Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Imagine being 40 plus and constantly reinforcing the idea that your greatest life's work was briefly working Xbox Live customer service. I have never seen a bigger corporate shill than this untermensch.

Rape victim, cluster headache survivor, and Xbox "alumni". Just a long-winded way of saying, "I'm a gigantic, dishonest faggot".

That photo without the neckbeard looking like a rejected GoW character is completely on the money.

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I love that he changed his credentials copypasta after coming here and reading us goofing on it. I reverse searched the image and he stole it from some dumb Xbox fansite article from 10 years ago:

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Nice try Shane, you big fat liar.
 
I love that he changed his credentials copypasta after coming here and reading us goofing on it. I reverse searched the image and he stole it from some dumb Xbox fansite article from 10 years ago:

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Nice try Shane, you big fat liar.
That's from the Redmond area. However it just proves he was just another phone monkey.
 
Oh shit he’s on to her! lol I live for the seethe, mockery is the best weapon against all these retards who take themselves so seriously. Perhaps if Shane’s large gamete donor had paid more attention to him he wouldn’t have turned out so retarded.

Also he loves calling people cowards lol but I can’t think of anything more cowardly than hiding in your section 8 housing and going off on everyone you encounter on Xitter because you’re not man enough to work or do anything productive. Hiding behind Uncle Sam’s skirt while you wag your finger at your betters seems pretty cowardly to me.
Cowardice is one of Shane's most notable attributes, alongside his low intelligence, lack of self-awareness, inability to learn and his pathetic lies. Quite the mental resume there, fatty.

Remember that despite having an account here, he has refused to engage with us directly. Instead he argued with the thread on his Twitter, where he could choose which questions to answer and even crop screenshots from the forum to make himself look better. He also evaded and ran away from several offers to interview him over Skype, claiming that doing so, even with burner accounts, would allow us to hack or dox him somehow. He's terrified of not being able to control the conversation and choose which questions to answer.

Shane is a pussy-ass bitch coward whose lies and bluster cover up a massive pit of insecurity and shame over what a giant fat loser he really is.

That's from the Redmond area. However it just proves he was just another phone monkey.
Shane had 2 MS-adjacent jobs, one at a retail location trying to upsell warranties on XBoxes, the other as an XBL phone monkey.

The funniest thing about his XBL support job is that even though 80% of that job is either resetting passwords or helping people who had their account security breached, Shane was found to have frequently used his own email address as a password* on numerous accounts all over the Internet. This is why I posited that Shane is a literal NPC, as he seems to have literally no ability to learn.

*Another password he frequently used was "whatisthematrix", which is just as funny but for other reasons.
 
Instead he argued with the thread on his Twitter, where he could choose which questions to answer and even crop screens
He's back to doing just that. Amazing timing Spunt
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I'm always logged in so I'm not sure if the blue is details. Hey @KF Cruiser, comment ? The second screenshot shows the option to like/quote/reply. We know you're here Shame. Nice opsec, stupid. Make sure you download our bbcode

Still going after Leslie
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There is no reason this fat malding clown shouldnt have a job. He's been on twitter all day. The butterknife boss of the PDX putting in 12 hours a day.
 
He's back to doing just that. Amazing timing Spunt
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I'm always logged in so I'm not sure if the blue is details. Hey @KF Cruiser, comment ? The second screenshot shows the option to like/quote/reply. We know you're here Shame. Nice opsec, stupid. Make sure you download our bbcode

Still going after Leslie
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There is no reason this fat malding clown shouldnt have a job. He's been on twitter all day. The butterknife boss of the PDX putting in 12 hours a day.
I love that Leslie won’t even acknowledge his retarded flailing in her direction. She probably feels like it’s punching down.

He’s still going after her career after being ignored for months :story:
 
I think Shane is my favorite from the extended waist Patverse. The fact that every time he tries to flex on us and own us, it was a massive L is just incredible really.

What are you atalking about. This is peak manliness.
lmao, he must have people outside of us digging into him since he's such a shitlord

This stain has been making enemies online for at least 10 years, it’s nice that we have a comfy meeting room now.
 
