DMZ ♀ Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Cringey Edgelord]

Reminds me of my ex; some men become extremely irritable when it comes to their food. I wanted to do something nice for him but the mofo got mad because the sandwich I prepared didn't match his expectations. He went from being a cool cucumber to declaring jihad on me in an instant. All that chest pounding, foot stomping, mouth howling but he still chowed down on the sandwich and acted like nothing happened after. Rational gender my ass.

I thought perhaps you'd enjoy the riveting tale of this man's plight.

He went to jail for DV over a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Android raptor]

I enjoy Rey the Star Wars.

Also pretty much any morally grey-black Gundam woman like Kycilia Zabi and Cima Garahau.

Asuka best girl b/c I relate to her and ofc all the raptors in Jurassic Park/World and Raptor Red. I also want to be San from Princess Mononoke at 12.

 

[Inside your walls]

What are your guys' favorite fictional men/women and why? I love Kim Wexler From Better Call Saul personally because she knows her worth and knows to stand up for what's right (when she's not scamming people with Jimmy)

I have lots of female characters that I like but one that left a giant impact on me was Rei Ayanami from Evangelion, her arc in the original anime as she develops her own individuality and that eventually leads up standing up to the person that exploited her and wanting to help the person she cared for in the movie is still a cathartic watch, because I was in a very similar situation few years ago. Too bad her moid creator hates and still lashes out on her because her character that was meant to criticize male otakus and their pursuit of a submissive waifu completely fell apart because the same male otakus the creator wanted to criticize through his character just latched onto her.

Others include Lain Iwakura, as I heavily empathized with her feelings of isolation and anxiety especially during my teen years, but too bad her and any "weird waifish girl" character similar to her that were there for a while got co-opted by trannies now.

Heather Mason from Silent Hill series, because she's incredibly blunt and just fed up with everybody's bullshit.

Freya from GoW, because I love the rugged forest witch aesthetic they went with her and she's a very good written character.

Cortana from original Halo Trilogy, despite not being a powerhouse like Master Chief, her brains and genius is what kept him intact, plus her she's a "sassy and confident" character done right. Plus both him and her going to hell and back for each other is very sweet and romantic, I love when loyalty in fictional couples is written and empathized like that heavily.

I have favorite male characters, but I wanted to empathize on female characters more in this post.

 

[Farmer Jon]

He went to jail for DV over a grilled cheese sandwich.

Honey I'm home..! WWHHEEERE'S MYYY GRILLED CHEESE!!??? (OG)

 

[mmm semen]

What are your guys' favorite fictional men/women and why? I love Kim Wexler From Better Call Saul personally because she knows her worth and knows to stand up for what's right (when she's not scamming people with Jimmy)

My hero growing up was Lara Croft. Tomb Raider came along when I was super into ancient history, and gaming was entering fully 3D, explorable worlds. Being able to explore greek and egyptian ruins based on real places and myths in a game that wasnt a 2D sidescroller with sprites, made a huge impression on me. I didnt know of Metroid at the time.

Before Lara, the only female characters in games that I saw were pretty princesses to be rescued - so seeing a GIRL go on adventures with nothing but a pair of guns and knowledge of ancient history, finding unsolved and undiscovered relics was so fucking cool. She wasnt crying, screaming, needing rescuing, or having moral dilemmas over shooing aggressive wildlife and moids trying to stop her or fuck her. No bullshit PTSD breakdowns, no annoying friends and "relationship building", no "relatable" how is she going to fund her trip AND justify pillaging treasures side quests. No annoying students to baby sit and give PSA inspiring speeches to the 1% of weirdos who want Lara to be a fat, black, lesbian paraplegic stunwoman with vitiligo who's somehow going on adventures to pay off her student loans. It's just Lara who's already rich and does it for fun.

I'll never forgive the fags that ruined Lara, made her a simpering wimp and keep putting her in situations that end with moids either mutilating or raping her. The one's who turned her into a "girlfriend you want to hold hands to protect". And fuck the fags that want to turn nu-nu-Lara lame and gay.

 

[Not a bee]

Mine is really stupid but Bluestar from the Warrior cat series.
She went through a lot and STILL manages to keep a levelhead when running an entire clan, with pressure weighing on her shoulders, and the future depends on her.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Growing up I liked Alanna the Lioness from the Lady Knight series by Tamora Pierce. The first book is her dressing as a boy to train as a knight, the other two are her going on quests.

