KF Guide to Woke Games

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While that's not nothing, that's pretty mild compared to the more extreme types of censorship and addition of shitlib nonsense into vidya. Lara's still got big boobies, there are mods and very easy methods to replace the retarded trigger warning and Pierre's bomber jacket still is a hot lady, but in a bikini instead of nude (honestly, I don't even think this one is censorship for liberal causes so much as a way to not get an M rating. A low res-boobie pic would not fly with the art direction and a high-res one would not fly with the ESRB. Adding a bikini is a happy medium that doesn't clash with the art direction and doesn't lead to an unnecessary M rating). The whole swastika brick texture thing might have some legs to it, but that is such a small pittance compared to all the other more noticeable and egregious censorship examples.
I'll never suffer censorship, but I can understand altering the naked lady since the modern graphics are fairly realistic compared to the original graphics, and I had no idea he had a naked lady on his jacket until I read this post. Based horny Frenchman.
 
That’s XIV not XVI. As for that game, meh, it’s pretty much a mild for me. No LGBT characters (at least that I know of), no identity politics, none of that stuff. I put it mild because every race is buddy buddy and the inter territorial conflict kind of got “resolved” so now everyone’s kind of allies with each other.

The community, however, is on another fucking level. It’s way past the level of heavy. It’s riddled with trannies.
The expansion for XIV is adding this as a main character
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Who is voiced by this tranny
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No idea if the character is some sort of lgbt shit though.
 
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DQ11 extra info because pithmathter's useless - One of the party's main characters is heavily implied to be a faggot. He's likeable, and his faggotry's largely harmless comic relief. He lectures some adolescent thief boys and they join his travelling 'circus' of sorts, donning peacock/swan costumes to make a depressed civilisation laugh and smile again. Someone mentioned that in the JP ver. he refers to his boys as okama buddies (okama meaning gay transvestite faggot or something). Iirc his unlockable skill tree names were far more gay in the JP ver, but toned tf down in the Western releases. I'd consider it mild/medium depending on the version you play.
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One of the party's main characters is heavily implied to be a faggot. He's likeable, and his faggotry's largely harmless comic relief. He lectures some adolescent thief boys and they join his travelling 'circus' of sorts, donning peacock/swan costumes to make a depressed civilisation laugh and smile again. Someone mentioned that in the JP ver. he refers to his boys as okama buddies (okama meaning gay transvestite faggot or something). Iirc his unlockable skill tree names were far more gay in the JP ver, but toned tf down in the Western releases. I'd consider it mild/medium depending on the version you play.
He's just a flamboyant showman. Those have always been around - Siegfried & Roy; Elton John; Liberace; Richard Simmons. Simmons isn't even gay, and he definitely isn't woke. He's just flamboyant and upbeat, always trying to make people smile and feel great. Sylvando is Richard Simmons.

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Diablo 2 Resurrected butchered the Sorceress. Just seeing that po face makes me mad. Same with the Amazon. They also tried to make it way more obvious that the Paladin is black - this isn't a rewrite, but they really want you to know now.

4 is egregious in how far they went to make sure none of the PCs are good looking. Again the Sorceress looks like an average Indian 30 year old, the Necromancer looks like a meth whore, the Druid is vomit - how does one compute that a man of nature is obese and unfit??? Make him burly ala Last Epoch if really necessary. Obese makes no sense.
They didn't just butcher the Soreceress. Blizzard also ruined the Amazon (Old hag) and Assassin (Tranny-looking Asian). The Barbarian looks like a Soyjak trying to act tough, and the Druid and Necro look like miserable old men that regret their life decisions. The Paladin has a small afro, and looks nothing like the D2 Paladin. The Npcs didn't fair much better. Blizzard purposely took away TCP/IP online modes to force you to play online 24-7.

