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And we know it's a foreign country wheelchair, US bound ones would most likely, outside of defiant timezone states like Arizona, be waking up to auto-adjusted clocks on most internet and satellite connected devices.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I posted this in the "Phil's Weird Body" thread a few months ago, which might help explain it.
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Oh my god I can't believe I never realized that Phil is built like a Simpsons character.
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I don't know about you guys but this RPG Fatigue bullshit isn't real and the only game that does the worst compared to the others is that LaD: IW game. It gets the lowest support and lowest viewership. Reminder that he just got done playing the spin-off game two weeks ago.
It's boring as fuck to watch. The plot is too grounded. Fantasy classes can only go so far. Phil plays this shit at such a slow pace. Developers said it has 100 hours of shit to do. Yet these fuckin' game developers fucked up but he protects this game like his life depends on it.
BG3 has redeeming qualities like how he just doesn't like to learn and he is dumb as fuck.
FF7R is about to get out of it's honeymoon phase and isn't bad to watch. The card game grew on me because it's all ironic with his gacha addiction(''He only won because he's rich!'')
Yakuza offers nothing to the average viewer. I bet you he can't even tell you what the fuck is going on in that game with it's plot. It's easy as piss too and I'm gettin really sick and tired of Tonokuna chan-senpai talking about eating goochi octo squidkama with dokidoki-kun on their offtime while Phil is falling asleep in his chair.
Also reminder that Tekken died for YaD to live on. Fuck this nigger.
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i love how whether or not we get more battle front on friday depends on whether or not he got to play dress up earlier.
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I thought he was doing one more stream of Tekken on Tuesday. Guess he changed his mind?
Malakim Phoros
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Nah dude dont you know Tekken is too accessible thats why scrubs can learn what to do to win dood. No im not gonna learn how i can counter that and win, that takes too much time moron. Im an adult with a family and bills to pay.
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he upsold the hell out of an investor meeting to decide the fate of tekken that would happen on Saturday morning's podcast but then just arbitrarily axed tekken later friday night. so much for "lets pretend to have a discussion and decide what you'll pay to see me play."
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Plenty of streamers can play a Yakuza game and make it good fun for viewers. The issue is DSP, not the game.
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Remember when Phil wanted the FGC to keep his name out of their mouths (even though they were saying fuck-all about him)? Apparently, the FGC is now laughing at Phil (according to him, obviously).
Protip, Phil: the way this thing works is that you have to stop talking about the FGC. Then, they won't talk about you (if again, they were at all).
But they would have to care about you, for starters.
Protip, Phil: the way this thing works is that you have to stop talking about the FGC. Then, they won't talk about you (if again, they were at all).
But they would have to care about you, for starters.
Malakim Phoros
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I mean his last tekken crybaby stream got passed around by scrubquotes. So you know he's scrolling an Twitter, gin in hand seething over it
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Wait. Did this coward cancel his last planned Tekken 8 stream? Was the beat down too much for him to handle? Or was it more because a "hot new game" promises more money (i bet it'sa this and ONLY this) He would probably accept the beat down and joystick mashing if he would get decent tips and not jaxx dentor only
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Malakim Phoros
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Yeah i was writing that under someone talking about the same topic, someone just posted between us and i didnt care
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Maybe if Tekken doesn't come back, Street Fighter will. Phil and fighting games are just the perfect salt mine.
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Reminder: early in the relationship, Kat got an exercise bike for Christmas. It was built/assembled wrong and instead of getting it fixed, Phil sent it back to Amazon for credit and they didn't get a new one.
Phil doesn't let Kat use the car, he's mentioned dropping her off for work/driving her places. According to Phil, she was going to the gym (prior to the exercise bike), so the bike she didn't get was likely a compromise.
Imagine wanting an exercise bike to at least pretend to stay in shape, getting one for Christmas, and then your significant other returning it for credit instead of letting you have it/getting it fixed. You just know Phil used the return money on himself.
I think between that and Kat ballooning. It's safe to say she probably blames Phil for her weight gain, no matter how much of it is fixable if she'd eat less Doordash or walk the neighborhood or something.
I'm sure there's lots of incidents like this adding up and causing Kat to hold a grudge against Phil. I don't think she'd ever divorce him as long as the money rolls in, and the idea Phil would pay for marriage counseling is stupid, but she absolutely must bitch at him behind the scenes because he's changed his autism rigid schedule for her in the past and now (such as her being allowed to stir the sacred sauce).
I think Phil bringing her onto the stream was his failed attempt at an olive branch, by making her 'a part of his business' and such.
Phil doesn't let Kat use the car, he's mentioned dropping her off for work/driving her places. According to Phil, she was going to the gym (prior to the exercise bike), so the bike she didn't get was likely a compromise.
Imagine wanting an exercise bike to at least pretend to stay in shape, getting one for Christmas, and then your significant other returning it for credit instead of letting you have it/getting it fixed. You just know Phil used the return money on himself.
I think between that and Kat ballooning. It's safe to say she probably blames Phil for her weight gain, no matter how much of it is fixable if she'd eat less Doordash or walk the neighborhood or something.
I'm sure there's lots of incidents like this adding up and causing Kat to hold a grudge against Phil. I don't think she'd ever divorce him as long as the money rolls in, and the idea Phil would pay for marriage counseling is stupid, but she absolutely must bitch at him behind the scenes because he's changed his autism rigid schedule for her in the past and now (such as her being allowed to stir the sacred sauce).
I think Phil bringing her onto the stream was his failed attempt at an olive branch, by making her 'a part of his business' and such.
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I bought an exercise cycle from amazon a few years ago. You have to assemble the stand, petals and seat. Takes about 10 minutes . Phil broke something doing that i bet.
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They have a really weird vibe, and you could kinda pick up on a lot of underlying resentment from Khat.
Not any specific resentment, but the kind of resentment you have, when one person doesn’t like something about their partner, but also knows they’ll never change and are stuck like this, and it has gone on for years.
BTW: I wonder if there is a sex tape of these two, I’d personally pay good money to see a DSP/Khat ungabunga flick.
Not for any degenerate reasons, just because they’re both so ugly and asexual, it’d be really fascinating to see.
Kinda like a videotape of some dogs, but all of a sudden they start acting like humans, sit down and read a newspaper and shit.
Not any specific resentment, but the kind of resentment you have, when one person doesn’t like something about their partner, but also knows they’ll never change and are stuck like this, and it has gone on for years.
BTW: I wonder if there is a sex tape of these two, I’d personally pay good money to see a DSP/Khat ungabunga flick.
Not for any degenerate reasons, just because they’re both so ugly and asexual, it’d be really fascinating to see.
Kinda like a videotape of some dogs, but all of a sudden they start acting like humans, sit down and read a newspaper and shit.
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"I don't play games for money. I'm a lifelong gamer".
When he wage quit or refuse to play indie games:
"Guys, this is my job. I need to play what give me contributions."
When he wage quit or refuse to play indie games:
"Guys, this is my job. I need to play what give me contributions."