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Every year, a bunch of Hollywood cucks sit around and huffs their own farts for a few hours and gives themselves gold trophies.
"Congratulations on the Biggest Faggot in Fagtown Award!"

The best is when someone refuses the award in some dramatic way, like Marlon Brando.
 
Call me pretentious, but I don’t get why people cares about the Oscars, it’s just a stupid awards show.

Every year, a bunch of Hollywood cucks sit around in a auditorium, huff their own farts and give each other gold trophies.
Its because it has some sort of prestige and kind of help normies see certain movies a certain way. Notably the Oscars treats animation like shit especially with how whenever someone presents the best animated feature category, they have to always make a dig about it being made for children.

Though if you want to see a higher level of insecurity for the Oscars, look at the games industry where there are so many failed screenwriters as game devs and the game awards tries really hard to be seen as legit with a shit load of celebrity cameos because the guy behind it is a dickrider of Hideo Kojima, a dev who fellates Hollywood.
 
Its because it has some sort of prestige and kind of help normies see certain movies a certain way. Notably the Oscars treats animation like shit especially with how whenever someone presents the best animated feature category, they have to always make a dig about it being made for children.

Though if you want to see a higher level of insecurity for the Oscars, look at the games industry where there are so many failed screenwriters as game devs and the game awards tries really hard to be seen as legit with a shit load of celebrity cameos because the guy behind it is a dickrider of Hideo Kojima, a dev who fellates Hollywood.
Award shows are just tailor-made for normies that would cherry pick whatever they think is better than the subjective opinion
 
Has anybody seen The Second Best Hospital In The Galaxy? From the trailer, it feels this show and Hazbin Hotel are two sides of the same coin despite being different genres.

Tried watching a little bit, its basically random ADD lights/colors everywhere mixed with toucan and bertie type girls. Basically the perfect show for Gen Z/Millennial women gorged out of their minds on SSRI drugs.
 
because the guy behind it is a dickrider of Hideo Kojima, a dev who fellates Hollywood.
If Geoff was a real Kojima fan you'd see way more sexual content on stage. He's a fake fan.
The actual takeaway of KFP 1 is "nothing but inborn talent matters, but if you appear to be doomed to a life of a useless slob, that's because the world is too stubborn and set in the old ways to see how much of a special snowflake you are". So, a villain being barred from kung fu, despite actually being OP as shit, makes perfect sense within these parameters. But so does the filmmakers' inability to do anything meaningful with it, because the more you examine your themes, the more you risk drawing the attention to the takeaway above
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: John K was right again!
 
First trailer for it dropped today:
>no dialogue for the animals OR the robot
>movie looks gorgeous
>head of story for Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is on this one
>directed by Chris Sanders

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Guys.....throw out the rainbows....but The Prince of Egypt might finally be de-throned by this as Dreamworks' best animated film yet.
Really hope this movie lives up to the trailer. Planning on taking my family to see this when it comes out, if it's good.

Also looking forward to the Garfield movie. I've been a Garfield fan since I was a little kid, so here's to hoping that movie will be good, too.
 
Probably late, but equally late is the new Christmas special for STARBARIANS
I often get irritated by comedies always having that exaggerated carucaturishness, but if this had, say, Son of Zorn (Heman but worse) artstyle, the dude at the end would have had like 10 porns 4 minutes after the video got published.
 
Though if you want to see a higher level of insecurity for the Oscars, look at the games industry where there are so many failed screenwriters as game devs and the game awards tries really hard to be seen as legit with a shit load of celebrity cameos because the guy behind it is a dickrider of Hideo Kojima, a dev who fellates Hollywood.
They deserve the insecurity, videogame writing bypasses the 90%-10% rule about most of everything being dogshit when it comes to writing and somehow manages to strike 99%.

"Well writen videogames" are only well writen by videogame standard, if you start comparing them to films and books they would be hard pressed to even be considered mid on a good day.

Not to say genuinely well writen videogames even by book/film standard don't exist, pathologic, disco elysium and new vegas off the top of my head are incomperable masterpieces that can go toe to toe with the majority of conventional heavy hitters with ease.

But for the most part writing in videogames is considered so disposable that basic competence is celebrated.

Ironically the western animation scene has started to become like that. Everything is so shit that basic competence is now considered exemplary.
 
Has anybody seen The Second Best Hospital In The Galaxy? From the trailer, it feels this show and Hazbin Hotel are two sides of the same coin despite being different genres.

Ow my eyes.

Even in their wildest dreams, they can't imagine a time 12,000 years into the future where anxiety is able to be cured/managed. Quite telling, really.
 
Ohh...No, No, no, no...

Wild Robot bros, we got too cocky. DreamWorks is now rushing it out the door for quick shekels and to screw the union over.
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