Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Slippin Kimmy]

but also sees the hypocrisy of her wearing men’s work shorts to work.

This made me chuckle as if the wife wearing comfortable shorts is the same thing as a man wearing a dress

 

[Positron]

What has CRISPR anything to do with it? Isn't it common knowledge among these Advanced Biologists that a man has every gene it takes to develop ovaries? Not to mention uteri and vaginas?

And let me bring you some good news hons: your testes already produce estrogen in the factory setting. If you cut your balls off you're depriving yourself of estrogen!!

 

[TyrasGuard]

I asked her to define transitioning and she said anything that changes my appearance. So HRT and GRS definitely, but even growing my hair out, getting my ears pierced, wearing makeup, etc, would be out. She doesn’t like the idea of me wearing feminine clothes, but also sees the hypocrisy of her wearing men’s work shorts to work. I will play that one by ear. She also told me that me wearing a bra and panties is a huge turnoff for her.

I love this bit because he is testing her to see what he can get away with. Kudos to the priest too, I bet that was a fun announcement to make; "Kids, we won't hang out today, I gotta go listen to a faggot for 3 hours".

Worst part is that the relationship is probaly already broken, it's almost like cheating, how the fuck do you forget that? I assume that women like manlyness in a man, how the fuck are you supposed to forget that your man wanted (and possibly already has, YOURS) to wear bras and panties?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

a “””girl””” named lilith decided to say that is a woman

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Worst part is that the relationship is probaly already broken, it's almost like cheating, how the fuck do you forget that? I assume that women like manlyness in a man, how the fuck are you supposed to forget that your man wanted (and possibly already has, YOURS) to wear bras and panties?

A lot of women don't really care if their man is manly, but to learn he has porn brainrot so bad he wants to cut his dick off? Yeah you don't just forget that. I hope the wife nopes the fuck out of there. He is already trying to test her boundaries and do mental gymnastics with that "but you wear pants and you are a woman!" nonsense. He will only get worse over time trying to wear her down.

 

[countrybumpkin]

A lot of women don't really care if their man is manly, but to learn he has porn brainrot so bad he wants to cut his dick off? Yeah you don't just forget that. I hope the wife nopes the fuck out of there. He is already trying to test her boundaries and do mental gymnastics with that "but you wear pants and you are a woman!" nonsense. He will only get worse over time trying to wear her down.

Yeah, I like feminine men (Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, young Leonardo DiCaprio, etc.), but troons aren't feminine men. Their ideas about "femininity" are so far removed from actual women they might be the least feminine men ever.

 

[Kumquat]

Yeah, I like feminine men (Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, young Leonardo DiCaprio, etc.), but troons aren't feminine men. Their ideas about "femininity" are so far removed from actual women they might be the least feminine men ever.

The troon's idea of "feminine" is being "submissive and breedable," as the young kids say these days. That's all women are to them: submissive, subordinate, weak, frail, dumb, and existing only to take cock and enjoy it.

 

[Gilgamesh!]

Now for the fallout (snip below, full text in the spoiler)

It really just amazes me how frequently this happens. Doesn't even matter if it's a troon or a poon. Literally every single time it just reads like:

"My wife and I have been in a heterosexual relationship for 10 years. She's a straight woman, I know this for a fact.
I came out to her as trans and asked her if she'd be fine with me taking hormones and getting my dick chopped off.
She cried and had an emotional breakdown. She said that I'm free to do that if I want but if I do she's leaving and taking the kids. wtf is wrong with my wife? Is she a homophobe? Why would she not stay with me unless she's a homophobe?
All I'm doing is explicitly becoming something she's not attracted too. She must be a narcissist."

It's like a neon sign highligting how self absorbed and narcissistic they are, and yet they never hide it. You'd think they'd at least make an effort to not look bad, but no. Perhaps it's part of that "true and authentic self" thing.

 

[Geraldine]

Pre-op (or no-op) blues.
Don't call it a girl cock. That's just stupid ...
Link Archive

Call it a clit.
Problem solved? Nope. Because ...

... almost getting it is getting in the way.

