Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Absurdity]

Older hot, powerful or wealthy men, thank you very much. You are only a rapist if you are a broke-ass fug.

It helps if you have juicy thighs too.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Nothing gets a thread going like rape.

And most mangakas are female. Most romance stuff is mostly female, of course it's gonna be all fucked up. Male mangakas can only make romance stories if the protag is a cuck herbivore but all the males in female mangaka stories are rapists.

You would think that male mangaka would be better at portraying teen guys, even if they were doormats irl I refuse to believe they were this bad or at least they'd give their self insert protagonist some extra set of balls. The wishfulfillment in shoujo is off the charts but at least I don't get second hand embarrasment from them like in shounen romance. Even loser guys written by women are at least written as honest horndogs who are physically into their love interest at first sight.

 

[Stupor Mario]

EVS is Trashcasting right now. Brags about all the money he's making, claims he doesn't pay attention to any of his critics, because he's just doing so well.

You don't pay attention to any of your critics even though you're obsessed with talking them almost every day? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Things YOU (not me, I learned it a long time ago) Learn in this thread: women have more fucked up sex fantasies than men, I mean come on, it so obvious when you follow some of female artists' work

I bring up Baldur's Gate 3 a lot but in that game the most popular romance for women is the homoerotic vampire Astarion who is a manipulative, sarcastic scumbag and the favorite ending women like to do in that romance is have him become a evil vampire lord who makes them into their vampire spawn sex slave who can never leave him. It is funny as the romances for the men in that game are pretty wholesome but the women always go for the evil, fucked up scumbag.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

EVS is Trashcasting right now. Brags about all the money he's making, claims he doesn't pay attention to any of his critics, because he's just doing so well.

You don't pay attention to any of your critics even though you're obsessed with talking them almost every day? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

If he really didn’t care, he wouldn’t have to keep talking about how he doesn’t care.

 

[Tears In Rain]

I bring up Baldur's Gate 3 a lot but in that game the most popular romance for women is the homoerotic vampire Astarion who is a manipulative, sarcastic scumbag and the favorite ending women like to do in that romance is have him become a evil vampire lord who makes them into their vampire spawn sex slave who can never leave him. It is funny as the romances for the men in that game are pretty wholesome but the women always go for the evil, fucked up scumbag.

It's really that way. It's the "I can fix him" meets the submissive "I wanted to be lusted after" mentality. Either/or both seems to be pretty common in woman. Probably some social science behind it. The mountains of Astarion x self insert tav artwork I've seen from woman and a lot of pooners is exponential.

 

[WanTuTreeForr]

Suddenly, cancelling and excommunicating younger CG creators for going to a sus bar with PTP and doing nothing but sit at the table and be socially awkward for 2 hours looks alot different now. I also find it funny that every single one of those creators that was attacked just so happens to consistently deliver their products and be very communicative with their backers. I'm sure cancelling younger artist in CG and trading them for a dogfucker, a self proclaimed pedo, and autistic furry onlyfans girl will help CG turn the tides of the culture war and help them gain back the momentum that Eric July stole from them!

 

[Retink Retunk]

Male mangakas can only make romance stories if the protag is a cuck herbivore

I don't know why but this created an image of a dude in a cuck corner chewing on leaves or a bundle of hay and that made me cackle.

 

[Strix454]

I'm sure cancelling younger artist in CG and trading them for a dogfucker, a self proclaimed pedo, and autistic furry onlyfans girl will help CG turn the tides of the culture war and help them gain back the momentum that Eric July stole from them!

Don't forget about the big new stars of comicsgate like Finatra. Ethan had him on tonight for a long time.

And now as of tonight is a bad thing for random people to make comics or aspire to make comics. Especially youtubers that are leveraging their subscribers. Of course these random youtubers never had the skills of a TUG or a Yellow Flash or Ethan's fandom menace friends like WCBS with Stealing Solo. They don't have the skills of a Matt Wenger or a Cecil. Its all just going to cheapen the "brand" that great men like Ethan and Shane have spent years building up.

Shane also explained tonight that the real problem that people have with Ethan is his greatness. They just can't handle someone as successful and famous as Ethan. Grandpa is talking about how he might have to pull out some of his DC and Marvel work to just to show people just how great he is. Shane also had a boomer moment bitching about those damn kids, their cellphones and the internet.

Overall they spent alot of time reminding themselves just how important real stars like themselves are in the world of comics.

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According to Ethan, our dogfucker was just part of a group of moms writing sexy shipper fan-fiction about werewolves. You are not supposed to understand it because thats just what all women do. Shane has absolutely never seen and knows nothing about Inuyahsa but he does clearly remember that it came on after dragonballz on cartoon network I guess around 20+ years ago.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Shane also explained tonight that the real problem that people have with Ethan is his greatness. They just can't handle someone as successful and famous as Ethan

The mail order bride asian fetisher dude really sucking Ethan's "greatness"

 

[motts337]

I'm sorry you invested your life's savings on books that are 4 years overdue. Maybe make better financial decisions.


The amount of time you wasted resetting a password because you ragequit the farms could've gone to FINISHING YOUR BOOK.

