Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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So this is her fupa balls hanging that low now? I tried to get a clearer pic but couldn't. In the video it's clear she has a "My 600 Pound Life" fat door knocker that's dragging the floor. But she's totally happy and eating good, homecooked food.
Congratulations, she ate her way into a completely shapeless body. So fat that she looks like one big mass now. I wonder if she will still lie about being 350 pounds when she looks more like 450.
 
I was watching Milk Tea react to her livestream when the thought occurred to me that “I really do not give a fuck about Islam”. I know it’s a major religion and is important to lots of people but I don’t care. Being Catholic or a Druid is important to people but I’m not interested and I’m not tuning in to watch videos about them either. Each to their own and all that but Milk Tea discussing wearing her abaya or Chinny droning on about prayers is not why I’m here. It’s boring and, if I dare say the quiet part out loud, it’s not a belief system that sits comfortably with a predominantly Western audience. We’re not interested in it, are (unjustly but understandably after various terrorist ‘incidents’) suspicious of it and our media doesn’t help in portraying it in anything other than a poor light. Sorry.

Relevance to the thread is her views are declining and I’m wondering if this is the unspoken reason why. It’s nothing particular to do with Islam per say it could be anything. Chantal has to throw herself into anything she does with the force of a thousand elephants. And even though she herself doesn’t believe in it she will shroud herself in the trappings of her new identity and loudly spread misinformation every opportunity she gets. She’s about as convincing as a 5yr old believing they are a princess and more than twice as irritating.

So is it a phase she’s going through? I think that everyone here knows it is, the only question is what will happen first, reality or death? In the meantime we are being force fed the muslim faith from someone who looks like she stepped off the set of the Handmaid’s Tale. A real 1950’s housewife covered head to toe in black polyester, eating herself to death in a tiny apartment in a shithole third world sand-dune. And I don’t care to see it. In fact I get annoyed because it forces me to think about women’s liberation and the freedom we fought so hard for and all the rest of that Barbie propaganda that I don’t care for either. It’s annoying to see people brainwashed by religion but it’s especially annoying to be ‘educated’ by people who don’t believe in it but are happily having their liberties curtailed as it makes for an easier life. And I can’t understand or comprehend or WANT to understand or comprehend why women need to cover themselves head to toe in 40° weather. Fuck that nonsense.

Islamophobic? Probably. Whatever. But I don’t watch stuff about Islam and if I did then Gorlworld wouldn’t be my first, or ninetieth choice. This is supposed to be fun! And this isn’t fun at all. You can’t even see how fat she is, what’s the point? And no offence meant to any religious farmers. It’s a big internet and room for everyone and the great thing about the Farms is being able to say what you think and getting negged to hell by the pious and the newfags from Reddit.

Worship whomever you please Chantal. Make 500 youtube videos about it and yes, some people will tune in and watch but it’s decreasing by the day. Maybe if you’d joined a more interesting cult like the Moonies or a 24hr gym you’d still have your audience. But you made your choice and good luck, now I’ll make mine.

I’m choosing to log off.
 
I always thought black was suppose to be slimming...
Hey NewFag(s) : LURK MOAR and stop shitting up the thread with your 6-plus-month‘s out of date “hot takes” and if that proves too difficult:

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**bring on the hats; I’m just sayin what everyone else is thinking
 
I think it's cute anybody in this thread thinks Chantal would ever even try to get travel insurance, for any reason. She's fucking lazy. She needs the money for food. Conundrum solved.
It’s boring and, if I dare say the quiet part out loud, it’s not a belief system that sits comfortably with a predominantly Western audience. We’re not interested in it, are (unjustly but understandably after various terrorist ‘incidents’) suspicious of it and our media doesn’t help in portraying it in anything other than a poor light. Sorry.

Relevance to the thread is her views are declining and I’m wondering if this is the unspoken reason why. It’s nothing particular to do with Islam per say it could be anything.
I 100% agree. Whatever brainsick reason Chantal decided to do this LARP, being able to cry Islamophobia was definitely at least some of it.

But she wasn't counting on the large part of her audience that actually, really don't want to be called Islamophobic, whether it's because they are actually concerned/care about Islam, or for the exact opposite reason-- that they don't care. It's a whole area of discussion they just don't want to be part of.

