Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

Hey Nick! You clearly don't read this thread

Spoiler: Timestamp

STATE OF THE UNION Late Squad Watch Party (8th. March 2024)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2P38y4HTY

at around 1:08:35

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's so clearly stimulant abuse it isn't even funny.

As a well adjusted human bean who dont need no drugs, is it the kind of stuff he has to get from dealers or official channels? I'm guessing if he gets it from dealers, he can't get a big batch and would have to go to them often. Which would explain the late night trips to the city, leading to not being at home when the stream hour is approaching...

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

he pretty much never mentions other races (from what I remember, anyway).

He blathers on about how whites suck at making donuts but some asian sub-group is great. In fact, the only race he really talks about nearly as much as blacks are whites; how much he dislikes them.

We need to have some kind of Sticker War armistice. It's literally driving people insane. Maybe someone should self- in protest, I'd bet that'd help.

It's worth a try though. Someone get the gimp!

makes me think he's actually racist

Actual racists are funnier / more clever.

Hey Nick! You clearly don't read this thread

He sounds so defeated when talking about a rumble switch.

I find it hard to believe that instead of gloating, or simply stating he has a new contract, he negotiated some new terms and here are the ones that will impact the show "locals streams will not be after every show, flips will be done when appropriate" bla bla bla; he acts coy. Why not slam that balldo on the table and show who's boss?

 

[Fapcop]

It's so clearly stimulant abuse it isn't even funny.

Nick probably double dips on the kids Ritalin.

If someone suggested he’s on opiates, I’d give it a good ol’ fashioned X for doubt, just because he’s so much of an asshole, he’d get his ass beat while trying to score some fent.

But amphetamines is right up Nicks alley, and plenty easy to get: Aside from the amphetamines he gets from his doctor (“There’s a prescription I need to go see my doctor for twice a year”) he can get them from the online drug dealers that became so popular during the coof.

As a well adjusted human bean who dont need no drugs, is it the kind of stuff he has to get from dealers or official channels? I'm guessing if he gets it from dealers, he can't get a big batch and would have to go to them often. Which would explain the late night trips to the city, leading to not being at home when the stream hour is approaching...

Doctors and mail order pharmacies.

There’s also the dark web, but Nick is probably too much of a boomer for that.

What he does have however, is money for $199 online “consultations”.

 

[Shagedan]

In other general LOCALS news, Nick seems to have given up on LOCALS streams, and he gets about 60-70 in the chat during the show. 10-30 otherwise are present.

I used to watch the G&G DnD streams that he was in (no I do not have sex how could you tell) and he would go full episodes not paying attention to anything going on while interrupting the stream to talk about the hilarious memes being posted on his Locals. Then he encouraged all manner of ToS breaking sexual deviancy before a light got shone on the shit going down in there, and it’s been a ghost town ever since. He treats Locals like a girl he had a one night stand with and is all surly and embarrassed because she stayed the night and wants to get breakfast. It’s like how he is with his former panelists, you’re great and smart and the prettiest girl in the room who should make a million dollars, until he gets bored with you for not putting in the Balldo. You’ve got to have a used white codependent mentality to stay in there, which is probably why it’s only dysfunctional spazzes, wine moms and e-sons left.

I remember one of the last shows Megan Fox ever did with Nick was him spending an honest to god hour trying to rope her into a conversation about sex toys and all but gooning at retelling a story about making TSA agents see his fleshlight collection. What a fucking creep.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I remember one of the last shows Megan Fox ever did with Nick was him spending an honest to god hour trying to rope her into a conversation about sex toys and all but gooning at retelling a story about making TSA agents see his fleshlight collection. What a fucking creep.

I have never in my life seen a monogamous married man that overshares this much about their sex life with other women, and tries this hard to get them to share details. It's almost like he's not.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Nick probably double dips on the kids Ritalin.

I really fucking hope he doesn't.
ADHD meds and alcohol mix about as well as you can expect.

 

[Fapcop]

I really fucking hope he doesn't.
ADHD meds and alcohol mix about as well as you can expect.

In all fairness, uppers and downers mix a lot better than downers and downers.

I’m just curious how much longer he’s going to pretend that he isn’t a trust fund baby.

Given his YouTube income lately, it barely covers his $3000 a month snack budget.

