Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[umami's milk]

Once again, the brain always tries to rationalize his chest hair as being some type of lace. It's just sad that any garment is condemned to contain that jungle, even if the garments themselves are trashy.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Honestly the picture of alok is comical because he looks like a living, walking, anti troon meme.
Dylan is cringe, but at least he tries. TF is alok doing?

 

[AnOminous]

Not really about Dylan but fuck me that Alok thing makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn. He activates my flight or fight instincts instantaneously.

Anyone who sees that thing near a kid should do the necessary with a tire iron.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Alok also got invited to that Vanity Fair party, but there weren't any photos of him with anyone

Man this dude makes my skin crawl, I wonder how many women he has stuffed under his floor boards

 

[CM_Gwyn]

This fucking faggot makes my Brain itch. And the Brown Troon is Way to damn hairy for dresses. Bitch got no class

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Honestly the picture of alok is comical because he looks like a living, walking, anti troon meme.
Dylan is cringe, but at least he tries. TF is alok doing?

No, no, no, you've got it all backwards! Genderbending used to be a very mildly transgressive effort, an individual expression or lark. And the people doing it weren't actually confused about who they were* or anything else, or demanding special accommodations, or putting their mental health at the mercy of whether other people obeyed pronoun pins.

* the point was "men can wear dresses, fuck off," or "reconceive ideas of sex-appropriate affect and behavior" [also remember the context/pre-build-a-bear], not "a person wearing a dress becomes a woman" (complete with phantom periods and other physical changes from sheer force of imagination). We've gone down a tragic and stupid path.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Not really about Dylan but fuck me that Alok thing makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn. He activates my flight or fight instincts instantaneously.

He makes me want to slather my screen in Nair.

 

[Nigor]

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Oh my god what the hell am I looking at with the last one, that dress on his body is legit creepy

This guy really needs to eat some more, I think he'd look less horrific if he had more (or any) body fat, it'd probably give the illusion of uh not having a really really obviously masculine body. I'm not saying he'd look great in what he's been wearing, he's fighting an uphill battle to begin with and whoever's picking out his clothes is not on his side, but godamn the auschwitz look isn't helping him. Unfortunately I don't know what he could do about his entire face turning into a flash game jumpscare every five minutes

Alok also got invited to that Vanity Fair party, but there weren't any photos of him with anyone
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I wonder if anyone actually talks to Alok and Dylan at these things. It's feasible they could be shunned in a back corner somewhere while the real famous people network. It doesn't help that Alok is apparently embracing cutouts in his outfits, which he shouldn't (although there's not really anything Alok does that he should do) - at the Screen Actors Guild Awards:
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Oh my god that last picture is literally Doris from Shrek lmfao

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Alok doesnt give me the creeps but rather makes me laugh. Out loud. If i had been invited to any of these parties, I would point at him and laugh hysterically. I wouldn't even care if I get kicked out, it'd be worth it. It'd be worth it even if he gets mad and punches me, ridiculous motherfucker.

 

[umami's milk]

Seems like that vision board is some kind of secret summoning circle, because Dylan's been kickin' it on International Women's Day with the one and only Lady Gaga.

They're canoodling here for a photoshoot for Haus Labs, Gaga's makeup brand. Pics from the IG post below.

Here he is also schmoozing with Gaga's parents! (Joseph Germanotta, right. Cynthia Louise, left)


How does he keeping doing it, guys?

Notice the humongous man-paw on Gaga's shoulder there. It's almost as big as her face! Insane avatar potential here.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Seems like that vision board is some kind of secret summoning circle, because Dylan's been kickin' it on International Women's Day with the one and only Lady Gaga.

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They're canoodling here for a photoshoot for Haus Labs, Gaga's makeup brand. Pics from the IG post below.
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Here he is also schmoozing with Gaga's parents! (Joseph Germanotta, right. Cynthia Louise, left)
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How does he keeping doing it, guys?
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Notice the humongous man-paw on Gaga's shoulder there. It's almost as big as her face! Insane avatar potential here.

In defense of Dylans man paws, lady gaga is really tiny

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

How does he keeping doing it, guys?

He doesn't do anything. His agency does.



edit: grammar

 

[TomClancy'sSpinningCorpse]

Alok also got invited to that Vanity Fair party, but there weren't any photos of him with anyone
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I'll never understand troons that don't even fucking try, I guess I can see doing it just to be an attention seeking faggot but if you're serious about being mentality ill and this is what you come up with end it ffs

 

[umami's milk]

He doesn't do anything. His agency does.

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edit: grammar

I really meant the facesplittng grin he cracks, but yes! This is how he does it. He's 27, mind you.

ALSO YEAR 2 IS IN THREE DAYS HOW DO WE CELEBRATE?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I really meant the facesplittng grin he cracks, but yes! This is how he does it. He's 27, mind you.

ALSO YEAR 2 IS IN THREE DAYS HOW DO WE CELEBRATE?

Someone need to teach him to smile without bearing his teeth. That's part og why he looks so terrifying.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Dylan is cringe, but at least he tries. TF is alok doing?

For two reasons:

1. Troons know they never pass, so they try to tear down beauty standards altogether. Alok just happens to go even further than the average troon. He intentionally makes himself look like an ugly, hairy monkey wearing a dress, because he hopes against all reason that he can convince other people to think of it as "beautiful" if he simply assaults people's eyes often enough and desensitizes them.
2. Alok and other queers like him absolutely love fishing for attention, they even specifically fish for negative attention in order to validate their persecution complexes.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Alok doesnt give me the creeps but rather makes me laugh. Out loud. If i had been invited to any of these parties, I would point at him and laugh hysterically. I wouldn't even care if I get kicked out, it'd be worth it. It'd be worth it even if he gets mad and punches me, ridiculous motherfucker.

There’s a whole genre of pedos who deliberately dress in gaudy clowny non-threatening fashion to lower the guard of their victims.

 

[Candidate No 7]

My hunch about people like Alok and Jeffrey Marsh is they make themselves as repulsive as possible in order to guilt-trip (gullible) people about their repulsion. The Jimmy Savile technique.

 

[AssignedEva]

Seems like that vision board is some kind of secret summoning circle, because Dylan's been kickin' it on International Women's Day with the one and only Lady Gaga.

Gaga has increasingly been showing her unhinged theatre kid energy, so I'm sure she and Dylan unironically had an absolute blast together (at the expense of the ear drums of everyone else in the room). I'm intrigued to see the final result of this shoot, because they both are dressed like they're going to different places and Dylan's giant Barbarella wig is particularly offputting.
Anyway, he rounded out his International Women's Day by going to the Women In Film part for women Oscar nominees.

The event was sponsored by Max Mara, so naturally he turned up in a $2k Max Mara frock, $300 Max Mara bag and $800 Max Mara heels (total: $3.1k)

 

[Poonocchio]

Gaga has increasingly been showing her unhinged theatre kid energy

She's been the Queen Handmaiden for many years and needs to stop.