She knew that some reactors would back off because they aren't interested and/or comfortable talking about Islam. She knew people who impersonated her weren't going to put on a hijab to do it, because that would be insanely stupid of them. (It's okay for her, of course, because she's being genuine and not at all taking the piss out of Islam or Muslim women with every one of her videos.) There's woke and non-woke reasons for this, but it all comes down to the same thing-- a much smaller group of people is interested in viewing or discussing Islamic Chantal Content. She played herself.
So is it a phase she’s going through? I think that everyone here knows it is, the only question is what will happen first, reality or death?
Rainbows but I really hope she survives this and goes full on ex-Muslim Islamophobe. It wont' teach her anything, but it will feel cathartic. We got a glimpse of it when she said "I should just rip my hijab off, IDC anymore" when Salah cheated. But I want the full meal deal. Her flip flopping on every single opinion she ever had is annoying to most people, I'm sure, but when it's all this outsized level of literally running between Canada and fucking Kuwait and calling the other country a shithole depending on what man is paying attention to her-- this shit is wild. I need the act break. I need her back in Canada, half-naked on camera, calling Muslim women words that even the most hawkish Islamophobes know better than to say around other human beings. It might not feel like real consequences to us normies, but her mental suffering in those moments is the closest she ever gets.

Death seems close, though. I mean, we've been saying that for years... but it REALLY seems close. She might just die a dainty, veiled, modest housewife after all.

Prove us wrong, Chantal. Prove us wrong.
 
The only entity chinny is praying to. Allahua snackbar and ramadan kareem alhamdulillah kiwifrens.
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What is the world is going on here? Is she stuffing the back of her undercap like an insecure man with a tiny penis would stuff a jock-strap? Is there a roll of socks back there? Or is that her occipital fupa and his well-fed, thriving friends?

It's not hair and I'm not even entertaining that for one second so don't bother yammering about your seed oil and your rigorous healthy routine magically reviving those long-dead follicles. It's socks, huge, uneven mountains of fat, or it's where she keeps her bonus sandwich to snack on during Ramadan after she farts at mecca.

Her body is so out of control. She thinks she's going to bring a ball to the volleyball court and actively play with Salah without keeling over... I would advise against it honestly, Chantal. Even if she didn't die on the spot, the rest of us will have documented side by sides of her massive dome and a regulation size ball and no good will come of that (for her. I am curious. For science.)
 
As Kiwis have already discussed, Chantal posted a Ramadan vlog. She apparently used the premiere feature on YouTube for this one.

StuffKSaid posted an archive to Twitter, and you can view it here.
PeetzOfShit/DX wrote a summary on Twitter, and you can read it here.

Video title: "RAMADAN 2024 VLOG AS A CANADIAN REVERT LIVING IN THE MIDDLE EAST"

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TLDR

The only appearance of Salah is photos of them at the beach at the very end. She basically shows us all the decorations and that she made chicken stock and rice. Lectures us about forgiveness.

Here’s the get down for day 1 of Ramadan. Decorations, etc.
-Salah isn’t in the first half, it’s all her
-she makes chicken stock and rice at 3pm

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-another premier so I’m forced to watch this at normal speed
-here’s the food

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-“I really love our little apartment, it’s not perfect but for me it is and it’s just perfect for the two of us
-praying

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["I KNOW I DROPPED A CHEETO-- and I WILL find it!]

-more beach footage
-films insects on the floor
-grimmace has the nerve to lecture us on spirituality and being grateful for what you have

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-chantal tells us about the importance of forgiveness and then rolls away into the sunset

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This photo of her hand is floating around Twitter. You can see that wart or whatever it is (she was asking viewers about it in a recent stream), and her hand is impressively bloated:

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VIDEO ARCHIVE:

** ARCHIVE PENDING (sucker doesn't want to attach)

(look, I swear this file is sitting-- fatly-- on my desktop, but it really doesn't want to attach to the post)

FFG is live with "Ramadan Roleplay" and appears to be reacting to this video:

 
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The only reason she went Muslim is so she can hide her bald head, extra chins, and disgusting bloated body. Pretending otherwise is just treating her audience like children, we all fucking know better. She still thinks she has a pretty face so she wants to highlight that while hiding everything else.

