@Fareal Tall Tales Appreciation Thread

[eatler]

Who the fuck is Margaret

edit wait is that Stan

Thatcher

 

[Blackhole]

don't do these stupid mind games to try and distance yourself from the stupid shit you've said. own up to it, you've posted a lot of embarrassing stories. the men in A&H will always seethe about it, just ignore them.

 

[Fareal]

don't do these stupid mind games to try and distance yourself from the stupid shit you've said. own up to it, you've posted a lot of embarrassing stories. the men in A&H will always seethe about it, just ignore them.

It is kind of weird to have people heavily invested in the equivalent of a fake dating profile using a shot of Aileen Wuornos.

I feel like when you call someone a fucking windowlicker and then they start wailing about their ADHD diagnosis, and you're like, shit he's actually a windowlicker.

Um, well, you all take care of yourselves now and everything. This is all way too fucking weird. I hope everything works out for y'all and stuff.

 

[umami's milk]

then she waddled away. waddle waddle

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

believe the Jews are running an international conspiracy via the banking system to send immigrants to vaccinate your kids?

The thread derailment and fact that this statement is a strawman aside, I believe that Jews as a group exhibit anti-white sentiments which are making their way into society and legislation, and that several forces and motivations are aligning to make society the way that it is. I guess it depends on your definition of conspiracy.

This seems like a genuine attempt at deflection, not something that someone who is trolling tends to do.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The way to get out of an abusive relationship with your husband:

• Stop cleaning up his poo that he can’t seem to aim correctly into the toilet
• Give him food poisoning enough times until he stops asking you to cook
• Never clean the shower/bathtub he uses
• Stop picking up after him
• Refuse to put out just for money, and if he hurts you, submit evidence to the police
• Write down his credit card information and use the card if need be for necessities
• If you have friends, maybe ask if you could stay there with the kids and get the divorce finalized
• Get a job, even a part time one, so you aren’t as financially dependent on your husband

If all else fails, you can always get out the kitchen knife and castrate him in his sleep (just make sure he’s extra drunk beforehand)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

No one spazzes and flails about them. Lacks opportunity for organic growth.

Why is this bothering you enough to engage with it?

"Bored."

 

[Tablet County]

I feel like this might be the backpedaling of the century now that the game is up

Well, let's examine the two possibilities:

1. >She made up a bunch of plausible shit about how >She's an awful person because it amuses >Her. >She does this and believes that everybody else on the website is also making shit up about themselves. Despite having used this website for nine years >She has never ever looked at any of the other boards and is in complete disbelief at the fact that internet people exist.

2. >She said a bunch of personal shit on the internet and now that people are telling >Her that >She's retarded, >She is now making up a cock and bull story about how >She's too stupid to use the internet.

Hmm... Which one do you think is more likely, Kiwisisters?

y'all

Kill yourself.

EDIT:

3. Not a woman.

This post has been fact checked by TRUE and HONEST Kiwis.

 

[eatler]

You would figure too that she’s not a new account, you would figure an old fag to not say or do stupid shit that may come back to them (or even entertain the people who talk about it) but here we are.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Well, let's examine the two possibilities:

1. She made up a bunch of plausible shit about how she's an awful person because it amuses her. She does this and believes that everybody else on the website is also making shit up about themselves. Despite having used this website for nine years she has never ever looked at any of the other boards and is in complete disbelief at the fact that internet people exist.

2. She said a bunch of personal shit on the internet and now that people are telling her she's retarded and is now making up a cock and bull story about how she's too stupid to use the internet.

Hmm... Which one do you think is more likely, Kiwisisters?

Kill yourself.

3. Not a woman.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I absolutely believe Farreal has caused life ruination to two people because she's a lizard brained psycho who married a man she finds repulsive for their money. It's completely on brand.

@PeggieBigCock 2: Electric Boogaloo?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Slur aside, which I do not endorse, I agree that that comment was disgusting.

