Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Return Of Pestilence said:
He mentioned in stream that he doesn't understand poker. He must be as retarded as they say then, all you really need is a cheat sheet and you're golden.
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You actually need to outplay other players at poker. This dude can't even play normal blackjack without utterly fucking it up.
 
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Return Of Pestilence said:
He mentioned in stream that he doesn't understand poker. He must be as retarded as they say then, all you really need is a cheat sheet and you're golden.
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He probably shouldn't play poker. Just imagine.

You've got trips on the turn because the board paired. The flop comes out and the board now has 2 pair.

Bossman checks his cheat sheet. "Oh my God, Oh my fucking God, Oh my fucking God." You take a second to ponder if Jack got the boat. You look back up to try and get a read and bossman is standing behind his chair, jumping up and down as he slaps the table and screams, "Oh my fucking god!"

You fold. Bossman turns over the boat and realizes he only raked the blinds. "What the fuck bro? How does he know my hand every fucking time? This bullshit is so rigged!"
 
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ForTheHoard said:
He probably shouldn't play poker. Just imagine.

You've got trips on the turn because the board paired. The flop comes out and the board now has 2 pair.

Bossman checks his cheat sheet. "Oh my God, Oh my fucking God, Oh my fucking God." You take a second to ponder if Jack got the boat. You look back up to try and get a read and bossman is standing behind his chair, jumping up and down as he slaps the table and screams, "Oh my fucking god!"

You fold. Bossman turns over the boat and realizes he only raked the blinds. "What the fuck bro? How does he know my hand every fucking time? This bullshit is so rigged!"
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Well, fuck. If you can put the poker table in a room far enough away from the bathroom, you could probably train him to lie about his cards like he lies about his coke addiction and only celebrate when he secures the bag.
 
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Doinker Marmalade said:
Paging our resident Crack-o-Vision™ expert @Kees H for some help
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He's also grinding his teeth and chewing on the inside of his mouth like crazy. Derrick's got that good batch this week
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Return Of Pestilence said:
He mentioned in stream that he doesn't understand poker. He must be as retarded as they say then, all you really need is a cheat sheet and you're golden.
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Somebody gift that poor fucker Poker Night at the Inventory
Neverfuckingmind, it along with the sequel was delisted and the keys go for $70 or something equally retarded, lmao.
 
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Blackstar said:
Even if he knew how to play Poker he would most likely still never play it because it would be too slow for him, most of the shit he plays is instantaneous or nearly instantaneous, aside from BJ and Roulette
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ZOOM would probably work for him on Stars (it's cash game that basically teleports you into another table for your next hand the second you fold, 0 downtime, you're always in play), Spin n Goes are also well liked by degenerate gamblers, it basically has a lottery payout system, you just spin a wheel at the start- it's 3 man hyper sngs and the prize pool ranges from 2x to sometimes like 10000x or whatever of the buy-in, depends on the site. In a lot of cases rec players just spew it all if they roll into a 2x just so they can go into the next one immediately, it's pretty big +EV.
I own a Spin n Go stable, doesn't take much to become a low-mid stakes pro but the paycheck wouldn't be comparable to his stake deal at that level and Bossmanjack would be absolutely uncoachable anyway, he's a sweet boy but he genuinely has borderline sub-70 iq and besides that tilt management is like step 0 of being profitable at poker.
 
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