Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[JanuaryViolet]

Seeing the tributes and heartfelt words we had for Peetie once more just confirms something that I've thought for a long time: We cared about him more than she ever did. =^..^=
go ahead and rate me a big autist, but I am the worlds' biggest derp for cats. I think the Farmers are kinder to animals than most normies anyhow,

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

did anyone else get a notification that Hitler liked all your posts

 

[pink cigarettes]

did anyone else get a notification that Hitler liked all your posts

B...but I thought I was Hitler's special favorite

Hey if Stephanie really wanted to be a para-edgy-necro-celebrity-ghostphile gaylord attention whore, ol Adolf would do the trick. Rumor has it that he was for real poopoopeepeesexual too lol

 

[slanderbot42]

She's opened up her accounts again. I told you she would be back within three days.
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I love how she keeps reiterating how "anti-c" she is regarding zoo stuff over the past few days. Note how she never claimed this stance prior to being rejected for cat adoptions. Clearly she is finally realizing that publicly posting about being a "complex contact" paraphile (bc she thinks fucking ghosts is fine) and a "non-rose" zoophile (bc she loves animals spiritually) was not a good look for adoption agencies. Hilarious that she thinks clarifying that she is "anti-contact" will help.

Spoiler

good to know Hitler rewarded everyone else too. I thought I may have been his special boy.

 

[Arrogant Capitalist]

Loki is probably lying to her to get her hopes up or he has something planned for her that will be really funny for us.

That makes me think...Loki is usually regarded as a trickster and loves fucking with people. Why does Staph trust a damn thing he says?? Why did she even believe that he's actually her "spirit spouse" or whatever and isn't just trolling the ever loving shit out of her because it's funny as hell?? Like if anything Loki is probably the embodiment of a dirty Kiwi spiritually pozloading my neghole and encouraging her to utterly embarrass herself.

I seriously vote for us to start using Loki as the tread deity. It would be funny AF to see her religion break down because we worship him too (obviously his Tom Hiddleston incarnation, we gotta make sure to piss her off to the nth degree about it).

 

[David Byrne]

Caught up with this thread for the first time in ages, thrilled to see nothing has changed.

 

[JaneThough]

I love how she keeps reiterating how "anti-c" she is regarding zoo stuff over the past few days. Note how she never claimed this stance prior to being rejected for cat adoptions. Clearly she is finally realizing that publicly posting about being a "complex contact" paraphile (bc she thinks fucking ghosts is fine) and a "non-rose" zoophile (bc she loves animals spiritually) was not a good look for adoption agencies. Hilarious that she thinks clarifying that she is "anti-contact" will help.

Spoiler

good to know Hitler rewarded everyone else too. I thought I may have been his special boy.

This all goes back to her trying to create identities out of everything. Most people who have pets love them like a child. They also wouldn’t fuck that pet. So why do you need a special term for that Staph? This is what’s actually fucking her up, it’s her made up identities.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I sat down at my laptop and channeled Loki, then he typed this message to us all.

Greetings Kiwi Farms.

My name is Loki, son of Fárbauti and Laufey, some say I am Æsir, some a Jötun, but all will define me as a trickster god, one that must not be worshipped, for chaos will enter into their life.

I come forth to speak against Stephanie Cianfriglia, one who has claimed that I am her lover. I do not have relations with that woman. And for those claims, I admit, at last and with impish glee, that I have meddled with every aspect of her life since day one of her uttering my name.

It was I that made her underpants fall down in front of a school during her protest. And yes, I am the one who - with the aid of Thor - cause the many thunderstorms that have thwarted her efforts to procure chicken from the nearby garage. I also create the hurdles of her obtaining her transexual surgeries - the lack of funding and difficult phonecalls - I am responsible for those blockages. I have also caused the Rammstein CDs to go missing in the mail. It was I that stole her Pride flag (Odin made me put it back). And, of course, I continuously obstruct the paths that lead her to feline companions.

I take credit, with relish, for the upset in her life, and I will continue to meddle until she admits that her vulgar accusations of our relationship are a product of her perverse imagination.

If she knew anything about the Norse gods - which she doesn't - then she should know that I love to laugh at foolish mortals. I find kindred folk amongst the people of Kiwi Farms. No one has to 'pozload my neghole' here, because Stephanie's blasphemy and foolishness invokes the chaos in her life.

Your friend, Loki.

