Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[ProTeethPuller]

Cog wants to be Ralph so bad he married an ugly brown woman.

Well he's also doing gay little dances in a small room where you only see part of his body so he really is committing to it

 

[GhostSquad]

@Null some lore on the christmas stream you watched of PPP covering the Cog cuck stream

Cog’s girlfriend got drunk and crashed the car with Jonny as the passenger. Cog doesn’t know how to drive and doesn’t have a license.

Cog took her phone from her while she was passed out and injured and right there on the spot illegally accessed it as he had mounting suspicions that she was unfaithful

He found several sext messages with photos sent back and forth between her and a coworker including a dick pic.

That next day while she was still in jail for DUI, Cog called their place of employment to get them both fired. He admitted this on the stream.

And later on another stream admitted to sending the man’s wife all the nude images including the guy’s dick pic which makes him a revenge pornographer.

He also said on a later stream that he sent the photos “so his wife and kids could see” so he wanted the kids to see their dad’s dick pics.

He still spent christmas eve with his girlfriend’s family while she was in jail because his family wants nothing to do with him for obvious reasons.

I doubt you’re interested but I could send relevant links.

Honestly kinda sounds like a W. The whore got rekt.

 

[PauperVita]

Honestly kinda sounds like a W. The whore got rekt.

Cog dumped her earlier that year for someone who was catfishing him. He planned to move to the United States and be a step father, stream all day and get welfare benefits.

Cog since you read your thread. I love the new content. Streaming about Ethan Ralph every single day. Very groundbreaking.

 

[GhostSquad]

Cog dumped her earlier that year for someone who was catfishing him. He planned to move to the United States and be a step father, stream all day and get welfare benefits.

Cog since you read your thread. I love the new content. Streaming about Ethan Ralph every single day. Very groundbreaking.

And that W just became an L. Goddamn it how can people be this stupid LOL

 

[Feldgrau]

Cog, while seething with impotent rage, decides to drop a very uneventful DM chain between himself and a donator. Now who does that remind you of?

https://twitter.com/Cogs_World/status/1765345166183829897

https://twitter.com/Cogs_World/status/1765345508027990237

@Aljam I guess this is what you get for simply asking the cogroach to react to something. I mean what I said about live streaming. Get that going and go scorched earth on all these grifters.

 

[Elmo]

Giving money to Ralph AND Cog? Peak

 

[Pelican Bones]

@Null some lore on the christmas stream you watched of PPP covering the Cog cuck stream

Cog’s girlfriend got drunk and crashed the car with Jonny as the passenger. Cog doesn’t know how to drive and doesn’t have a license.

Cog took her phone from her while she was passed out and injured and right there on the spot illegally accessed it as he had mounting suspicions that she was unfaithful

He found several sext messages with photos sent back and forth between her and a coworker including a dick pic.

That next day while she was still in jail for DUI, Cog called their place of employment to get them both fired. He admitted this on the stream.

And later on another stream admitted to sending the man’s wife all the nude images including the guy’s dick pic which makes him a revenge pornographer.

He also said on a later stream that he sent the photos “so his wife and kids could see” so he wanted the kids to see their dad’s dick pics.

He still spent christmas eve with his girlfriend’s family while she was in jail because his family wants nothing to do with him for obvious reasons.

I doubt you’re interested but I could send relevant links.

Ok, that's actually kind of based and hilarious. Rare Cog W

Honestly kinda sounds like a W. The whore got rekt.

Cog dumped her earlier that year for someone who was catfishing him. He planned to move to the United States and be a step father, stream all day and get welfare benefits.

Cog since you read your thread. I love the new content. Streaming about Ethan Ralph every single day. Very groundbreaking.

Lol what a rollercoaster of posts

The eternal Johnny Crabs

 

[PauperVita]

The eternal Johnny Crabs

That was the tame version. He met thi3ves in his discord after a period of suicidal depression following being dumped by some Russian chick he was discord datingnamed Olenska. @Geekthulhu would probably have a clearer version of events.

Anyway, Cog memes…Enjoy. I am unfamiliar with Dune but still found some of these enjoyable.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Earlier I happened to be scrolling through YouTube and saw he was streaming. This was about 2.5 hours in to a stream that ended up being 4.5 hours long



He normally averages around 150 viewers (give or take) so he is down, quite bad. 136 views on Rumble at time of posting. It looks like the views are starting to climb up a little in the replay but for someone who ends up averaging 1k-1.5k views on streams before they go out of date (1-2 day shelf-life) it definitely looks like, overall, his views are dipping.