I'm chucking Pokemon Scarlet and Violet as Medium/Heavy. It's out there:
  • The usual choose your body type instead of male and female
  • All the characters look terrible, gay, and genderless. The Japanese audience hated the character design in Scarlet and Violet. Larry was the only likable character because he was a meme character who hated his life and tranny boss Geeta.
  • It's shoved in your face that you're in a diverse, Spanish/Mexican location with the Spanglish dialogue from NPCs and your rival Nemona, who is ironically a Spanglish stereotype from an old 80s and 90s cartoon.
  • One gym leader is a Black stereotype that's a rapper, and she forces you to duel against a character based on breadtube faggot MoistKr1t1cal
  • Moist Kr1t1cal reference(s)
  • Most of your "friends" are assholes. Nemona is a selfish bitch who can't stop harassing you with her stereotypical Spanglish dialogue and thirst for Pokemon battles. She is never fleshed out, and when she tried to open up to you in the endgame you can't care because it's too late. Your other "friend" Penny, despite being an evil and selfish bitch who tried to throw you and her friends under the bus after telling them how to exploit Pokemon to terrorize Paldea, is not only seen as stunning and brave, but she's also rewarded for fucking with the school's computer system in the end of the game. Your final friend Arven, a guy who wants to find out what happened to his parents while helping his sick and dying doggo, not only gets treated liked shit, but he also has every bad thing happen to him (he finds out his parents died while researching ancient Pokemon, and Penny has the fucking nerve to make fun of him while whining about her dad). Poor kid doesn't get a break, and to make it worse he's the retard of the school that doesn't get a a reward for exploring with you and stopping ancient Pokemon. That's right: Penny is rewarded by the gay principal for being an evil bitch, while Arven is punished/scolded by the gay principal.
  • The Paldean Pokemon designs suck for the most part
They spent more time on the diversity shit than really making the game playable because raids were near impossible to do, and the online/trading features were pure ass. Oh yea, in the localization thread I think someone mentioned TPC gave money to BLM charities.
 
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Is arma 3 based since it doesn't even have any women? Same for Squad.
 
Not LGBT or really leftie, but to show how easily the devs can be pushed around when the higher ups see $$$, references to slot machines/gambling and skulls in some map(s) were censored out of builds going forward when China complained about these specific things. I believe this applied to the entire game regardless of region. Ubisoft ruins everything, even when they had a good thing going. Launch R6 was incredible.
I don't want to sperg out too much about R6S but its sad what they did to it, and I wasn't even there for its best years. Up until the recent gamemode changes I could've tolerated the trannies and the amount of gay Overwatch ass characters, but making the game cater to retards is the worst thing they could've ever done. To put it short, they made their casual mode have reinforcements already set up, they removed unranked, and ranked was made the only mode with all the cool features of R6S.

Basically, you're fucked if you want to play the game casually, youre fucked if you want to play semi-seriously while not being an autistic tryhard meta chaser and enjoying most of the game has to offer, and youre fucked if you want to play ranked because you have to give your phone to Ubishit. I could ignore the woke shit because the gameplay was just so compelling and unique, but not if I'm chained to a chair for an hour with some faggots who don't speak the same language as me (your average anglo/frog doesn't know that Brazilians don't get along with anyone else in South America).

To keep on topic I have a good question, should scummy business practices be factored into what makes a woke game or kept separate? I consider this type of pulling out the rug from under people shit to be pretty awful for someone's gaming experience even if its not traditionally woke.
 
I would like to add Monster Hunter World as none. You can only make a male or female character and they aren't ugly unless you purposefully screw with the settings. The NPCs are no nonsense sticking to the story to help you investigate and slay the big godzilla looking elder dragon. There are also cute cat assistants that help you in your fights. If I'm missing anything feel free to add whatever it is.
This game's randomize button can produce some hilarious results on females. Nine times out of ten the result looks like a troon.
 
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Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age - None
The protagonist is male. There is a town where you can enter a sauna, which has sections for both men and women. You aren't allowed to enter the women's side, but you can sneak in a different way and get lectured for it. You even get an award. It is all presented in innocent jest.
Looks like you haven't encountered Sylvando yet. You should play some more.
 
Ukraine propaganda
You're talking about the game whose devs are Russian, worked on the game before the war, and once they've been getting close to the release after the war broke out people wanted to skin the devs alive for being r*ssian and were reaching so fucking hard to find justifications to be hateful because surprise surprise, the game never had any propaganda in it, shocking, I know.

The actual game never mentioned a thing about current politics and essentially mocked the Soviet Union, but everyone got psyopped into believing it was a propaganda piece, because it was made by Russians, and it's unacceptable that there are Russians that aren't dead in a trench or exterminated in a death camp.

That was the Atomic Heart drama, the game itself wasn't political, other retards made it seem like it was.
 