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having your fake husband take a photo 5 feet in front of you to make you look smaller, priceless.
 
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This gluttonous landwhale piously lecturing us about "the spirit of Ramadan," "it's a time for spiritual growth," "it's a time to be modest in everything and in every way," "it's a time for fasting" (says the glutton who gained weight during Ramadan last year) and "it's also a time for charity." So what "charity" are YOU performing, Chins? You pivoted off that one with lightning speed. What a colossal, steaming pile of horseshit. The only takeaway from this cosplay is Ramadan = content.

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And easing the Shitlord back onto her channel with that lame selfie. Good luck with that, Chins.

Fuck all the way off, lol.
 
What is the world is going on here? Is she stuffing the back of her undercap like an insecure man with a tiny penis would stuff a jock-strap? Is there a roll of socks back there? Or is that her occipital fupa and his well-fed, thriving friends?
I...I...I just don't know...
I was gonna be all smarty-pants and whitter on about Chantal's new fashion choice of now wearing a one-piece jilbab rather than the hijab and abaya...but that just does not explain that lumpy, spongey formation that has attached to the back of her head. Maybe she is wearing the horrible double hoody striped and animal print abomination under her jilbab??? Would she wear the hoods under all that? But that really makes no sense. The front of her balding skull seems to be laying flat under her jilbab,but from about the ears back, the rest of her noggin is...well...?

The jilbab purchase was a choice. Was it because she is so lazy she can't be bothered to style her hijab?
Has she sized out of abaya's? Is Salah getting ready to have Chantal go full Chador with the black gloves and niqab? Is she hatching the decendants of the Fruit Fly Tribes under there.

It's days like this that I dearly miss the BP chat, Best Chat.
**breaks into sad chorus of "We'll Meet Again"**
 
Congratulations, she ate her way into a completely shapeless body. So fat that she looks like one big mass now. I wonder if she will still lie about being 350 pounds when she looks more like 450.
I disagree, she has a shape. it is not the hourglass "thick but still curvy" one she likes to pretend it is, but a sphere with various protrusions is still a shape... of sorts.


What is the world is going on here? Is she stuffing the back of her undercap like an insecure man with a tiny penis would stuff a jock-strap? Is there a roll of socks back there? Or is that her occipital fupa and his well-fed, thriving friends?

It's not hair and I'm not even entertaining that for one second so don't bother yammering about your seed oil and your rigorous healthy routine magically reviving those long-dead follicles. It's socks, huge, uneven mountains of fat, or it's where she keeps her bonus sandwich to snack on during Ramadan after she farts at mecca.

Her body is so out of control. She thinks she's going to bring a ball to the volleyball court and actively play with Salah without keeling over... I would advise against it honestly, Chantal. Even if she didn't die on the spot, the rest of us will have documented side by sides of her massive dome and a regulation size ball and no good will come of that (for her. I am curious. For science.)
Her hair growth is something like this1710286745791.png, but not as dense. I'd imagine she scrapes the limp, greasy wisps into some semblance of a ponytail and uses a massive scrunchie 1710286984157.png to "contain it" beneath the facial spanx.


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If the image is reversed is she facing the proper direction? At least she got the Quran off the floor lmao
She's in Kuwait. Water is to the east of her, it's not rocket science to look at where she's facing, knowing the "ocean" is outside of the window in that frame. She isn't facing Mecca, and there are literally apps to tell you which way to bow. And the Quran wasn't on the floor, it was on the smallest of those stupid nesting tables in the living room. If you're gonna be misinformed, at least try to have a unique take or being entertaining.
 
I was watching Milk Tea react to her livestream when the thought occurred to me that “I really do not give a fuck about Islam”. I know it’s a major religion and is important to lots of people but I don’t care....Milk Tea discussing wearing her abaya or Chinny droning on about prayers is not why I’m here. It’s boring and, if I dare say the quiet part out loud, it’s not a belief system that sits comfortably with a predominantly Western audience.
Her audience is overwhelmingly women from the US and Canada, with a scattering of Europeans—women who are accustomed to the personal freedom and equality under the law that comes with living in Western societies. Islam and Sharia law are not woman-friendly, and not the Religion of Peace, and as dumb as the typical Chantal follower is, even they know this.

