Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I have told this many many times to many mentally ill stalker children: anyone who knows how to fight and fight well is not bragging. If you get them talking they may discuss accomplishments but no one with real training is gonna be all "I could kick everyone's ass!" The fact that Patrick is so quick to threaten everyone with his supposed training is just a sign to people like me that he's full of shit.

Source: I have won at least one combat tournament in my life and did have that phase where I thought I was hot shit. Most fighters get out of that phase. Pat doesn't even know it's a phase.
 
Why do you think the books were ghostwritten?

I think our boy Pat is fully capable of writing this crap all on his own.
Little known fact: not only were his books ghost written, so are his xeets. It’s the only way to explain how he puts them out so fast without copy-pasting them. The reason they’ve become so low quality with ever-increasing typos is that, as his financial situation gets worse (there’s no way he’s getting insurance sales residuals without actively being employed by an insurance company), he can only afford cheaper and cheaper writers on Fiverr.
 
Little known fact: not only were his books ghost written, so are his xeets. It’s the only way to explain how he puts them out so fast without copy-pasting them. The reason they’ve become so low quality with ever-increasing typos is that, as his financial situation gets worse (there’s no way he’s getting insurance sales residuals without actively being employed by an insurance company), he can only afford cheaper and cheaper writers on Fiverr.
An expert artisan like Patrick puts his black meats to work in the basement before grinding them. This trims the fat and really brings out the flavor.
 
This image shouldn't be this funny but I can't stop.
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That one is great, but I don't think any image will ever beat these for me. I've seen them hundreds of time, and they still crack me up, because I always remember that all that turned him into this is his own doing. He chose this life.
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The eyes... windows to a soulless man
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"Was it all worth it Patrick?"
"Oh god, what have I don...The camera is on? Oh its been on this whole time huh? Ye...yes, it was child"
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He literally has a pineapple-shaped head. Yaay, it's his favorite fruit, yum!
 
Due to some people being funsters can we get some "Sympathy for the Pigman" playing in the background for them?

[Please] Allow us to introduce ourselves

With this utter GEM

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If we DO live in a Universe where:
  • A man is abrasive online and eventually attracts the attention of a group of online trolls
  • The future Pigman squeals about how mean people online being mean to him to the MPD. Someone in the MPD makes the off hand comment that it is not serious online harassment like a SWAT
  • After being the subject of trolling for some time said man decides to pay someone to be SWATed to make money AND let the cops find_evil so the man can sue the now criminals. Somehow hopes that judgement debtors being a criminal means no need to pay a judgment to a criminal.
  • Eventually hires an online swatting service and gets that MPD attention he wants
  • MPD not only sees abusive online man being abused online but also finds the amount of paperwork to get records to prove a crime in such a case is too much work VS getting confessions via rubber hoses of locals for crimes where people actually died. Does nothing.
  • With no criminals being caught to invalidate the debt the now pig looking man who considers himself a man of wealth and taste creates the above online link
  • Pigman now reaches out to 'I used to make over 1/4 a million a year' sibur ex-spurt having Jackie Singh. Hires Jackie Singh.
  • Jackie, wanting to show her value, works with a baby daddy of hers and takes whatever links she finds and declares them as truth. Patrick, having spent money, believes them.
  • None of the results of Jackie's professional work moves the court system with Patrick's filing.
  • This mastermind group of the smooth brained decides to create a new online swatting identity with death threats. Will claim if cornered it was a honeypot tying to get the criminals.
  • With all of the above nothing seems to happen. But surprise! The long arm of the law doesn't go an stretch over the ocean instead it grabs someone sibur-Jackie didn't name. The smoothness of the brains in the mastermind group shows when the FBI calls out sibur-Jackie as not finding_evil but instead unable to find her ass with both hands. This is shocking considering the statements about herself made by Jackie in her ass V fist monologue.
  • Patrick sues the MPD and an officer
  • The defendants having an interest in seeing if Patrick actually paid to have himself swatter actually find that yes, Patrick did and presents it as court documents. In addition to the more standard qualified immunity arguments resulting in the federal dismissal.
  • After all of the above neither the Pigman or Jackie win Cow of the Year for 2024.
'Tis one thing to have Jackie Singh'd for no pay. But if you got paid and then you had involvement with creating the new torswats page while Patrick paid for the swats resulting in a federal lawsuit for money? I'll be worse if the results of subpoenas of their private communications show collusion or admission of payment to Alan-torswats/in some way running new-torswats. Getting paid to create the accusations VS the Swede as part of a scheme to defraud the MPD - what the hell would be the damage amount on that for defamation? Having been paid and to show results to your client you defame someone to show the results does hit different.

Whoever made that just answer post did leave this bit of identification in it.