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Reminder that Shane:
  1. Didn’t “retire” — he chose to stop supporting himself financially and became a welfare queen
  2. Is so broke he had to resort to a dental charity for homeless people — aid for which he was so ungrateful he then left them scathing online reviews
  3. Begged on FB for money to camp out while homeless
  4. Threatened to take his pet to a shelter if people didn’t give him money to take care of it
Screenshot that and tweet it, Shame.
 
I don't know how showing people my post about those shoes being available on ebay makes them any more exclusive but I hope Leslie buys them.
Is xbox still hiring phone monkeys in America, or are they just outsourcing to AI and Indians now? Chantal's old roommate did his call center job from the comfort of his goon cave. I have trouble believing that Microsoft wouldnt give a legitimately disabled person a work from home opportunity if they were important to them. Lots of disabled people work from home or start side hustles. At least Cobes does cooking videos and gender relations rants to pay partial rent, and he's autistic as hell and legally blind.
 
I think Shane tops Patrick for the title, Internet Tough Guy.

Shane, we were all thought this and we are so glad you are real. You provide endless content to laugh at.
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Why would anyone wish Shane wasn't real? He never follows up on his ridiculous threats and he gets winded waddling to the cupboard to get more Doritos (R) Cool Ranch (TM) corn chips in association with XBox (TM). He's no danger to anyone or anything except his own blood sugar levels.

He exists to spread joy and laughter to the world. Who wouldn't giggle at a rotund 40-year-old man LARPing as Neo from the Matrix nearly 25 years after it came out? Whose ribs would not enter low-earth orbit watching him pretend to be a hacker, make basic mistakes that show he has less computer knowledge than most teenagers, and try to explain it by claiming that he was only pretending to be retarded?

I'll bet you guys 10 "Winner" stickers that Shane has "Clubbed to Death" as his ringtone.
 
Shane's favorite insult, other than Nazi sack of shit is calling someone a sealion. Which I still have no idea what the fuck it means

He's referencing this comic:

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It's some gamergate era thing that people bring up to pretend that being asked to back up your BS claims is somehow harassment. Obviously Shane, who's entire online persona is BS, is well aware of it.
 
Such a little coward.
You know what I did after I left that shit 9-5 job working the phones Shane? I went directly to work with Microsoft because I already had all of the training. Doing that meant way more money. They also paid for the rest of the training I was looking for in the field. I sure as fuck didn't have to deal with children and their video games all day. Now over a decade later I get to work from home. All you managed to get was 10% off coupons you can't even use because you're on government benefits that the citizens of the United States have to pay into with their hard earned money. I have a career to show for my troubles, you have a pair of Adidas people offload on Ebay for half the price.

While I do enjoy my current job and it's hours, I do plan on switching again into another field in four years. Though it is for less pay and more hours, but oh well.
 
Hey Shane, I hear you still consult from time to time. Drop me a DM buddy, I've been having connectivity issues with Teams since the January update, which I assume you had a hand in? Just need some advice man. I asked in the MS forums but they're full of clueless wannabes so I figured I'd come to a credentialed advisor with a proven track record of assisting the loyal customer. I can pay you with a special top hat sticker which is very prestigious and +10
 
Hey Shane, I hear you still consult from time to time. Drop me a DM buddy, I've been having connectivity issues with Teams since the January update, which I assume you had a hand in? Just need some advice man. I asked in the MS forums but they're full of clueless wannabes so I figured I'd come to a credentialed advisor with a proven track record of assisting the loyal customer. I can pay you with a special top hat sticker which is very prestigious and +10
I wish I could help you, but I was put into tier 2 support early in my career.
 
I guess @Chukipz doesn't get the joke. If Microsoft told you that your ticket was sent to Tier 2 support it basically meant that they don't want to bother with you anymore as your support ticket has been sent to the void. In other words, it's Microsoft's version of telling you to "Lulz fuck off we're busy". If they switched you to Tier 2 support they wanted you to do something else in the company.
 
Still going after Leslie:
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I don't see her calling him, rightfully, a pedophile. But she better wait for the knock of another lolsuit from the butterknife butt bandit.

Hes used the royal "we" like five times regarding Microsoft buying Nokia. Shane, no one at that company remembers you nor gives a fuck that you still exist. You haven't worked there in 8 years.
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The sweet sweet irony here. Shane you're an unemployed loser who's entire online act is being a tough guy for the past ten years
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