Chantal's totally content to stay locked in an apartment, swathed in polyester tarps, and completely dependent upon her husband, as long as she gets to keep stuffing her face and has unlimited internet access. That's all she really cares about; to her, being able to sit and eat all she wants is freedom, and things like flimsy domestic violence laws, honor killings, and a woman being effectively the property of her husband, father, or brothers don't matter to her as long as they don't affect her.

But the vast majority of Western women are going to disagree with that, and sitting there watching Chantal act as an apologist for Islam when it's clear she knows next to nothing about her new religion, or the culture she claims to have embraced, and hasn't bothered to learn any Arabic, and hasn't read the Koran—yeah, it all rubs the wrong way. "Ooh, Arab men are so protective—" Bitch, they're only protective of any woman who they have a stake in, and only for as long as she behaves. It's not about respect for women; it's about guarding property and family honor.

Add to that, every time the word "God" comes out of her filthy, piggish, whore mouth, it feels like a desecration. I don't belong to any religion, but I do have a set of spiritual beliefs, and despite being non-dogmatic it fills me with profound disgust every single time she says it—so I can't even imagine how devout Christians, Jews, or even other Muslims must feel. Everyone knows she's not a believer; everyone knows she's a hideous fake; and I sometimes wonder how many people have noped out on her because they had the same visceral disgust at it that I do.

Relevance to the thread is her views are declining and I’m wondering if this is the unspoken reason why.
It could be. I'm more inclined to think it's just because she's boring as fuck right now.

Rainbows but I really hope she survives this and goes full on ex-Muslim Islamophobe.
To go full-on ex-Muslim Islamophobe, she would have had to be invested in Islam in the first place. And she's not.

When couples break up, the most rabidly hate-filled, vengeful hating of one's ex only happens in people who intensely loved that person. The amount of screeching and shit-slinging is directly proportionate to how over-the-moon in love they were. And the same thing happens in religions, cults, and cult-like groups—it's always former True Believers who turn apostate with a vengeance.

Chantal is not a believer; she's just LARPing as one. She has no emotional investment in Islam. So if she ever fucks off back to Canada and abandons the chin spanx, she'll play it like it's no big deal, it's just another decision about what's right for her, and complain about the haters who think she should never be allowed to change her mind.

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The jilbab purchase was a choice. Was it because she is so lazy she can't be bothered to style her hijab?
Has she sized out of abaya's?
I'm going to say "Yes" to both.

I was wondering what she was going to do, given that she'd already bought the largest available abayas, and was out-fatting them by the end of last year. So I'm not surprised that she's sized up into jilbabs, which have more room. Solving her pesky hijab problem? That's a nice bonus.
 
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If the image is reversed is she facing the proper direction? At least she got the Quran off the floor lmao
image cant be reversed. We know her address and where her window faces the Persian Gulf. IF it were reversed she's be facing with her left arm towards the Qibla/Mecca and still facing the wrong way. . if she faced the camera, she would be facing correctly.
 
Chantal has posted another piece of prerecorded content: "BEEF STEW AND CHEESE SANDWICHES FOR IFTAR MUKBANG."

Here's the yewtu.be link.
StuffKSaid posted an archive on Twitter, and you can view it here.
PeetzOfShit posted a summary on Twitter, and you can read it here.

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SUMMARY IN PROGRESS complete