 

[Anti Snigger]

In all fairness, uppers and downers mix a lot better than downers and downers.

I’m just curious how much longer he’s going to pretend that he isn’t a trust fund baby.

Given his YouTube income lately, it barely covers his $3000 a month snack budget.

Alcohol actually intensifies the effects of stuff like ritalin and adderall, and if you drink enough, you end up super wired and blacked out. Same thing with caffeine, hence why jager bombs fuck you.

 

[polar bear]

Hey Nick! You clearly don't read this thread
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Spoiler: Timestamp

STATE OF THE UNION Late Squad Watch Party (8th. March 2024)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2P38y4HTY

at around 1:08:35

Dang, he sounds so apathetic and sad when says "if you like this stream click like", like he's given up on life completely. No enthusiasm whatsoever, whatever stimulants he's been taking he better up the dose cause this is Gunt-like level of marketing, just zzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick did not build his channel; his fans did.

To quote the man himself in a better time "It's for the fans stupid, not for you, not for your ego, it's FOR THE FANS!"

Believe it or not but most people don't care about this race stuff beyond jokes. They'll mock their own racial stereotypes at a given chance because it's funny.

I wish people would realize this, genuine racists are pretty rare, and maliciously genuine racists rarer still.

"Officer I have to get home to do my show? When can I get my car back."
"Sir. You killed 5 people tonight. You're not going home. You're going to jail.

At least it would confirm that he's a sociopath just like that woman clearly was.

Spooky. I have the same chair. I dunno who's that is though but it looks way rougher than mine.

A long time ago, back into the before time Nick was confronted by a man named Shane. It was a better time where we took great mirth in Shane being a complete retard and Nick's total domination of him. I'd recommend watching it but at this point it would just be depression.

I have never in my life seen a monogamous married man that overshares this much about their sex life with other women, and tries this hard to get them to share details. It's almost like he's not.

As a married man whose marriage has a couple of years on Nick and the same amount of children, but most of mine are older I can confirm this.

 

[Fapcop]

As a married man whose marriage has a couple of years on Nick and the same amount of children, but most of mine are older I can confirm this.

Damn… Congrats based kiwi!

 

[Vulkan]

As a married man whose marriage has a couple of years on Nick and the same amount of children, but most of mine are older I can confirm this.

The idea of talking about me and my wives sex life to another woman is just bizarre to me, first why would they even fucking care, and two it’s just instantly creepy

 

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The idea of talking about me and my wives sex life to another woman is just bizarre to me, first why would they even fucking care, and two it’s just instantly creepy

That's what Nick used to say too, but that's probably because he could offload his interracial cuckold fetish onto his fellow cuck Ron Toye. I don't know whether it would be funnier if Ron would start putting his trademark emoticons on clips of Nick discussing his sex life or if Nick invited him to Hedonism II.

 

[Pagan Min]

It's almost like he's trying to speedrun his way to a set of dentures... Eh, but what do I know? I'm just an incel prude you told to fuck off from your fanbase, Nick... Have another drink! You deserve it!

 

[polar bear]

New Nicko-o-comic, inspired by Shen

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Hey Nick! You clearly don't read this thread
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STATE OF THE UNION Late Squad Watch Party (8th. March 2024)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2P38y4HTY

at around 1:08:35

lol now he definitely lost the contract for sure.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

lol now he definitely lost the contract for sure.

I'm not convinced yet, they definitely didn't give him everything he wanted regardless. The most important take away is that our fearless leader and us truly live rent free in his head.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not convinced yet, they definitely didn't give him everything he wanted regardless. The most important take away is that our fearless leader and us truly live rent free in his head.

It reads to me that they are still in the 'talking' phase and that as long as Rumble does not put him out without anything, he still can claim some superiority. He is grasping at straws and technicalities.

This is the same as he did with his trip to Hedonism II; him not admitting the location of that vacation gives him some kind of power to say: 'Well, I do not think I ever confirmed where I went', or some such when asked about it on the show. (Yes, that was his reaction)

 

[WelperHelper99]

The idea of talking about me and my wives sex life to another woman is just bizarre to me, first why would they even fucking care, and two it’s just instantly creepy

It's almost like he's trying to hook up with them because he's a swinger. I feel so bad for his kids.