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Also this is an interesting line of thinking, that Vaush's mistake was "such an avoidable mistake" not because he downloaded Loli porn but because he "download it on his work computer".

It was so fucking nauseating. It amounted to him effectively saying that the only thing Vaush did wrong was get caught.

What a fucking scumbag.
 
I Changed My Mind About Vaush (Uploaded Mar 10, 2024)
Following the drama with Ethan Klein, I've had a lot of time to think about Vaush: Both how I feel about Vaush, and my relationship to Vaush.
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Also, Kuffla has lost over 400 followers on his "main" Twatter account. I clearly remember him having '104.1K Followers'. Didn't take a pic before to show proof but starting from here on out:
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Keffals losing all of his friends by throwing them all under the bus is so fucking perfect.

He’s so disgusting he can only harm everyone he ever interacts with.
 
Also this is an interesting line of thinking, that Vaush's mistake was "such an avoidable mistake" not because he downloaded Loli porn but because he "download it on his work computer".
Very strange line of thinking there Keffals, an interesting tidbit is that Keffals has more than 1 computer.
i have always figured one of the reasons keffals was so upset about the london police swatting ordeal was because if they looked enough they would have found his stash of "shortstack goblins" and maybe a few catboys as well. the way he words things here leads me to believe he most likely does store all his degenerate content on one computer and stream stuff on the other.
 
People noticed recently that Kiwi Farms is showing up on Google searches after years of being delisted. I was messing around with it today and realized that it will not return accurate results for "Kiwi Farms Keffals." Even when you include the name of former Google employee and infamous sexual assailant, Liz Fong Jones, his thread shows up on the first page. Keffals stuff will show up on page 2 and beyond, but there's shit on page 1 that's not even relevant to the search. Looks like Lucas is still under some degree of corporate protection.
 
Keffals once again leaks DM's. It's amazing people still are willing to talk to this retard.
With friends like these, man. Who needs enemies?
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I'd like to believe that Keffals is copying Ethan Ralph's tactic of ingratiating yourself, then betraying, then ingratiating yourself again. One day Keffals will be Ralph's Mexican bride, and he wouldn't even be able to put out more demonspawn.

Please excuse the crudity of this photoshop job. Father time can't stop you from aging like a male.
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Imagine living your life knowing you are a modern zoo exhibit, but loathing that fact. No walls or bars to contain you and the ability to stop being a spectacle by using determination and free will. His entire is life centered around parasitizing others, because that is the only thing that has ever produced tangible results. Every initiative he has ever struck out to do on his own has met with varying levels of failure because as soon as resistance is met or genuine effort is required, it was always easier to gather all the life preservers for yourself, doom everyone else on board with you, and immediately jump ship.

Yet he still managed to make a living out of this way of life, always the victim, even when he's literally nailing people to the cross.

Imagine being that person, enslaved to an algorithm and your long dead dopamine receptors, and all it ever took to stop it was just walking away and wanting better for yourself.
 
Holy hell, something about his hair in the recent video makes him look like a fat gay man more than ever.
Please excuse the crudity of this photoshop job. Father time can't stop you from aging like a male.
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Total twinkdeath.
Soon.
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He needs all that hair to hide the rapidly approaching thumb profile, seems like every obese troon gets there eventually. :story:
 
Keep trying Lucas. Fake it til you make it as they say. One of these days you might come up with a video that doesn't make you look awful and you don't get flooded with negative feedback from it. The right combination of words exists, it's up to you to keep rolling to find it. Don't give up.
Record > upload > delete > repeat
 
Tipster also gets thrown under the bus slightly
You don't need to get involved in every single drama. You really don't. I don't think Tipster Keffals should have got involved. I think that was really stupid. What could you have possible thought the outcome of doing a public callout defence on Ethan Klein Vaush being a paedophile would have been, honestly? Like I know you want to defend the people that you like, but sometimes you just gotta sit back not be a paedophile. You don't always need to get directly in the fucking mud bathtub hrt.
 
Boy, it's a good thing Lucas deleted that video where he essentially says "the problem isn't loli porn itself, it's that Vaush downloaded it and opened himself up to criticism that negatively affects me!" before someone like Mutahar can clip it for their upcoming video.
At least Vaush doesn't push tainted illegal drugs on children.
 
Holy hell, something about his hair in the recent video makes him look like a fat gay man more than ever.
Please excuse the crudity of this photoshop job. Father time can't stop you from aging like a male.
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Total twinkdeath.
Keffals looks a bit like Mark from Peep Show.
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I noticed 2 theories about why he deleted the video and I don't think either of them is correct. First one is that he was "threatened" by Vaush, eeh If that was the case it would be huge win for Lucas. He could milk if for months and be proud sacrificial victim about it.

Second is that he realized he went out of the way AGAIN to specifically highlight the fact that he has nothing against the type of porn Vaush had. It's Lucas, he won't pretend he's against loli horse porn, and I'm convinced he is willing to die on that hill. This is maybe the only thing he's been consistent about, that media Vaush had is not the problem.

I think he deleted it because some people started pointing out how he contradicts himself too many times in a short video and looks like turbo hypocrite who's words don't mean shit to average onlooker. I think he realized that he both praised and criticized exact same behaviors. Criticizing Tipster but praising himself for doing same things for example. He probably just got a sense of how his damage control is just self damaging and deleted.
 
Lucas is a champion at being a complete asshole. Every time I think, "Man, he can't top the hypocritical dickhead thing he did this week" my boy doubles down. I'm pretty sure Tipster waddled his fat ass to defend HIM on the Vaush thing, not the other way around.

Bravo Lucas. Bravo.
 
- everything is a living hell for Lucas, he got punished for nothing, feels hurt, doesn't hate Vaush, Vaush not above criticism, Vaush fans uncomfortable for being Vaush fans, everything bad, Keffals is the victim here yadda yadda yadda
- Tipster should have done better and not get involved
- admitts to love drama and slop and will keep commenting on drama but doesn't wanna get involved anymore
I'm guessing that he's trying to make a cushion of good will for when the Muta video drops.
He's trying real hard to run away from his consequences by severing ties with unsavory people but the worse of his actions where done by him and him alone so throwing them under the bus is gonna do nothing.
 
He's trying real hard to run away from his consequences by severing ties with unsavory people but the worse of his actions where done by him and him alone so throwing them under the bus is gonna do nothing.
Really he's put himself behind the eight ball to the extent no matter what he does he's a piece of shit. He's either a piece of shit for associating with unsavory people in the first place, or a piece of shit for stabbing them in the back out of opportunistic cowardice. Oh, wait, he's actually a piece of shit for doing BOTH of those things.
 
I'm pretty sure Tipster waddled his fat ass to defend HIM on the Vaush thing, not the other way around.
The funniest thing is he threw Tipster under the bus for inserting himself into the Vaush situation but did the same exact thing and used the same argumentation as Tipster: "VAUSH YOU SHOULD WATCH PORN ON YOUR PHONE AND NOT DOWNLOAD IT ON YOUR COMPUTER" , "VAUSH DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOLI" etc. These people can't think for themselves they must parrot points from each other because they aren't capable of critical thinking.
 
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