 

[TruffleSpark]

It really just amazes me how frequently this happens. Doesn't even matter if it's a troon or a poon. Literally every single time it just reads like:

It's like a neon sign highligting how self absorbed and narcissistic they are, and yet they never hide it. You'd think they'd at least make an effort to not look bad, but no. Perhaps it's part of that "true and authentic self" thing.

You'd think they'd get gender euphoria over the fact that heterosexuals of the opposite sex don't want to fuck them any more. But they never do for some reason.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Apex fallacy. Women see only the top 10% of men who do get all the love and attention. The losers are invisible to them. Women then turn themselves into men and are understandably shocked at their own disappearance. They’ve never seen this sort of man before because that tier of men has been invisible all along.

Same way incels only the see the top 10% of women and then decide to Ma'am up.

 

[Candidate No 7]

This one is quite the ride.

It starts with this and somehow goes downhill all the way thereafter:

I got a dick not too long ago and I fucking love it [...] Admittedly, my dick is very not cis passing and it has taken a lot of therapy, radical self-love, and sharing thoughts with other men of trans experience to get me to the point I am today with it.

How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

 

[Susanna]

Kudos to the priest too, I bet that was a fun announcement to make; "Kids, we won't hang out today, I gotta go listen to a faggot for 3 hours".

This is almost certainly a western priest, they're celibate.

The troon's idea of "feminine" is being "submissive and breedable," as the young kids say these days. That's all women are to them: submissive, subordinate, weak, frail, dumb, and existing only to take cock and enjoy it.

No man hates women as much as a tranny does.

 

[Silly Milly]

Failure men who can't live up to masculine standards internalize feminists' hatred of males and masculinity. According to this logic, female == good person and male == bad person, so the way to become a good person is to become female.

pl but i remember growing up during this era, tumblr activism and r/shitredditsays were gaining a lot of traction on bigger sites. trannies were also already cementing their janny status and every activist group had some groomer moderator.

i think reading a lot of that shit (which all ultimately came from universities, the hugboxes were just repeating shit from their sociology/gender studies courses) fucked with my self-esteem. i was already a weird teen guy with no experience with women, and i didn’t want to come off as a creep or perpetuate “rape culture.” I learned the hard way that avoiding interaction with women to not make them uncomfortable makes you look even more weird and creepy. It wasn’t until i was older that i managed to get into healthy relationships with women and unlearn this self-hatred.

the troon epidemic among younger males i imagine is somewhat similar. i have no respect for middle aged AGP troons abandoning their families for porn addiction or groomers in their 20’s like keffals and co. but all these kids growing up with shame from all angles and all this fucking activism bullshit of course are winding up confused and transitioning. They’re being punished for sins other generations committed(real or perceived), men and women having this stuff forced into their system by these ugly freaks when they don’t even know what it’s like to be a human yet.

 

[Geraldine]

How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

How the hell did the pooner get this creepy gay "boyfriend" in the first place?
My guess is there's a lot more to this than she says in her story, but not to "Joe's" credit either.

 

[cypocryphy]

This one is quite the ride.


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It starts with this and somehow goes downhill all the way thereafter:


How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

Those Frankencocks don't even function in any way, right?

 

[Candidate No 7]

How the hell did the pooner get this creepy gay "boyfriend" in the first place?
My guess is there's a lot more to this than she says in her story, but not to "Joe's" credit either.

She says he is "very queer" rather than gay. My guess is the poor guy went along with everything so as not to get in trouble and is now making manic jokes around the clock to stop himself breaking down when he thinks about the thing he is going to have to interact with at at some point.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

"Men of trans experience" is one of the most horrendous bits of newspeak I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

 

[Shig O'nella]

This one is quite the ride.


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It starts with this and somehow goes downhill all the way thereafter:


How dare my gay BF not love the thing I have after great effort managed to hypnotise myself into sorta thinking of as a penis?

"Binary MAN of TRANS EXPERIENCE" has crashed straight in at number 2 in my "terms I never want to hear again." top 20

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

"Men of trans experience" is one of the most horrendous bits of newspeak I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

It's genius, it removes all agency, you did not do this to yourself, nor is it the surgeons fault if you regret something, it is just an experience that just happened to you.