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Dear Google will know more with subpoenas about the IDs in that search. May the MPD/Sargent find value in what google knows. That info in this one graphic may just very well be the "break" LEO needs. Enough of a trail to warrant seizure of devices in Milwaukee and Puerto Rico. Pigman's love of virtue squealing should provide much mirth to others when he comes back online after buying new devices which is how we'll know about the device subpoenas before the filings in court cases. Jackie might just STFU VS the performative victimhood drama farming she enjoys doing.

To have a multi-year online saga end with Patrick enjoying prison and his PAID talent having a legal fight such that mentioning her name as an example of how not to act in infosec would show the Universe is not rational but instead beyond perverse in trying to provide amusement for some.
 
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Why do you think the books were ghostwritten?
First, allow me to say I am not an English professor or something, but I am someone who enjoys reading series'. Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality is my favorite. I guarantee he wrote all 7 of those books; two drafts in pencil, final draft typed.

I enjoyed The Ark well enough, as in I was able to sit and read it in a couple of days or whatever. The second book (Trident's Forge) absolutely did not read like the first. Sure, it had the same characters, but it picked up at a weird spot that the first book didn't allude to (The Ark says specifically that the people on the ship had researched and scouted the planet before hand, and now their are some weird allusion to native American's there), and is written more like a cheap exposition on humanity and how we interact with the environment.

The Ark was more of a technological spy whodunnit conspiracy thriller with a bit of romance and sportsball. They do not FEEL like they are written by the same person. They do not READ like they were written by the same person. This is even more so when you read Starship Repo; a book that should be rife with technology and cool space shit. I just finished that, and there were (I think) two actual "spaceship repos", the rest was the MC being a Mary Sue. Again, it doesn't feel like it was written by the person who wrote The Ark.

Second, ghostwriting is extremely prevalent in the fiction world. A quick check on Fiverr will show many people who will poop you out a novel for about $0.10 a word. This is for a US based author (or company), using an outline that you provide, and only takes a few weeks. Think of it, 80,000 words for $8,000, and suddenly you are an "author" and can change your profile on Twitter. For someone with marketing ability, or the budget to pay for it, you can start a career from there. I'm not saying that $8-10k is chump change, but if I really wanted to be an author I could figure out how to come up with $10k. I was watching a YT streamer the other day speak about how he had been approached to GW for a fairly "prominent" indie author, but declined because he doesn't do it for money. There is also a person I met whose daughter is a GW for a successful Christian author, someone who puts out enough content to make you wonder how he does anything but write.

It does make you think, though, that if you are good at writing why wouldn't you just write and publish your own books? Simple. A mediocre book might make $10k over the course of it's life on Amazon; 8-10 years+. Obviously if it hits that is one thing, but if you have looked recently there is a lot of competition in nearly every genre. If a GW can bang out 80-100k of trite drivel in a month, that's a pretty flash paycheck for someone in their jammies. If you can get several clients, and be the one managing teams of Indians or whatever, then just hit the final polish from there, that could be a massive income. The people paying for their novel to be written don't appear to be very concerned with the final product, rather, they are marketing people just trying to fart out as much content as possible.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
 
Little known fact: not only were his books ghost written, so are his xeets.
We knew about posts by ghost now books by ghost? Where does it end?
[Please] Allow us to introduce ourselves
No way. That's just incredible. It's way too them, it's way too funny to not be true, also if it was somebody else I doubt they'd sit on it this long, I completely believe it and I believe that they're actually dumb enough to pay Jackie motherfucking Singh.
After all of the above neither the Pigman or Jackie win Cow of the Year for 2024.
#DLTIW
 
This is a fascinating look into the psychology of how he copes with his existence. The woman who got pregnant from pity sex with Patrick realized immediately that he wasn’t man enough to lead a family or raise a child, so he copes by telling himself that no woman alive would ever want a lifestyle with a husband that leads and provides, because he’s incapable of doing those things.

It’s ironic that he puffs his chest up as the male feminist trying to defend the womenz, and in doing so he strips away the agency of every woman who chooses this lifestyle, thus dehumanizing her. He would rather tell countless women they’re not womaning right than admit that he’s a pisspoor excuse of a little worm of a man.
Nooooo sweet baby stalker child, these are just your delusions again. A real man threatens to kill his wife and unborn child then abandons his daughter to play with dinosaur toys and suck the big fat cock of establishment politicians.
 
Second, ghostwriting is extremely prevalent in the fiction world.
Honestly this might be worth stylometric analysis I know theres one Kiwi who did some of that with I believe Marcan(the Byuuicide guy) to suggest heavily that he's running 2 accounts and that he likely wrote the byuuicide letter.
 
