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[Dr. Henry Armitage]

men just walk around sporting massive tents in their trousers and high-fiving as they pass each other on the street. "Hey man, nice boner!"

You don't do that? All the guys I know walk around with raging boners and it's just rude not to complement your bros boner. For real though I don't think actual men talk or think about their penises as much as pooners do.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Like you doods are totally normal and put everyone at ease....

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Does anyone else feel a little sad about losing the whole ‘women supporting women’ community?​

This probably sounds dumb, but I feel a little jealous when I see the whole ‘women’s only’ things now. Don’t get me wrong, I totally support things like women only gyms and bars. A lot of them exist because of how creepy cis guys are. I guess just since I’ve had the childhood of a girl, I have the same fear of men and just anxiety. Part of me wants to be included in things like that because they feel so much more safe, but I know that’s not exactly how that works.

I'm gonna admit to feeling a tiny smidge of respect for the pooner here. She's willing to take the hit. Not exactly a common thing to see.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

What about duct tape?

TFW you want to blow up your life but adulting gets in the way

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Making plans​

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I was planning I coming out to my wife tomorrow and telling her that I want to explore my gender identity as a trans woman. I am not expecting it to go smoothly or for her to react overly well.

The reason I chose tomorrow is that we are home alone this weekend and we didn’t have any plans. Well that plan is blown. This evening my wife started laying out a huge heap of things she wants to get done this weekend including, but not limited to organising flooring for a room we are renovating, bringing her dad over to see how a hose works (apparently it is done hose he bought her off of the TV that automatically expands and retracts when the water is turned on or off) and cleaning the kitchen. She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

All I can think about is how I thought we would have the day to work through me coming out. Instead, I think that I am going to have to stuff all of these feelings back down again. I don’t know if I can continue to live like that.

He really should tell his wife this weekend, preferably when his FIL is there with a length of hose. She needs to work out if she keeps the house or sells it after the divorce and leave the renovations to a new owner.

The "coming out to my wife" posts are always great. Looking forward to hearing more on this!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

This 100%.

The fucking notion that being a transvestite makes a man a stunning and brave woman and part of an oppressed minority is just a ridiculous concept which needs to be addressed and not tolerated.

20+ years ago I used to know a bunch of old school gay male transvestites that frequented the gayfriendly bar where I worked. Those guys were stunning and brave, because they never claimed to be women but were proud homosexuals and got called "faggot" a lot. If you treated them like you would treat your grandmother they would tip like like guys on coke, even if they were intelligent humble men otherwise. I find it sad that gender identity politics and the trans cult probably has destroyed all gender non-conforming subcultures.

 

[Vi0l3t]

What about duct tape?

TFW you want to blow up your life but adulting gets in the way

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I was planning I coming out to my wife tomorrow and telling her that I want to explore my gender identity as a trans woman. I am not expecting it to go smoothly or for her to react overly well.

The reason I chose tomorrow is that we are home alone this weekend and we didn’t have any plans. Well that plan is blown. This evening my wife started laying out a huge heap of things she wants to get done this weekend including, but not limited to organising flooring for a room we are renovating, bringing her dad over to see how a hose works (apparently it is done hose he bought her off of the TV that automatically expands and retracts when the water is turned on or off) and cleaning the kitchen. She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

All I can think about is how I thought we would have the day to work through me coming out. Instead, I think that I am going to have to stuff all of these feelings back down again. I don’t know if I can continue to live like that.

He really should tell his wife this weekend, preferably when his FIL is there with a length of hose. She needs to work out if she keeps the house or sells it after the divorce and leave the renovations to a new owner.

That's not plans that's called being an adult, troons are the worst selfish lazy POSs. I hope they have no kids and she leaves asap.

 

[Geraldine]

Is this an 'L'?
Of course it's a, 'L'.
It's always an 'L'.
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Where does he work such that International Women's Day is a thing?
Or am I betraying a sheltered existence by asking such a thing?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Is this an 'L'?
Of course it's a, 'L'.
It's always an 'L'.
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Where does he work such that International Women's Day is a thing?
Or am I betraying a sheltered existence by asking such a thing?