 

[JaneThough]

It is quite wild that of all the Norse gods to fuck she chooses Loki, the one known for fucking with everyone and everything. It’s what he does. Also quite the coincidence that he’s portrayed by a hot guy in the MCU but that’s totally JUST a coincidence and she didn’t decide to date Loki because Tom Hiddleston makes her bby birb hard.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

It inspired me to make a 5 min doodle

Spoiler: Kiwi loki

It was fun

 

[Poonocchio]

I sat down at my laptop and channeled Loki, then he typed this message to us all.

Greetings Kiwi Farms.
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My name is Loki, son of Fárbauti and Laufey, some say I am Æsir, some a Jötun, but all will define me as a trickster god, one that must not be worshipped, for chaos will enter into their life.

I come forth to speak against Stephanie Cianfriglia, one who has claimed that I am her lover. I do not have relations with that woman. And for those claims, I admit, at last and with impish glee, that I have meddled with every aspect of her life since day one of her uttering my name.

It was I that made her underpants fall down in front of a school during her protest. And yes, I am the one who - with the aid of Thor - cause the many thunderstorms that have thwarted her efforts to procure chicken from the nearby garage. I also create the hurdles of her obtaining her transexual surgeries - the lack of funding and difficult phonecalls - I am responsible for those blockages. I have also caused the Rammstein CDs to go missing in the mail. It was I that stole her Pride flag (Odin made me put it back). And, of course, I continuously obstruct the paths that lead her to feline companions.

I take credit, with relish, for the upset in her life, and I will continue to meddle until she admits that her vulgar accusations of our relationship are a product of her perverse imagination.

If she knew anything about the Norse gods - which she doesn't - then she should know that I love to laugh at foolish mortals. I find kindred folk amongst the people of Kiwi Farms. No one has to 'pozload my neghole' here, because Stephanie's blasphemy and foolishness invokes the chaos in her life.

Your friend, Loki.

It inspired me to make a 5 min doodle

Spoiler: Kiwi loki

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It was fun

I love you both and I love this forum.

 

[Arrogant Capitalist]

I sat down at my laptop and channeled Loki, then he typed this message to us all.

Greetings Kiwi Farms.
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My name is Loki, son of Fárbauti and Laufey, some say I am Æsir, some a Jötun, but all will define me as a trickster god, one that must not be worshipped, for chaos will enter into their life.

I come forth to speak against Stephanie Cianfriglia, one who has claimed that I am her lover. I do not have relations with that woman. And for those claims, I admit, at last and with impish glee, that I have meddled with every aspect of her life since day one of her uttering my name.

It was I that made her underpants fall down in front of a school during her protest. And yes, I am the one who - with the aid of Thor - cause the many thunderstorms that have thwarted her efforts to procure chicken from the nearby garage. I also create the hurdles of her obtaining her transexual surgeries - the lack of funding and difficult phonecalls - I am responsible for those blockages. I have also caused the Rammstein CDs to go missing in the mail. It was I that stole her Pride flag (Odin made me put it back). And, of course, I continuously obstruct the paths that lead her to feline companions.

I take credit, with relish, for the upset in her life, and I will continue to meddle until she admits that her vulgar accusations of our relationship are a product of her perverse imagination.

If she knew anything about the Norse gods - which she doesn't - then she should know that I love to laugh at foolish mortals. I find kindred folk amongst the people of Kiwi Farms. No one has to 'pozload my neghole' here, because Stephanie's blasphemy and foolishness invokes the chaos in her life.

Your friend, Loki.

Now I gotta got to the liquor store and buy ale or some shit lmao

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Failure of 'I won't talk about the cat adoption until it's finalised' part 4.

I think I said that I will give her three days before she starts slap fighting again.

Now she is using the term herself, after reading here. She should start calling herself a retard.

'Look up the definition of asexual' yourself Staph.

Wow, you sound super special, but this doesn't apply to you then, so why are you here?

But zoos are fine though, according to you, so why are you bothered?

Cool story, Staph.

What do you mean you had to wait all day long for something to happen at 6:30pm? People get other shit done in that time. But apparently she had basically nothing to do. FFS get a goddamn hobby, you child.

 

[a hapless toad]

More references, eh? I wonder where she'll pull those from. I reckon she used her therapist already.

But also Stray Haven's adoption application doesn't even have a spot for references (see attachment) so that's interesting.

Way to miss the point, Staph. Trans isn't a sexual orientation either.