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>Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Patrick T**** and Niki R****.
>Posts full name afterwards
390 IQ
That's another thing. Not only does Patrick not change his phone number, this "victim" of international cyberstalker murder children keep throws his full name around in public media coverage he seems to be seeking out. Nikki's number hasn't changed AFAIK. Plus, they haven't tried to move and then conceal the new home address (though this could still be found on property records).
There is also a person I met whose daughter is a GW for a successful Christian author, someone who puts out enough content to make you wonder how he does anything but write.
Max Lucado?
 
Honestly this might be worth stylometric analysis I onow theres one Kiwi who did some of that with I believe Marcaj to suggest heavily that its someone else.
is machine learning any good at stylometry? that seems like it would be a prime use for it to me but i'm a computer-retard. maybe we can get pat to start calling chatGPT stalker child too.
 
First, allow me to say I am not an English professor or something, but I am someone who enjoys reading series'. Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality is my favorite. I guarantee he wrote all 7 of those books; two drafts in pencil, final draft typed.

I enjoyed The Ark well enough, as in I was able to sit and read it in a couple of days or whatever. The second book (Trident's Forge) absolutely did not read like the first. Sure, it had the same characters, but it picked up at a weird spot that the first book didn't allude to (The Ark says specifically that the people on the ship had researched and scouted the planet before hand, and now their are some weird allusion to native American's there), and is written more like a cheap exposition on humanity and how we interact with the environment.

The Ark was more of a technological spy whodunnit conspiracy thriller with a bit of romance and sportsball. They do not FEEL like they are written by the same person. They do not READ like they were written by the same person. This is even more so when you read Starship Repo; a book that should be rife with technology and cool space shit. I just finished that, and there were (I think) two actual "spaceship repos", the rest was the MC being a Mary Sue. Again, it doesn't feel like it was written by the person who wrote The Ark.
This would tie in to earlier theories

Pat wrote his fanfic to "improve on" Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy, (he can do better than Douglas Adams child) but it was such a hunk of shit that Angry Robots didnt want it.

Then come the Ark which secured him the 3 book deal at AR.
After completing that, ego inflated, high on twitter followers and sales of the Ark doing ok, he secured the TOR book which was a 3 book contract up front.

Here he dusted of his old fanfic and submitted that as his first. (finally got to publish his 'masterpiece') as Tor had already signed the contract.
that barely sold. the sequel bombed and he was told to change course.
He then ended on the steamer In The Black.

It sounds like that either rick:
Wrote a decent-ish book, his ego and the whole woke culture got to his head and it shows massively in the sequels.
Or he never wrote the first one, hence the change in tone when he wrote the sequels and is new trilogies.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts on the above. when/if you read his other stuff.
 
This lawsuit was funded by a professional organization Patrick is a member of. Cloudflare and Google were subpoenaed for the identity of the site owner. Then, after nearly two years, a California judge ruled that not only was the anonymity of the criminals stalking and terrorizing us more important than our physical safety and quashed the subpoena for the site owner's identity, but went further still and ruled that we owe his legal fees, totaling over $50,000 at this point (San Francisco Superior Court Case # *****). The professional organization funding the lawsuit agreed to pay the settlement and an NDA agreement was signed, but later ghosted us entirely and we have not heard from them or their counsel in over a year. We were never informed by our lawyer of the possibility to appeal the ruling, which we would have done had we known. The debt has since been domesticated in Wisconsin

Assuming this is even semi-close to accurate, which I have my doubts, of course, but wouldn't Fatrick have a case against his """professional""" organization (*cough cough Science Fiction Writers Association cough*) for not following through on an agreement that put him in this position, and then left them to fucking hang.
 
Assuming this is even semi-close to accurate, which I have my doubts, of course, but wouldn't Fatrick have a case against his """professional""" organization (*cough cough Science Fiction Writers Association cough*) for not following through on an agreement that put him in this position, and then left them to fucking hang.
Whether he does or not, I hope he sues the SFWA next
 
The professional organization funding the lawsuit agreed to pay the settlement and an NDA agreement was signed, but later ghosted us entirely and we have not heard from them or their counsel in over a year.
We knew about posts by ghost now books by ghost? Where does it end?

Funded by Ghosts
 
Fatty Krueger: Dream Master now dictates we no longer control our own minds and that his minions in the deepstate will be taking us all away, because *it ends now*
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ENJOY PUNCTURE STALKER BITCH

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That's another thing. Not only does Patrick not change his phone number, this "victim" of international cyberstalker murder children keep throws his full name around in public media coverage he seems to be seeking out. Nikki's number hasn't changed AFAIK. Plus, they haven't tried to move and then conceal the new home address (though this could still be found on property records).
I think it plays into his “troll hunter” persona. He WANTS the trolls to try to provoke him,so he can (try to) sue them in court or validate his victim complex. Privacy=no fuel for OnA=No attention=No ability to feel like the hero.
 
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