I bet they sent that message to everyone in the company. Yea they are wishing te ladies a happy womans day but probably sent it to the whole company, I doubt they have a email mailing list separated by gender. But of course a narc troon will think they sent it to him, probably thinks he's the reason for womans day

 

[Geraldine]

probably thinks he's the reason for womans day

Characteristic troon logic of course.

 

[GumballFapper]

A reply mentions r/ftmfemininity. I go there and this is the first thing I see:

FTM femininity? You know .... a.k.a. being a normal fucking woman???
Pack up everybody, we've hit peak gender ideology brainrot

actual men talk or think about their penises as much as pooners do

To be fair trannies also brag about how much they love feeling their own "boobs". These people are too retarded to understand that it's an organ of you body like your nose. You don't feel the existence of your nose 24/7, it's just there. Genitals are no different, if anything they're covered by clothes 99% of the time so you don't even see it

Unless it's part of their autoandrophilia fetish and they want the world to see their mighty plastic packers

 

[Pig Cups]

I bet they sent that message to everyone in the company. Yea they are wishing te ladies a happy womans day but probably sent it to the whole company, I doubt they have a email mailing list separated by gender. But of course a narc troon will think they sent it to him, probably thinks he's the reason for womans day

Spent some years working for a large, multinational, corporopozzed company, and I can tell you with certainty that the email was company-wide. Any globohomo-approved ‘holiday’ would get the standard, soulless nod while I was there.

 

[Geraldine]

To be fair trannies also brag about how much they love feeling their own "boobs".

Pretty sure they mean "feeling" in the sense of playing with them. Isn't there some Beavis and Butthead routine along the lines of "if I were a chick I'd never leave the house". Something like that.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

A proclamation from her majesty the queen:

https://archive.ph/eFGZB

Still waiting for JKR to get real and hit TTD. Giving troons any kind of permission to "express themselves" or any kind of protected class status in employment, housing, etc., is still unsustainable and unworkable.

 

[Susanna]

Is this an 'L'?
Of course it's a, 'L'.
It's always an 'L'.
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Where does he work such that International Women's Day is a thing?
Or am I betraying a sheltered existence by asking such a thing?

Just about any reasonably large business will acknowledge women’s day, just as they would Defender of the Fatherland day (male counterpart).

Spent some years working for a large, multinational, corporopozzed company, and I can tell you with certainty that the email was company-wide. Any globohomo-approved ‘holiday’ would get the standard, soulless nod while I was there.

Is it really such a bad thing to have one day a year where you buy some small treat to gift to the important women in your life? International Women’s Day isn’t some crazy globohomo scheme, it’s been around for a century and is just as much a celebration of traditional mother/wife roles as it is of feminism. Actually a lot more the former than the latter in practice.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Spent some years working for a large, multinational, corporopozzed company, and I can tell you with certainty that the email was company-wide. Any globohomo-approved ‘holiday’ would get the standard, soulless nod while I was there.

Me too, thats' why I figured it was sent to everyone at his company too. I doubt any company sends gendered emails, if they did and some Karen found out they would try and sue

 

[Things Once Remembered]

What about duct tape?

TFW you want to blow up your life but adulting gets in the way

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Making plans​

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I was planning I coming out to my wife tomorrow and telling her that I want to explore my gender identity as a trans woman. I am not expecting it to go smoothly or for her to react overly well.

The reason I chose tomorrow is that we are home alone this weekend and we didn’t have any plans. Well that plan is blown. This evening my wife started laying out a huge heap of things she wants to get done this weekend including, but not limited to organising flooring for a room we are renovating, bringing her dad over to see how a hose works (apparently it is done hose he bought her off of the TV that automatically expands and retracts when the water is turned on or off) and cleaning the kitchen. She also wants to go look at getting some new plants for the garden.

All I can think about is how I thought we would have the day to work through me coming out. Instead, I think that I am going to have to stuff all of these feelings back down again. I don’t know if I can continue to live like that.

He really should tell his wife this weekend, preferably when his FIL is there with a length of hose. She needs to work out if she keeps the house or sells it after the divorce and leave the renovations to a new owner.

