Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I drew the hog from memory.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

So Fatrick pretended to be a mechanic and starts by bragging what kind of seat he was conceived on? Why would you ever want to know that or brag about what car your mum and dad had dumb unprotected sex in the backseat of. Its a lie no doubt but he did Fatrick think that was something clever that showed him as a true mechanic from birth

He’s got main character syndrome pretty bad, he thinks everyone else is as interested in his backstory and his life as he is.

I’ve always thought it was funny how he still brags about his parents and their “accomplishments” as if it reflects on him or gives him any credibility. He doesn’t even do it in like an admirable, proud of them way. It’s in like a “my dad can kick your dad’s ass” kinda way. He’s so ashamed of his mediocrity and Ade broke his brain so bad, he admitted he wanted to be famous to spite her.

 

[East_Clintwood]

He’s got more chins than a fat Chinese chick in Chinatown.

Might be showing my age here, but when I learned the fat joke it was that the person had more chins than a chinese phone book.

 

[lindsayfan]

Happy Sunday, kids.

Edit: 2 minutes in and the rib-ache is in full swing.

you must have steel ribs, like the tires on the rustang. i lost it at 20 seconds when we saw the old-school MacOS folder labeled "tyrone's farts"

 

[FinnSven]

But unlike that guy Rick cleverly has many extra chins that make it impossible to choke him out until he shits himself. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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By taking swings at cops naturally like legal expert Ethan Ralph. More courtroom experience than Nick Rekieta.

Theoretically, would it be possible to hang him?

If, for the sake of argument, he was found guilty of murder in a US state which still carries the death penalty and has hanging as one of the approved methods of execution.

Now a standard rope wouldn’t have the tensile strength to hold him, so would a steel cable have to be substituted?

Would his incredibly thick neck and chins keep him alive by protecting his windpipe from being crushed and his spine from being snapped?

Would he eventually die from strangulation or would his blubber covered throat allow him to breathe?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

More chins than a Hong Kong telephone book, as they say.

Might be showing my age here, but when I learned the fat joke it was that the person had more chins than a chinese phone book.

Ninjad.

 

[Maude Snew]

Theoretically, would it be possible to hang him?

No, Fat Rick can't be hung.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

you must have steel ribs, like the tires on the rustang. i lost it at 20 seconds when we saw the old-school MacOS folder labeled "tyrone's farts"

Dang, I missed that one! This series is great.

Btw, 1 hour since the video was published and over 1.1k views. For a super niche video like this, it's performing way above what it should. Pat's recent spotlight will bring him many fans that might get a bit "attached", I reckon:



For some reason this random comment just sent my ribs into the stratosphere:

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Dang, I missed that one! This series is great.

Btw, 1 hour since the video was published and over 1.1k views. To a super niche video like this, it's performing way above what it should. Pat's recent spotlight will bring him many fans that might get a bit "attached", I reckon:
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For some reason this random comment just sent my ribs into the stratosphere:
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Normally id say this is a bad thing, but its patrick and i want to see what happens.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Theoretically, would it be possible to hang him?

If, for the sake of argument, he was found guilty of murder in a US state which still carries the death penalty and has hanging as one of the approved methods of execution.

Now a standard rope wouldn’t have the tensile strength to hold him, so would a steel cable have to be substituted?

Would his incredibly thick neck and chins keep him alive by protecting his windpipe from being crushed and his spine from being snapped?

Would he eventually die from strangulation or would his blubber covered throat allow him to breathe?

Earlier in the thread I posted that a fat man was once hanged but due to his weight it ended up basically decapitating him. You'd be best to just use lethal injection against fat people.

 

[BScCollateral]

Theoretically, would it be possible to hang him?

There is a case of a man who escaped hanging on the grounds that at 400 pounds the risk of decapitation was too high.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna11225694

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

he’s too greasy and slimey to be hung, nothing would grip.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

he’s too greasy and slimey to be hung, nothing would grip.

Also, because of the tiny faucet peepee thing.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

NUMBAZ!!!

 

[AnOminous]

He’s got more chins than a fat Chinese chick in Chinatown.

He has more chins than a Chinatown phonebook.

 

[JustStopDude]

That peppermint stand-up bit at around 09:00 settles it: he's too dumb to be alive. No one in the history of mankind has overshared his intimacy to this degree.

Pat, good comedians make up funny, relatable situations that are based on their awkward experiences and exaggerated to create humor and conections with the audience... You don't just straight up tell people the real, shameful and - worst of all - unfunny reasons why you're an insecure awful person! No one laughs at that, Jesus Christ man!

You should check out the video he has on his YouTube. He was the emcee for the night. So he is doing the opening, warmup with the audience. He proceeds to do jokes about politics, abortion, and then ends with a bit about taking elementary students outside of the school and shooting them if they don't cry at the end of the movie "Old Yeller".

The body language of the next comedian coming up looked like he wanted to deck him.

https://youtu.be/1TeTlCV_Zf0?si=L2tRHYuULmb8w3wR

I really wish Pat would go back to creating shit on his YouTube. Twitter restricts his stupidity too much.

 

[Butwhythough2]

They should just print General Fattons greatest tweet onto one.
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That one is my favorite tweet, it has that smug retardation that Fatrick exudes, he also exudes grease. I wish some retard would have seen this and sent a gallon of paint and a dollar store bag of water balloons to the Ukrainian government along with this tweet, just give proper credit to him, maybe buy a few books, and give him a national holiday when they win the war with this brilliant tactic.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Normally id say this is a bad thing, but its patrick and i want to see what happens.

At best, we’ll get people who’ll want to just watch things play out organically (or as organically as it can be with the second, better forum doing what they do best); at worst we’ll get a true a-log or three who’ll take it to an extreme that’ll even make the Brothermen cringe.

Either way, we win and Pat is still fat.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He has more chins than a Chinatown phonebook.

From the Poet:

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I wonder if the Russians would be able to print Patrick's profile picture on one of their shells?
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You're not even going to remember this in a week, Jay, let alone ten years from now. You'll have new stuff to be outraged about that confirms all your priors.