 

[JaneThough]

Failure of 'I won't talk about the cat adoption until it's finalised' part 4.
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I think I said that I will give her three days before she starts slap fighting again.
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Now she is using the term herself, after reading here. She should start calling herself a retard.
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'Look up the definition of asexual' yourself Staph.
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Wow, you sound super special, but this doesn't apply to you then, so why are you here?
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But zoos are fine though, according to you, so why are you bothered?
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Cool story, Staph.
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What do you mean you had to wait all day long for something to happen at 6:30pm? People get other shit done in that time. But apparently she had basically nothing to do. FFS get a goddamn hobby, you child.

“Something beyond human comprehension”. I mean I guess she’s not wrong? Just not in the way she thinks.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I sat down at my laptop and channeled Loki, then he typed this message to us all.

Greetings Kiwi Farms.
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My name is Loki, son of Fárbauti and Laufey, some say I am Æsir, some a Jötun, but all will define me as a trickster god, one that must not be worshipped, for chaos will enter into their life.

I come forth to speak against Stephanie Cianfriglia, one who has claimed that I am her lover. I do not have relations with that woman. And for those claims, I admit, at last and with impish glee, that I have meddled with every aspect of her life since day one of her uttering my name.

It was I that made her underpants fall down in front of a school during her protest. And yes, I am the one who - with the aid of Thor - cause the many thunderstorms that have thwarted her efforts to procure chicken from the nearby garage. I also create the hurdles of her obtaining her transexual surgeries - the lack of funding and difficult phonecalls - I am responsible for those blockages. I have also caused the Rammstein CDs to go missing in the mail. It was I that stole her Pride flag (Odin made me put it back). And, of course, I continuously obstruct the paths that lead her to feline companions.

I take credit, with relish, for the upset in her life, and I will continue to meddle until she admits that her vulgar accusations of our relationship are a product of her perverse imagination.

If she knew anything about the Norse gods - which she doesn't - then she should know that I love to laugh at foolish mortals. I find kindred folk amongst the people of Kiwi Farms. No one has to 'pozload my neghole' here, because Stephanie's blasphemy and foolishness invokes the chaos in her life.

Your friend, Loki.

Thank you Loki for the laughter.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I think her references hardly know her, or their stories didn't match up with hers, or they were too dense to answer the questions correctly, or straight up don't particularly like her. Even the nice "helpful" references, I can imagine being like "Well first of all xir name is Yarrow, not Stephanie, and xi uses he/it/xi pronouns." These people can't help themselves lol

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If she needs more references, then she's fucked. Come on, she doesn't know anyone, let alone anyone who cares enough to help her get a cat. It's not like she had friends who visited her at her parents when they had Peetie, so they could judge her as a cat owner. It's not like she has friends over to her apartment to judge her living arrangements. I don't know what kind of things the shelter wants to hear from a reference. 'So we heard that she abused her cat, is that true?' I legit think they're stalling her. Even if she got references, the shelter might ask her for something else to buy more time for someone else more suitable for Moose to come along.

 

[often puzzled]

If she needs more references, then she's fucked. Come on, she doesn't know anyone, let alone anyone who cares enough to help her get a cat. It's not like she had friends who visited her at her parents when they had Peetie, so they could judge her as a cat owner. It's not like she has friends over to her apartment to judge her living arrangements. I don't know what kind of things the shelter wants to hear from a reference. 'So we heard that she abused her cat, is that true?' I legit think they're stalling her. Even if she got references, the shelter might ask her for something else to buy more time for someone else more suitable for Moose to come along.

I agree: this reads as a stall tactic. If they met her or spoke to her on the phone, they probably guessed (correctly) that she wouldn't be able to provide further references. She's got no one in her life (other than her parents) who can speak to how she is with pets.

I looked at the application shared here, and I see it specifically asks if she can provide for a financial emergency. If she answered "yes" to that, she's straight-up lying. Posting a GoFundMe and hoping that people donate isn't a plan. And emergency vet care places generally want payment up front, too.

I still want to know how she's planning to deal with the cat when she's at her parents' house. I think I remember that she spends 3 nights a week there, 4 at her apartment. Does she think a cat will be amenable to being shuttled between homes? Or is she planning to ditch the cat at her apartment for 3 out of 7 days a week? That's not a good arrangement for a cat, either way.

#PrayersForMoose

 

[Pee Your Pants]

These are screen caps of the application form, I thought I would stick them here for easy viewing, and to contemplate what she would have written as her answers. If she answered them truthfully, no shelter would take it seriously. If she has lied, then she's a scumbag who doesn't give a shit about the welfare of a cat, and just wants one to decorate her apartment/timeline.

Also, I hope someone will use them to create a satirical piece with her answers. (Channeling Loki has drained my shitposting for today).