You can tell he's not a real woman because he still saw a Saturday with no plans and didn't immediately come up with a massive list of chores to do around the house.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Is this an 'L'?
Of course it's a, 'L'.
It's always an 'L'.
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Where does he work such that International Women's Day is a thing?
Or am I betraying a sheltered existence by asking such a thing?

"HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY TO YOU ALL AMAZING LADIES I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU KEEP BEING BAD BIDDIES <333"

I for one am entirely convinced that this was a genuine message sent around an office of professionals by a person in a managerial position, and not just a work of total fantasy being passed off as such by the writer.

Sarcasm aside they just can't stop themselves from over-egging and 'oppa homeless style'-ing their bullshit stories, can they. It must be instinctual at this point, just as it must be instinctual on the part of the readers to uncritically believe them despite how ludicrous the tales they spin are. This didn't happen, and if it did it was a generic boilerplate "happy women's day" message sent to all members of staff.

The funny thing is the story would be 100x more believable if they just limited themselves to saying something like "My boss sent around a 'happy women's day' message to all the women in the team and CC'd me in and it was a really lovely gesture" but no, of course the story needed to be run through the Tumblr Improbability Filter that curiously makes every participant in the story, regardless of age, politics and sex, all speak as if they spend the same proportion of their life on Tumblr and Reddit that the poster does. Really weird, that.

 

[Got Milk!]

Just about any reasonably large business will acknowledge women’s day, just as they would Defender of the Fatherland day (male counterpart).

Is it really such a bad thing to have one day a year where you buy some small treat to gift to the important women in your life? International Women’s Day isn’t some crazy globohomo scheme, it’s been around for a century and is just as much a celebration of traditional mother/wife roles as it is of feminism. Actually a lot more the former than the latter in practice.

It's relatively uncelebrated in the states and possibly the broader West. My wife is from a former SSR so it's been on my calendar/radar for a bit. I didn't get anything for Defender of the Fatherland Day though. Really wanted a Lancet or even a Ghoul.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[batteredpancakes]

Tranny goes on Hrt for 2+ years, loses a bunch of weight, gets hair removal and aggressive FFS. His mental health and dysphoria is worse now and he cries often despite being a "success story". Realizes his dreams of becoming a woman were unobtainable.
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Feeling hopeless after 2+ years

Two years ago at the age of 30, I realized I was trans. I decided to get on hormones right away, and instead of letting myself feel dysphoric I shelved that feeling and let myself feel hopeful and optimistic. For 2+ years I didn't cry when I saw a man in the mirror, because surely hormones and 30 pounds of weight loss would fix my misshapen, overweight body, my stubby fingers, my awful beer belly. Surely laser hair removal, and eventually electrolysis, would fix the hair follicles covering my face. Surely FFS would fix my brow ridge, the temple recessions on my hairline, the flat, square jaw.

I'm now over two years into this. I've had FFS, I lost 30 pounds, I've had 12 laser hair removal sessions and endless hours of electrolysis. Hormones gave me C-cup breasts. I've even found success in things that I didn't originally think possible, like flying through vocal therapy. By all accounts I should be a success story - I usually pass without issue wearing women's clothing out in public, if I've shaved.

And yet, after all of this, it feels like the dysphoria has somehow only gotten worse, and I'm finally out of hope to overcome that feeling. I've cried more in the last week than in the entirety of my life previously just giving into this relentless feeling that it will never be enough. My body still looks rounded in all the wrong places, flabby and unflattering, stubby fingers that don't look feminine to me; the hair follicles on my face have seemingly refused to cede ground to the endless pains of laser hair removal and electrolysis. Even after what I would generally consider to be a highly successful FFS, I still look at my face and see a man, with temple recession in my hairline and stubble on my jaw unlike any I've ever seen on a cis woman.

I know I'm not going to let myself be another statistic of a trans woman committing suicide, but I also don't know what the alternative really is. I just feel at the end of my rope, utterly hopeless in the face of a never ending well of dysphoria. I don't know what to do at this point, and I'm just so so tired of feeling this way.

 

[Geraldine]

I propose that "international woman" should be a transphobic dog whistle for troon.