I'm sorry you misunderstood my comment. I haven't wasted any money on anything sir. I was talking about rippatards taking a second mortgage on garbage merch and comics. Nice try though I guess

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I'm sorry you misunderstood my comment. I haven't wasted any money on anything sir. I was talking about rippatards taking a second mortgage on garbage merch and comics. Nice try though I guess

You realize that's bullshit considering there's people pouring thousands of dollars in ethan's unfinished books.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I'm sorry you misunderstood my comment. I haven't wasted any money on anything sir. I was talking about rippatards taking a second mortgage on garbage merch and comics. Nice try though I guess

dude, you might have the tism, when people say stuff like "looks like I'm going to need a second mortgage" it is a commonly use joke phrase for when people say they want to put money into something they like very much and the amount of money they want to give is big.
I can't believe I have to explain common english phrases...

 

[PaladinBoo]

Coming to a Kiwi Farms thread to cry about being mocked and then try and get said KF thread to go after the guy you’ve been sperging out about forever because his comic is more popular than yours and he can properly get his comics out in a timely matter.

And yet you want to know why.

This is a grown ass man nearing 50 who came to the Farms and made a personal army request crying about why we should attack the black guy who just wants to run his business. That is fucking pathetic and right after he told people to not listen to the Farms as we are just full of liars who misconstrue things. Get fucked @FROG you fat cocksucking faggot.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

I don't know why but this created an image of a dude in a cuck corner chewing on leaves or a bundle of hay and that made me cackle.

I don't know if I should be terrified, or amused, you consistently seem to have a similar sense of humor to myself. I choose both.

This is a grown ass man nearing 50 who came to the Farms and made a personal army request crying about why we should attack the black guy who just wants to run his business. That is fucking pathetic and right after he told people to not listen to the Farms as we are just full of liars who misconstrue things. Get fucked @FROG you fat cocksucking faggot.

UHM ACKTHUALLY THIR. I DID NO THUTCH THING! HOW DARE YOU BETHIRMTCH MY HONOR! I wath very careful to pathively aggrethively propothe you degenerath thould hate the thame people ath me.

EDIT: I accidentally spelled as correctly during my phlegm-y tirade, had to correct it to ath.
EDIT 2: I caught a second s, damnit! No typing allowed before coffee.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

It reminds of that manga where the guy raises his father's kid and it takes a turn from wholesome to horrifying right at the end.

Are you talking about Usagi Drop? Because it's even more horrifying than you remember. The kid was his grandfather's, not his father. So technically she's his aunt. The story began when she's 6 years old and he's 30 and ended with a 16 years old girl raised by this 40 years old man telling him she wanted to have his child and the guy just goes "okay I can't go against my daughter wish so I'll marry you I guess." Literally.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I know if I gave up to 25-200 dollars on multiple projects that are late the last thing I'd want to see is the creator on a site asking why they don't go after someone who's fulfilled all of his crowdfund obligations and ignoring multiple refund requests. Although I do think at this point if you are giving money to a mlm scam 6 books in you are a retard who deserves to get scammed.

 

[Nick Kerrs]

Kevin Eastman and Peter laird of tmnt fame were putting out books pretty regularly over 3000 books at least an issue from 1984 to 1987. They were black and white but stilll I will add This was before tmnt mania hit in 1987 and they weren’t propped up by crowd funding and neither had any main stream experience and still sold books at a normal comic prices for the time. What’s the excuse for coomer shane, malin and Ethan that they can’t put out one full color comic a year? They can say it’s 70 pages or w.e congrats on not being able to make 2 issues in a calendar year printed on decent paper

 

[motts337]

dude, you might have the tism, when people say stuff like "looks like I'm going to need a second mortgage" it is a commonly use joke phrase for when people say they want to put money into something they like very much and the amount of money they want to give is big.
I can't believe I have to explain common english phrases...

Holy shit dude, I know that. You're too busy trying to find a gotcha that you're not grasping what I'm trying to say you fucking retard

Kevin Eastman and Peter laird of tmnt fame were putting out books pretty regularly over 3000 books at least an issue from 1984 to 1987. They were black and white but stilll I will add This was before tmnt mania hit in 1987 and they weren’t propped up by crowd funding and neither had any main stream experience and still sold books at a normal comic prices for the time. What’s the excuse for coomer shane, malin and Ethan that they can’t put out one full color comic a year? They can say it’s 70 pages or w.e congrats on not being able to make 2 issues in a calendar year printed on decent paper

You don't understand how crowd funding works.

Meanwhile, on Eric July’s Twitter…
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https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1766610221575688548

Just as a comparison.

That's rich, coming from a guy who blocked tons of his customers just for pointing out his artist didn't do any art or for asking for details about his books before they come out. Remember when when someone asked him about Isom abd called his customer a fucking idiot and asked if he should write it in crayon because said customer should've figured it out on his own? Fuck him

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Holy shit dude, I know that. You're too busy trying to find a gotcha that you're not grasping what I'm trying to say you fucking retard

You don't understand how crowd funding works.

That's rich, coming from a guy who blocked tons of his customers just for pointing out his artist didn't do any art or for asking for details about his books before they come out. Remember when when someone asked him about Isom abd called his customer a fucking idiot and asked if he should write it in crayon because said customer should've figured it out on his own? Fuck him

Jesus H. Corbett Christ, we got ourselves yet another dumb shitposting bout in triplicate from Mutts337 - are you so fucking stupid that you can’t work out the multi-quote system, or are you deliberately cosplaying as a low-functioning dribbling autist?