  • Because she would seemingly like to make everyone lose any remaining faith in a divine and loving being, she begins with Salah singing the Ramadan song.
  • Begins with camera panning their Ramadan decorations.
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  • Then we cut to Chantal-- who looks either tired or unwell, or perhaps both-- sitting in the gaming chair in front of a ton of food.
  • Food wasn't ready when it was time to break the fast, so she had a date and a glass of milk at that time. Now she's eating this actual meal. She forgot to hit record when she started to eat and had to redo intro (translation: she was so ravenous that she dug in and forgot YouTube even exists).
  • Big bowl of beef stew. Canned drink that's flavored like "rocket ice lolly." Brand seems to be Candy Can. She doesn't seem to like it but pronounces it "not bad, but I wouldn't buy it again."
  • The spread:
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  • Explains yet again that the fast is traditionally broken with a date and a glass of milk. Says she was "really, really hungry" when it was time to break the fast.
  • Eating with serving spoon and scrapes it on her teeth. "Yum."
  • Beef stew: Worcestershire sauce, beef, bay leaves, carrots, looks like big chunks of potato?
  • She's also got 3 (I think) big slices of white bread, cut in triangles. Dunks bread in stew.
  • Wait, no, it's four slices of bread total, in the form of what appear to be cheese sandwiches. It somehow didn't occur to me that someone might choose to pair beef stew with two sandwiches and then dunk said sandwiches in the stew.
  • She's also got two messy-looking dolmas (think that's what they are; she hasn't actually said).
  • "Anyway, I have a story for you."
  • She keeps rolling her eyes without explanation. Not sure she's aware she's doing it.
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  • "My hamster almost gave me a heart attack." Lots of things almost give you a heart attack these days. Existing, for instance.
  • Rearranges decorations on eatin' table. Adjusts headwear.
  • She went in Howwie's room. He's escaped a few times, she says because she forgets to latch his door properly. They were having chicken (she struggles to remember when this was), and she took him a piece of breast. Says hamsters CAN have small pieces of chicken. When he went in the spare room, his house and bedding were there. Random detail that Harry stole a sock from her dresser, and she let him keep it for bedding. He doesn't emerge when she goes in the room, so she panics and thinks he might be dead. Pause while she tries to figure out how long they've had him. Feels around in his shavings, can't find him, calls Salah.
  • Randomly interjects that she doesn't peel any of her vegetables. "I wash them, and that's it."
  • Salah puts down his sexting phone and runs in. She can't remember if his cage (Howwie's, not Salah's) was open when she first went in. He had escaped (the hamster, not Salah). She doesn't know how he got down from the dresser (where his cage is). There's a bunch of stuff next to the dresser, and he may have climbed on it (if it's that big a pile of stuff, then that room much be a dump). "He's a willful little boy" (the hamster, not Salah).
  • "The spare room is a disaster right now"-- speculation confirmed. "We have to declutter it; there's a lot of furniture in there, our old wardrobe, a couch, suitcases, a dresser." Lots of places for him to hide.
  • She's calling this story "The Enigma of the Missing Howwie." I'm calling it long, drawn-out, and boring.
  • Puts his cage on the ground. Left door of cage open. If the chicken disappears, then they'll know that he's okay. Serves up more grape leaves. Hides bread from Julia because she will steal it (she just produced more bread from a bag under her table).
  • Spreads spare bread with butter. It is taking forever to tell this very boring story.
  • They went to bed. She had dreams about Howwie and didn't sleep well.
  • Produces cheese and another slice of bread from under table, completes sandwich.
  • Chicken was gone when she woke up. They were relived. "We love our hamster." She suggests letting Howwie live in the furniture, since he appears to like it (#1 pet owner, right here). Salah says no and that Howwie will poop everywhere (I thought you liked that, Scatlah?).
  • All his bedding, including the sock, was missing. He had apparently dragged it to his new location. HOW LONG IS THIS STORY?
  • Fatty suggests following the shavings. They find a trail leading to the gray sofa in the spare room. They spot the sock. And hamster droppings.
  • "Rodents poop a million times an hour, I swear." It's so nice that you have something in common.
  • Salah lifts up the couch, "like Hulk Hogan." She looks under, and Howwie is sleeping on top of a new nest. Nest is made of tissue, bottle caps, "and whatever he could find." lol, that fartbox must be a dump.
  • Julia walks across the back of the couch and says "this bitch is lying."
  • She holds couch, Salah reaches under couch and grabs him. "Which is a huge improvement for him with pets." Salah didn't grow up with pets. "He was always af-- not afraid, but squeamish to hold a rodent." She grabbed him and kept kissing him (the hamster, not Salah, obviously). Howwie sneezed, it was cute, she wants it as a ringtone.
  • Will not get another hamster after Howwie. She doesn't think that hamsters are good pets. They don't like humans (understandable, in Howwie's case). They're "solitare" (she means solitary). Not cuddly. They hide.
  • "I just don't like owning a pet that doesn't want to be here." Then set Salah free! Wait, this is still Howwie. Never mind.
  • "I also need a pet that's low maintenance." Has trouble taking care of herself sometimes. I will point out that thinking that a cat is very low-maintenance got her into a whole lot of trouble last year.
  • Have to clean a hamster's cage often (and a litter box . . .). Can't stand the thought of him "living in his own soil" (that's what you do . . .). Spot-cleans once a day, especially his "pee corner" (this is also what she calls her spot on the couch).
  • She is actually peering into the stew bowl and searching for morsels she can eat. It's such strange behavior.
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  • The thing she's been using is a plate is either a takeout lid or the base of a takeout container. You can see that it's plastic and has a logo stamped on it at the center.
  • Says "that was so good" but did not appear to be loving it. She was "craving" beef stew. Says she often craves "comfort foods from back home." Salah liked it but had never had it. He looked at it and asked where the rice was. She says he loved it. (X)
  • Says drink has the taste of fake sugar. It's supposed to taste like a rocket ice lolly, so I'm not surprised it tastes artificial. Then compares it to Baja Blast.
  • Says this was Day 2 iftar. She's trying to do as many daily vlogs as she can. Says they'll be repetitive (I NOTICED).
  • Says she lives in this jilbab now. Says she needs to get more.
  • Swats away a fruit fly (:heart-full: ).
  • Jilbab was $25 with delivery. Doesn't say if that's USD or CAD or where it came from.
  • Because she's so short, it drags on the ground. Needs to get it hemmed (she won't).
  • Says she needs to slow down and not eat so much.
  • "I'm used to eating huge amounts of food, right?" Says she's sluggish after a huge meal (duh?).
  • Was watching a dietician on TikTok who was recommending foods to eat for iftar. She says everything he said not to eat was a staple food in the Middle East for Ramadan (rice, bread, etc.).
  • Says she needs to make meatloaf. Scatlah will love that.
  • Says you can always make substitutes in cooking. Acknowledges that she's rambling.
  • Says she always makes beef stew differently. Lecturing tone adopted as she tells us how she made this.
  • I'm not typing this out because it doesn't sound good. It sounds like salty slop-- that should be close enough.
  • "I have to be more careful, I guess, about that" (speaking of closing Howwie's cage).
  • Asks if she would want to live in a cage. As opposed to be locking in a fartbox that you never leave? Says he maybe misses running around.
  • Feels like she can't make a hamster happy. She doesn't have "talent or means" to build him a huge compound.
  • Gunt out!

