick themed L4D2 mod wherin the zombie growls are all replaced by variations of fat saying "chiiild" which would be a lot easier if we had a soundboard/database to instantly grab the soundbytes we need from.

 

[Neetorino]

Here's the clip

I'm tempted to make this my new text notif sound, it's simply perfect.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

From the depths of libshittery rises a newly minted Stalker-Child. They say the left eat their own but Tomblimpson activly flays himself and throws the chicharones out for anyone the right and left of him to devour.


No one's a better advocate for Patposting than Mr. Squealer himself.