Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Get off your fat ass and do something about it, then
Jim and his Ilk absolutely hate the idea of lawfare, because it provides a serious risk that they get proven wrong, in a court of law, publicly, under fully public documents and conditions, that completely prevents any efforts to seethe, cope, or generally lie about shit.

Meanwhile, men like Ross who traded their hairline for principles rather than troons are out here fully acknowledging the risk, and focusing their efforts on the places they can win, hoping to encourage precedent and alignment in the much less likely places for victory, such as the USA. A little battleplan goes a long way, and even if he loses, he can both say he tried, and decisively end the question once and for all about how fucked you may or may not be with a GaaS purchase. That information alone is still a win.
 
If we're lucky we might get a video on Yuzu before April rolls around.
I doubt it'll go well. For me, the battle between soybois and copium pirates will always be funny becuase both act like it's a hard moral battle where they're perfectly justified when no one cares. Bragging about buying something legitimately is just as cringe as pretending you're morally correct for playing it via an emulator. Jim is the combination of the two, being both a slave to consoomerism AND pro-piracy because corporations bad.

@Oliver Onions brings this up a lot, but his stance on Piracy is the perfect showcase for how much of a miserable state he's in. It's gone from "Emulators aren't encouraged, but they exist and showcase how little value a lot of classics have" to "fuck you it's mine and you're wrong to take mine. It's free now, suck my [REDACTED]". If he was any more far removed from his initial appeal and values, he'd be a new Assassin's Creed game.
 
I'll give some credit, he's still able to surprise me. I absolutely did not expect a live service rant this week given all the far more pertinent stories in the news (the Insomniac layoffs were perfect for one of Jim's copy-paste rants).

It really is beyond me how he decides what the JQ is going to be about, now. He must be using the South Park headless chicken method.
 
I'll give some credit, he's still able to surprise me. I absolutely did not expect a live service rant this week given all the far more pertinent stories in the news (the Insomniac layoffs were perfect for one of Jim's copy-paste rants).

It really is beyond me how he decides what the JQ is going to be about, now. He must be using the South Park headless chicken method.
 
With all the sweetbaby curator drama boiling up, I checked my own curators and lo and behold, I was subbet to Jim's
But it seems Jim himself forgot about it. Its latest review on April 2019 and still using a very much "Jim" picture.

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Of course I unfollowed just in case.
 
Channel review for the month of February 2024:
Videos Uploaded: 4

  • Jimquisition ('Silent Hill: The Shit Message', 101k views)
  • Jimquisition ('Quadrubisoft's Quadruple-A Quadswallop', 90k views)
  • Jimquisition ('Konami's Silent Hill 2 Bloober Reel', 79k views)
  • Jimquisition ('Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive', 86k views)
Subs Lost: 2k
Subs Left Til 700k: 59k
Patrons: 5,406 (-29)
Monthly Income: $9,275 (-$72)
Monthly Channel Views: 576k (-135k)
New Video Views: 356k
Average Views Per New Video: 89k (-2k)
Twitter Followers: -507


Worst monthly channel views since records began. A few 2024 videos have now limped over 100k but his views on new content continue to be abysmal.
 
Holy fucking shit! I’ve just seen that Jesse Cox and Dodger are collaborating again on YouTube, so I wanted to see what happened to their entourage and now I'm here.

With several hundred pages left to skim, how the fuck is it possible to ruin your life like this?

(Sorry for the boomer post, I was away for years and it's really, really mind-blowing)
 
When do you guys think he is gonna rope? Imma bet... before 2026. Either at the end of 2024, or at the start of 2025.
The only way I see him an heroing is if he accidentally ODs on pain pills. Jim is one of those slug people like Peetz or MovieBob who can continue to susbsist with little to no stimulus in their lives.

As long as he has a roof over his head, chicken tendies in his belly and a phone to tweet from/jack off with that is all he needs to keep living.
 
Jim and his Ilk absolutely hate the idea of lawfare, because it provides a serious risk that they get proven wrong, in a court of law, publicly, under fully public documents and conditions, that completely prevents any efforts to seethe, cope, or generally lie about shit.
I think they also hate lawfare because the idea of going to discovery and giving police access to their phones/files would put them in jail.
 
The only way I see him an heroing is if he accidentally ODs on pain pills. Jim is one of those slug people like Peetz or MovieBob who can continue to susbsist with little to no stimulus in their lives.
I would add if he cuts off the boys to that equation. It's pretty often that you see trannies 41%ing themselves because they lose their sex drive and ability to fulfill the dopamine addiction after undergoing bottom surgery.
 
I would add if he cuts off the boys to that equation. It's pretty often that you see trannies 41%ing themselves because they lose their sex drive and ability to fulfill the dopamine addiction after undergoing bottom surgery.
That's true, I think most of them also live in constant pain or at the very least discomfort due to the hatchet job between their legs, so that would definitely up his pill popping.

Although I remain firmly in the camp that believes Jim is a LARPer and nowhere near committed enough to go under the knife, but 10 years ago I didn't expect him to be what he is now so I guess anything is possible.
 
Although I remain firmly in the camp that believes Jim is a LARPer and nowhere near committed enough to go under the knife, but 10 years ago I didn't expect him to be what he is now so I guess anything is possible.
Agreed, he definitely seems like a trender to his core. Likely also BPD and only doing this because his ex-wife convinced him to.
 
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Jim is one of those slug people like Peetz or MovieBob who can continue to susbsist with little to no stimulus in their lives.

As long as he has a roof over his head, chicken tendies in his belly and a phone to tweet from/jack off with that is all he needs to keep living.
The sad thing is how almost respectable that is. If someone in Jim's position said "I have a roof, I have food and water, and I have entertainment. I have all I need and more." It's not them being content with a sedated lifestyle, at least not on its own, that makes them laughable. It's the never-ending bitterness on top of such a relaxed (dare I say... privileged) existence. Money can buy you a house. It can buy food. It can buy entertainment. It can buy you a new editor or pinball table. It can't buy you friends or happiness.
 
When do you guys think he is gonna rope? Imma bet... before 2026. Either at the end of 2024, or at the start of 2025.
He's not going to kill himself, we all like to shit on him but the reality is that he has a very cushy life. He has a job he can spend a single day doing to earn enough monthly to live very comfortably. The only way he'd be pushed to suicide is if for some reason his patreon suddenly crashed or (what I think is likely) he injures himself so severely while wrestling that suicide seems like a better option than living.
 
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