NIGGER you're on the farms. Say it lke you mean it! Our sticker notifs died for this.

You gave a far more sympathetic interpretation of that sequence of comments than I have.

Now exercise your 1st ammendment rights and tell us!

 

[RACISM]

do you actually, hand on heart, believe the Jews are running an international conspiracy via the banking system

Of course not. That's why kiwifarms has no problem finding and keeping payment processors. That's why no one has ever heard of the prase "debanking". That's why there definitely isn't a picture of the pyramid outside the supreme court of Israel on the American dollar bill.

None of those things happen.

 

[umami's milk]

3. Not a woman.

Nah, she's definitely a woman. I don't see a man fabricating a sob story like this.

 

[God of Nothing]

Nah, she's definitely a woman. I don't see a man fabricating a sob story like this.

let her cope

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Why would you go out of your way to spread all these awfully specific sob stories about your personal life, only to backtrack when people call you out on being the malignant narcissist that you are and claim you “made them up”. How is that supposed to work in your case? If you’re spending years on a website spreading tall tales that you intend for people to believe, that still makes you a malignant, lying narcissist. Not a good look.

I actually feel bad for your husband and your kids. You’re a manipulative, pathological kike who gets off to undermining other people because you can’t help but spread your misery and hatred. I actually used to believe you when you said you were trapped in an awful marriage with a terrible husband, but it’s now becoming clear to me that you made some truly fucked up, selfish decisions and your children are going to be impacted.

I would normally say you made your bed, now lie in it, but I think in this case you should hang up a noose and neck yourself with it.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

That behavior disturbs me

Spoiler: TMI

The actions and behavior of Fareal remind me of my own mother. Remorseless, cunning, and cruel. She still raised me, fed me, clothed me, and nurtured me, but I won’t forget what she did to me.

What she did to you then?
And where is your father?

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Well, let's examine the two possibilities:

I hate to do some internet diagnosis here, but I've seen this before from people with certain cluster B traits like ASPD/NPD where they tell these strange self aggrandizing lies where they one up people and also act like a complete rat half the time doing it. Its sort of a testament to their warped view of the world, wherein they think others will laud their sneakyness and see the situation in the same light that they do. And then when you confront them about it, and they realize it was in poor taste, it was then "all a joke" or they "cant remember what you're talking about". All these stories are kind of self serving in one way or another, shes a poor (but brilliant woman) who somehow simultaneously gets the upper-hand every time: shes poisoning her husband that she chose to marry, and OWNING some bitch who made some small comment toward her boyfriend. Theres also the story about her being a divorce lawyer in the advice thread, it seems like an attempt to elevate the value of the story above every other post by appealing to her authority or expertise. But the whole post is some middling statement about doing small things for your wife or else you randomly deserve divorce, without any effort on the wife to at least communicate an issue.

If shes trolling I don't know what the troll here is exactly, most of these stories are in the lolcow salon, most people AGREE with her story, and accept it uncritically:


So I ask again, where is the joke? in the one thread where she mentions her FOUR DEGREES. She gets a little pushback and stops posting. Not really the behavior of a troll is it?
If I had to guess, she writes these in the hopes of baiting people to respect or admire her, and possibly for her own catharsis.

3. Not a woman.

Kind of interesting shes been buzzing around with the moid hateporn that was uncritically accepted by pretty much the entire DMZ crowd, but now that shes outed its "clearly not a woman". No man would write a 3 page thesis on why not buying a birthday card is the road that leads to divorce.

 

[ITK]

All women should be enslaved and marriages should be arranged by the private agreement of patriarch with only the consent of their sons required. But that's besides the point. Fantastic thread.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Hon, you know the thing that upsets the joystick-thrashing moids so much is that their only comfort is weird revenge fantasies in which women who do not simp for their weak asses are "JOYLESS LONELY CAT LADIES DEAD EGGERS REEEEEE".

Not being a handmaiden for randos and it not in any way negatively impacting your life makes the crywanking too difficult.

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