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you'd be surprised at the tolerance i have for a lot of the stuff here. im convinced most people here will act like snowflakes at mild shit and be put off from a game just for that, no matter how minor.
You're a member of a forum that exists to scrutinize hundreds of nobodies that exist on the internet who no one even knows personally irl. It's a gossip site, and I'm not criticizing this forums existence. People have fun here doing this, laughing and cringing at unusual people and total freaks.

Most of the time, people document the most minor minutiae of these people's lives for the sake of completion and because people find it either fun or interesting.

This is a subforum dedicated to games. It's not surprising or unusual that people who are passionate about games would discuss in detail things about the industry that they find dumb, appalling, and counterproductive to the quality of the products as of late and the dumb decisions certain companies are making in current year.

Sure, some of it is bitching about the situation, a lot of it is insightful criticism, but most of all, it's people having fun discussing a hobby they enjoy by rating current year games that add shitty, current year nonsense for no good reason at all besides showing how "compassionate" and "supportive of diversity" they are to placate the loud idiots who make a big deal about this type of dumb stuff online.

You can disagree with some opinions people have about games, and think their issues are overstated and minor, but don't come in here and act like none of what's being said is accurate. I don't agree with each and every opinion I've read, for instance, I think Baldurs Gate 3 rules and despite the gay shit they added, I don't think it detracts from the experience and I didn't feel like it was rubbed in your face in a preachy, unnatural way. It felt like it fit in a fantasy world with magic, monster people, and angels and devils living amongst mortals.

But some people think the game sucks and went way overboard with all of that type of stuff, and that's fine. It's their opinion and they have a right to it. Don't mean you have to agree, but it comes accross as kinda douchy to come to a thread where people are having a fun little discussion about games and just act like you're too cool and so open minded that you can't even fathom anyone having a problem with some of the dumb shit people notice in a hobby their enjoy.

He's just a flamboyant showman. Those have always been around - Siegfried & Roy; Elton John; Liberace; Richard Simmons. Simmons isn't even gay, and he definitely isn't woke. He's just flamboyant and upbeat, always trying to make people smile and feel great. Sylvando is Richard Simmons.


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He's flamboyant and a comic relief character, but they never out and out show him being a faggot, lusting after men, or flirting with the MC or anyone else. He's more a feminine, flamboyant, circus entertainer type of character than a homosexual.

Sure, his lispy voice is clearly meant to sound like a flamboyant homosexual, but I respect the fact that they kept his sexuality nonexistent rather than making it a big part of his personality. If it was a western made game, he'd have a husband or a boyfriend, he'd be reminded you in every conversation how much he loves men and cock, he'd have some kind of conflict with evil homophobic characters, and of course, he'd be a possible romance-able companion for the MC.

I agree with @Pissmaster DQ11 is not a woke game. It's good, wholesome, classic jrpg fun without any modern, woke sensibilities. Possibly, one could argue that giving Sylvando a flamboyant lisp in the English version gives it a slightly woke rating, but I'd personally disagree since it's not once mentioned that he has any interest, sexually, in men. (Though I admit, the parade with all the men wearing feathers and Mardi Gras like costumes was a bit gay). Thankfully, it wasn't meant to be some kind of gay pride parade, it was merely Sylvando using his upbeat personality to cheer up a sad population who just experienced a near apocalypse.

@Pissmaster I think I remember years ago you were thinking about getting DQ11 but were kind of on the fence about it. I remember telling you (at least I think it was you) to get it cuz it's worth it if you were in the mood for a long, classic, jrpg that's more akin to the older games from the 90s but with some modern conveniences.

I'm guessing you ended up getting it. Did you think it was a worthy purchase?
 
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Oh ok, sorry about that. So he isn't gay, my bad. He's just a faggot.

EDIT: When I attempted a playthrough of DQXI, my wife walked in when I was at the parade section and she asked "what the fuck gay shit are you playing"
Yeah, that makes sense, lol.

The worst thing Sylvando does is kind of just force his way into your party, and manages to do so because the Luminary can't really say no. Erik pushes back a little bit, but nobody firmly puts their foot down and tells him to fuck off.
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Turns out, you really needed him anyway because he owns a ship.

He also had a number of light gay jokes:
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But like, so did Richard Simmons.

I can totally see how a lot of people would call him woke, but he never sexpests on anyone, even his sidekick Dave that literally looks like a gay BDSM bondage guy:
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This is a really hard one to defend, but I swear this isn't woke in context. It's just fuckin' gay as hell, is all. But not in the "We're coming to molest your kids" kind of way.
 
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