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Pretty weak sauce for a so called suicidal mental.. Jus sayin.

Everyoe knows if you actually want to an hero you have to cut down the street, not across the road

 

[AfghanBlue]

Everyoe knows if you actually want to an hero you have to cut down the street, not across the road

It's still very very weak for someone (most people) who self harm for DA RUSH/relief.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Troons are subhuman because 6 of them cannot take care of an alpaca/goat farm full time while this man below can take care of a dozen goats, several chicken/guinea fowl, and 2 dogs while spending most of his time hunting and fishing.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Troons are subhuman because 6 of them cannot take care of an alpaca/goat farm full time while this man below can take care of a dozen goats, several chicken/guinea fowl, and 2 dogs while spending most of his time hunting and fishing.

To be fair, goats, guineas, and chickens don't need the same level of care that alpacas and sheep need. They don't need to be shaved, so you can just put them in the field like the Tranchers did originally, with regular maintenance. Depending on goat breed, everything that guy owns might also be smaller than the Tranch heard.

Plus, didn't they have more than a few dozen alpacas and sheep?

 

[AssignedEva]

Plus, didn't they have more than a few dozen alpacas and sheep?

Not by the end

 

[Flamin Park]

Plus what they really don’t seem to get is that at best they had five or six half competent gun-Troons.

The average tobacco chewin, sister ridin, banjo twangin, inbred but extended family of earls could field a good score and possibly more cuzins, in laws and even called a truce with a feuding’ clan.

The tranch would simply be outnumbered and outshot, even if the earls were packing shotguns loaded with birdshot and .45 cavalry revolvers.

Not only that but they lived on a moonscape with far too many alpacas, one road in or out, and were reliant on propane deliveries and diesel generators for power, heating and cooking

Any militia who wanted to wreck their shit would simply blockade that road and put them under an actual siege and within a month they'd be weighing up whether Kevin or his transformers looked more appetizing. Hell what happens when you can't get your 'lifesaving hrt' if SHTF. The troon survivalist larp is always hilarious because the kids from Lord of the flies would have a better chance

 

[Broken Cuddles]

Not only that but they lived on a moonscape with far too many alpacas, one road in or out, and were reliant on propane deliveries and diesel generators for power, heating and cooking

Any militia who wanted to wreck their shit would simply blockade that road and put them under an actual siege and within a month they'd be weighing up whether Kevin or his transformers looked more appetizing. Hell what happens when you can't get your 'lifesaving hrt' if SHTF. The troon survivalist larp is always hilarious because the kids from Lord of the flies would have a better chance

These are grown men who had their own dicks chopped off. Critical thinking isn’t their strong point.
The single way in and out can be a downside but IF they had had stockpiled supplies and troonshine they could last a while under siege, not that any siege was going to happen. They don’t have any future planning skills, and would be begging for amazon air drone delivery of estrogen, transformers and power tools but nothing for the animals.

 

[Ghostse]

These are grown men who had their own dicks chopped off. Critical thinking isn’t their strong point.

This should be the title of the actual documentary about the Tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

Hell what happens when you can't get your 'lifesaving hrt' if SHTF. The troon survivalist larp is always hilarious because the kids from Lord of the flies would have a better chance

People with actual health issues don't even think about this stuff.
Probably because they will all realize the truth: they will be dead.

@Ghostse Only Kevin and Jen were known to have amholes.

 

[curecanti88]

they'd be weighing up whether Kevin or his transformers looked more appetizing

Decisive Troon Strategic Victory

At any rate, if I could rearrange time I'd make it so the Tranch was still going (obviously running on donated troonbux), but the Black Hammers had "successfully" built Hammer City right next to them. It would be hilarious to see Hyperracist black NatSoc/Nazbol psychos living next to a bunch of (theoretically) white AnCom troons, both groups paranoid and well armed, both groups militant and deranged to unimaginable levels. That would be pure comedy gold.

 

[Friendly Futa]

To be fair, goats, guineas, and chickens don't need the same level of care that alpacas and sheep need.

To be fair to the other guy, you need to be smart in the first place to not pick fucking alpaca as a farming animal in 2020s well after the alpaca bubble burst.

 

[Näkki]

To be fair to the other guy, you need to be smart in the first place to not pick fucking alpaca as a farming animal in 2020s well after the alpaca bubble burst.

Still such a wild thing to imagine when you're from europe

Spoiler: European alpaca prices

(Europe has pretty strict import regulations for animals such as alpacas. Breeding material is very limited and it shows in the prices and how aggressively they start trying to sell you alpaca walks once they realise nothing pays)

 

[Oxyjen]

The ranch occasionally pops up on social media as kind of forgotten lore. Of course, those who remember now all universally knew at the time it was doomed, a scam, full of sex pests etc.
I think “Merritt” was formerly a huge leftist account on Twitter?






A survivor recounts;


Kindness was Typhoid Mary, say it ain’t so!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A survivor recounts;


Kindness was Typhoid Mary, say it ain’t so!

God forbid the tranchers quarantine and forgo their ice cream and soda for a week.

 

[Wallace]

The ranch occasionally pops up on social media as kind of forgotten lore. Of course, those who remember now all universally knew at the time it was doomed, a scam, full of sex pests etc.
I think “Merritt” was formerly a huge leftist account on Twitter?

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A survivor recounts;

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Kindness was Typhoid Mary, say it ain’t so!

Ever notice how every SocJus/alphabet people movement accomplishes absolutely nothing and gets hijacked by grifters and con artists? It's almost like none of them actually give a shit about the cause and are just trying to line their pockets and get more Internet Points.

 

[Oxyjen]

I also had a quick look for any news of our group of wilderness troons who, apparently, had enough sense to get off the mountain before our direst predictions came true, back in January.

I didn’t find anything, Jared and co are still absent from Twitter and the loseryote guy hasn’t said anything interesting.

However. I did find this story published last month which is sort of geographically related, and is a cautionary tale for wannabe outback survivalists. I thought friends here might find it relevant, although be warned it’s super fucking sad.

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/colorado-off-grid-deaths/

 

[Old Fart]

I know just the place, Clegg. Tighten your seatbelt.

 

[Oxyjen]

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I know just the place, Clegg. Tighten your seatbelt.

I was so fucking tempted. But I hope they Google it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I was so fucking tempted. But I hope they Google it.

I believe the site is banned from search engine results? Blocked and Reported podcast would give some info as well as name checking the farms too, but no direct Google links anyway. Perhaps other search engines not using Google would work.

 

[Oxyjen]

I believe the site is banned from search engine results? Blocked and Reported podcast would give some info as well as name checking the farms too, but no direct Google links anyway. Perhaps other search engines not using Google would work.

I meant Google as in “to Google” - page 2, but..


Also lol