 

[Freya]

Mine is really stupid but Bluestar from the Warrior cat series.
She went through a lot and STILL manages to keep a levelhead when running an entire clan, with pressure weighing on her shoulders, and the future depends on her.

lmao I got into Warrior cats when the first book came out way back when. Bluestar was really compelling for a fucking children's book about cats. Honestly a lot of the cats in there were. The series really captures reality by having cat generation after cat generation create more cats than die. It got to be too much for me as a 12 year old and I stopped reading.

 

[salvuserit]

Happy women's day

This is amazing

 

[grimacefetishist]

My favorite girl from eva is unit 01. The part where she eats an angel raw and screams really speaks to me

My favorite anime boy is chii from chii's sweet home

 

[Big Miss Steak]

What are your guys' favorite fictional men/women and why? I love Kim Wexler From Better Call Saul personally because she knows her worth and knows to stand up for what's right (when she's not scamming people with Jimmy)

I feel like well-written female characters are hard to find. A good female character that springs to mind atm is Merida from Brave. Not a flawless movie by any stretch, but I like how she learns to strike the balance between femininity and tomboy-ishness. The relationship between her and her mother is very heartwarming too, not enough stories about the mother/daughter bond.

In the originally script Ripley was a man and there were some homosexual undertones between him and Dallas. I am a huge fan of the entire series and admittedly even the bad films. Ellen Ripley has always been a favorite of mine as a character, very likeable very realistic she's not overly powered in any way just smart/brave but, not overly witty and obnoxious. I was very disappointed when I heard Sigourney Weaver's creative input played a large part in forcing the Alien 3 film to be the plot failure it was. She was very anti-2A, very disappointing to me as another Hollywood intellectual preaching against the thing that incredibly boosted her career. I will further sperg to say in Aliens 1979, no human being is ever actually harmed by a firearm just the titular monsters. I love female leads in action movies/series, their real life couinterparts tend to ruin the next franchise project with creative imput.

Speaking from only seeing the first Alien movie: Ripley is a good character, but she isn't a good female character. You could replace her with a man and apart from one or two scenes of her crying/screaming, literally nothing in the movie would change.

My hero growing up was Lara Croft. Tomb Raider came along when I was super into ancient history, and gaming was entering fully 3D, explorable worlds. Being able to explore greek and egyptian ruins based on real places and myths in a game that wasnt a 2D sidescroller with sprites, made a huge impression on me. I didnt know of Metroid at the time.

Before Lara, the only female characters in games that I saw were pretty princesses to be rescued - so seeing a GIRL go on adventures with nothing but a pair of guns and knowledge of ancient history, finding unsolved and undiscovered relics was so fucking cool. She wasnt crying, screaming, needing rescuing, or having moral dilemmas over shooing aggressive wildlife and moids trying to stop her or fuck her. No bullshit PTSD breakdowns, no annoying friends and "relationship building", no "relatable" how is she going to fund her trip AND justify pillaging treasures side quests. No annoying students to baby sit and give PSA inspiring speeches to the 1% of weirdos who want Lara to be a fat, black, lesbian paraplegic stunwoman with vitiligo who's somehow going on adventures to pay off her student loans. It's just Lara who's already rich and does it for fun.

I'll never forgive the fags that ruined Lara, made her a simpering wimp and keep putting her in situations that end with moids either mutilating or raping her. The one's who turned her into a "girlfriend you want to hold hands to protect". And fuck the fags that want to turn nu-nu-Lara lame and gay.

I grew up playing the Tomb Raider games. Loved Lara. I played the reboot trilogy and enjoyed the gameplay well enough, but not a fan of the poorly-handled attempt to make her more "realistic and human." Would men stranded on an island for decades rape the first woman they see? Yes. Is that what I want in my Tomb Raider game? Gee, gotta think about that one.

 

[Android raptor]

Speaking from only seeing the first Alien movie: Ripley is a good character, but she isn't a good female character. You could replace her with a man and apart from one or two scenes of her crying/screaming, literally nothing in the movie would change.

That was the kind of character I wanted as a kid, since that was how I was. I wanted a truly masculine female character that didn't have to have token girly traits.

I think that's where my interest in nonhuman female characters comes from. They weren't made to fit into any gender stereotypes because they weren't human. And they ate people.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That was the kind of character I wanted as a kid, since that was how I was. I wanted a truly masculine female character that didn't have to have token girly traits.

I think that's where my interest in nonhuman female characters comes from. They weren't made to fit into any gender stereotypes because they weren't human. And they ate people.