tl;dr: she tells a story about Harry escaping. She should have been able to tell it in a minute, tops, but it takes her the better part of the vlog. Anyone who's attached to Howwie should brebare themselves: she says she wouldn't get another hamster, feels like he'd be happier running free, and lets us know that she routinely doesn't shut his cage properly. Howwie is about to go the Gracie route, mark my words. She eats beef stew and isn't enthusiastic about it. And that's all.

Watching her eat is fascinating:

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Spoon fuckery:

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New garment doesn't prevent the constant adjusting:

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Her paws are so freaking big:

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** archive pending (but still haven't gotten the archive to attach to the previous post)
 
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image cant be reversed. We know her address and where her window faces the Persian Gulf. IF it were reversed she's be facing with her left arm towards the Qibla/Mecca and still facing the wrong way. . if she faced the camera, she would be facing correctly.
There is absolutely 20+ prayer apps available on the iPhone.

Will not try because ick but if she can download filters she can maybe download a weird compass.

I know it’s dumb to assume but fucking hell gunt, be less dumb. 🌈
 
I just watched it too, love her insight into the middle east. Her visa was apperently going to be up by early April. But I wonder as did @Turd Fergusson if she did it just before Ramadan? I guess it wouldn't make much sense because she's been consistently live. However, now that I think about it, only a couple weeks ago she was never on camera and her excuse was being bedbound/back was hurting? So maybe during that time she renewed her visa and just stayed in some shitty hotel for a few days hence why she never cammed up?

I just wanna see another travel beezer and watch her try squeeze into another tuktuk again.

No. Chantal wants to squeeze every possible day out of her visa. She will not ever go early, esp not a month early. It’s always going to be within seven days or less of expiration. She’s probably nervous about eventually getting rejected so she will only get them when necessary, not rack up more visa renewals than necessary by taking trips well before the current one’s expiration
 
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