Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Lou Sassle said:
Chris is at the Liberty college in Lynchburg. I wonder if he's out playing Pokemon go or if egg is there as a student.

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Falwell's acolytes would have to be held back from hate criming Chris, and from social media reports, he's been instantly noticed and tailed.

The Hate Crime Saga is on it's way!

And no, Cabbage Patch isn't going to Liberty. Chris has been hanging out down around Liberty through the Target store, Walmart and possibly some game stores near by. Now that he's in his Jesus cope, he's mixed it with his usual creeping around college campuses. His PO box is right near a traditionally women's college but probably been told off from China snatching around there.
 
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The Dude said:
He looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss nightmare...
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Ha. That Chris does. That he does.

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Happy belated Christian love day. Here's the entry for the contest I didn't enter.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I like these conversations. It feels like we're all a bunch of seafaring voyagers hunched in a circle in a crickety Old tavern on stilts in the barest Haven from the tumultuous sea, swapping glorious tales of ole with the never ending bartending of stories of Chris.
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Yeah, the Flutter arc has been the most interesting post-jail Chris story, in my opinion. It's much better, too, now that the Flutter Truthers who believe that her being at the airport was a red herring have zipped their retarded pieholes and went back to writing Ranma fapfic.

Occams Razor, heard of it ya spergs? She was at the airport as she flew in on a plane. Gosh, maybe she lives somewhere else? JFC... what a timewaster that was.

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Falwell's acolytes would have to be held back from hate criming Chris, and from social media reports, he's been instantly noticed and tailed.
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The followers maybe, but the leadership would invite him in for some Falbussy at one of their swinger parties.
 
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It's strange Flutter hasn't been seen around Chris's birthday. Pictures of him at Liberty, at a few days around then, at Walmart, just show Chris waddling around all by his lonesome. If Flutter really is Chris' True & Honest girlfriend, it would be strange that she didn't visit him. Chris wouldn't be out and about if he had some snatch waiting for him in Big Island, especially on his birthday.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's strange Flutter hasn't been seen around Chris's birthday. Pictures of him at Liberty, at a few days around then, at Walmart, just show Chris waddling around all by his lonesome. If Flutter really is Chris' True & Honest girlfriend, it would be strange that she didn't visit him. Chris wouldn't be out and about if he had some snatch waiting for him in Big Island, especially on his birthday.
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I don't think she's his girlfriend, she's probably his handler or caretaker or something. Maybe she's like a retard big brother kinda role paid for by welfare bux.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I don't think she's his girlfriend, she's probably his handler or caretaker or something. Maybe she's like a retard big brother kinda role paid for by welfare bux.
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He probably did his usual thing of assuming she was his girlfriend because she didn't vomit at the sight of him and perved on her and she said fuck this I'm out of here. Or even outright tried to rape her because whether or not he's a weak Mr. Potato Man with pipe cleaner arms faggot, she's still a pretty tiny woman.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's strange Flutter hasn't been seen around Chris's birthday. Pictures of him at Liberty, at a few days around then, at Walmart, just show Chris waddling around all by his lonesome. If Flutter really is Chris' True & Honest girlfriend, it would be strange that she didn't visit him. Chris wouldn't be out and about if he had some snatch waiting for him in Big Island, especially on his birthday.
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it could just be that flutter is a student somewhere and she can only be around for so long before classes start up for her again. so her time with chris could have just been a vacation of sorts. if this is the case then she should pop up again sooner or later. it is also possible chris ended up chasing her off.
 
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AnOminous said:
He probably did his usual thing of assuming she was his girlfriend because she didn't vomit at the sight of him and perved on her and she said fuck this I'm out of here. Or even outright tried to rape her because whether or not he's a weak Mr. Potato Man with pipe cleaner arms faggot, she's still a pretty tiny woman.
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I'm still going with the funniest option; Flutter is Caden in a wig.
 
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