Isn't she in only a wet white tank top and underwear for most of the movie tho? I admit I haven't watched it because I hate horror movies that have the female characters run around braless in wet tank tops the entire time for the male gazey audience, there's so many of them.

 

[Android raptor]

Isn't she in only a wet white tank top and underwear for most of the movie tho? I admit I haven't watched it because I hate horror movies that have the female characters run around braless in wet tank tops the entire time for the male gazey audience, there's so many of them.

Idk haven't seen Alien. I doubt my parents would've allowed me to as a kid, I had to beg just for them to let me watch Jurassic Park.

 

[Dyn]

Speaking from only seeing the first Alien movie: Ripley is a good character, but she isn't a good female character. You could replace her with a man and apart from one or two scenes of her crying/screaming, literally nothing in the movie would change.

100% agreed, I've always thought Ripley was very overrepresented whenever people start talking about the best female characters. I think she stands out because she's a pragmatic and competent last girl (Alien) in a time when last girls usually weren't pragmatic or competent, and she's a female action hero (Aliens) in a time when action heroes weren't female. Aside from that though, she's kind of a flat and one-dimensional character. She's a great last girl, and she's a great 80s action hero, as far as those things go, but that's all.

Isn't she in only a wet white tank top and underwear for most of the movie tho?

Not that I remember. There are some underwear scenes when people get in and out of cryo-pods but that's about it. It's pretty respectful and unsexualised for a 1970's horror movie, except for the part where the aliens are all HR Giger rape nightmares.

 

[Glossy Paper]

Isn't she in only a wet white tank top and underwear for most of the movie tho? I admit I haven't watched it because I hate horror movies that have the female characters run around braless in wet tank tops the entire time for the male gazey audience, there's so many of them.

It's in the final scene where she went "phew the danger is gone let me strip" and imo it is out of place. However, the film is still worth watching as a scifi classic.

We should be glad it is what it is though, because the original script wanted something much worse.

Spoiler: WTF

On the 2003 DVD special edition commentary between Weaver and Scott, the actress said: "We actually wanted to have more of a quasi-sex scene."
"We wanted the alien to come and look at her through the glass and be intrigued by the soft pinkness of her compared to him. We wanted him to be that intelligent and that it kind of turned him on. Beauty and the Beast, I think we were going for."

Also for whatever reasons the one other female character in Alien is actually MTF. This is revealed in extra materials and has zero impact on the movie. Why do scifi works always like adding MTF trannies? If it make it more "scifi" to say in year 2XXX humans can change sex, then why is it always MTFs? Just an observation.

 

[Red flag]

Honey I'm home..! WWHHEEERE'S MYYY GRILLED CHEESE!!??? (OG)

The worthless sack was jobless and pissed off she made his sandwich with an EXTRA slice.



He was emasculated by extra cheese? WE CAN'T AFFORD A THIRD SLICE RREEEEEEEE *flips table* Serves her right, I guess.


This sorta reminds me of every time a woman online posts something nice about her man, basically gloating that he was awesome in some way and how happy that makes her, almost immediately the comment section is flooded with stinky miserable scrotes whining AND WHAT DO YOU DO FOR HIM, HMMMMM???

They'll piss and moan about how modern women™ are ungrateful whores, then find some lady praising her man and proceed to grill her whether she appropriately rewarded him for remembering her birthday.

It chaps their asses so much that in a relationship there's even a slight possibility that the man might be doing more whether it's gifts, household chores, child care, etc.

Suddenly that's when they REALLY care about equality between the sexes.

 

[Xenomorph]

Isn't she in only a wet white tank top and underwear for most of the movie tho? I admit I haven't watched it because I hate horror movies that have the female characters run around braless in wet tank tops the entire time for the male gazey audience, there's so many of them.

No not at all. It's at the end. Tank and undies are not wet at all it's just what they wear in the pod. The males were also in underpants when going into the pods. As she is going into hypersleep in the escape ship when she discovered the Xenomorph in the ship with her sleeping. (The Xeno is very tired as it is young and was rapidly growing throughout the film) She is shown getting into her space suit trying not to wake the monster so she can shoot it out of the airlock.
Ellen Ripley is an amazing character.

 

[Wu-Terf Clan]

What hobbies do you have that are social and don't attract any men/trannies? I used to go to yoga but too many creepy men there, I might return since they're offering women's only classes now (no international wymym allowed too, thank fuck). I also go to ballet and contemporary dance classes, those have basically 0 men too.

 

[Kevin Bardon]

I approve all of that