Maybe releasing a donator's DMs wasn't smart?

 

[PauperVita]

Earlier I happened to be scrolling through YouTube and saw he was streaming. This was about 2.5 hours in to a stream that ended up being 4.5 hours long

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He normally averages around 150 viewers (give or take) so he is down, quite bad. 136 views on Rumble at time of posting. It looks like the views are starting to climb up a little in the replay but for someone who ends up averaging 1k-1.5k on streams before they go out of date (1-2 day shelf-life) it definitely looks like, overall, his views are dipping.

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Maybe releasing a donator's DMs wasn't smart?

My favorite Cog attribute is his penchant for dropping private messages at the drop of a hat over nothing. He just did this to revenas last week. It is obvious Aljam didn’t send that donation, and by responding in the way that he did he sent a bad message to his audience. And this comes on the heels of a week long meltdown during which he was combative and nasty with other pay pigs who were simply trying to tard wrangle him.

Any day now barring a happening involving Ethan Ralph he is going to go on another rage bender. There’s only so long he can be expected to control that famous autistic fury of his.

 

[Sammich]

. He met thi3ves in his discord after a period of suicidal depression following being dumped by some Russian chick he was discord datingnamed Olenska.

Thieves was great, i talked to her a couple of times, sweet girl, deserved a lot better than cog. Olenska I know of, but just barely. Geek would probably have a lot more information on them though.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog was just crying about this thread on stream. I might clip it later. It is really funny.

30 straight minutes of coping over being bullied on the internet. This is great.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

When Mr Vicker's Could have been paying for a roof over his wife and kids heads, he was giving it To Cog, and the Familly Court's of California ..... what a disaster

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

How much did he pay to Cog for that bloody Portugal shirt while his financial situation was that dire? How much did he waste on superchatting a man who was calling your daughter a dumb whore until you paid him to change his mind? Total Vickers financial destruction. There goes one of Cog's largest pigs.

 

[AltisticRight]

How much did he pay to Cog for that bloody Portugal shirt while his financial situation was that dire? How much did he waste on superchatting a man who was calling your daughter a dumb whore until you paid him to change his mind? Total Vickers financial destruction. There goes one of Cog's largest pigs.

$150 (or in the realm of that), and he framed it.
No kidding, he framed that shirt.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog reads his thread and seethes. This was soread out over a 40 minute train of thought with him bouncing around between this site, Kino Casino and Ethan Ralph so I included the catalyst and only his seething about Fan Fiction Farms. Enjoy

Speaking of Fan Fiction, Cog says the Matthew Vickers news is not true. Damn you, FanFicFarms!

His discord is in disbelief

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Cog reads his thread and seethes. This was soread out over a 40 minute train of thought with him bouncing around between this site, Kino Casino and Ethan Ralph so I included the catalyst and only his seething about Fan Fiction Farms. Enjoy

HE SAID THE LINE!

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Cog called up a dude who goes by the handle Bloomfer, sneakily recorded it, immediately went into meltdown mode - repeating the same phrases, denied blocking everyone we know he has blocked, refused to show his block list, got heated in a very autistic manner, and eventually hung up on him. Cog then posted this to his channel as if it was some sort of win, titling it "Try Hard Troll Tries Hard".

He didn't have to try that hard before Cog reee'd and rage quit so bit of a misnomer.

Local archive:

 

[PauperVita]

Cog called up a dude who goes by the handle Bloomfer, sneakily recorded it, immediately went into meltdown mode - repeating the same phrases, denied blocking everyone we know he has blocked, refused to show his block list, got heated in a very autistic manner, and eventually hung up on him. Cog then posted this to his channel as if it was some sort of win, titling it "Try Hard Troll Tries Hard".

He didn't have to try that hard before Cog reee'd and rage quit so bit of a misnomer.

Local archive coming, site is being gay re: video uploads again.

Cog recorded this call without his permission. Bloomfer is now considering pressing charges, and Cog is trying to intimidate him threatening to dox him.

Archive

As per standard Cog protocol he implies it in the most wormy way possible instead of just saying it explicitly because Cog pretends to be anti doxing despite several instances of him doxing his trolls.

It alpears Cog quote tweeted this troll in excess of 20 times and after the call deleted almost all of them.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Cog talking about his paypig/master Matthew Vickers

TLDW :

• Vickers is not losing his house
• He still talks to Vickers
• He knows the situation beforehand
• Vickers is doing a "tactical" play to keep his assets