Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 100 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.2%

  • Total voters
    396
That’s the only way Nick can redeem himself btw
Macy should have won a million Oscars for that. That said, Nick is a willing and eager cuck and he should skip killing anyone else and just start with himself.
Then, like, you know... it did. Just like Yaira just did.
It's like the Rekieta Curse works in reverse if he actually deliberately tries to cast it on someone.
"I hope you get a million chemos"
He's really bucking hard to cement his status as an absolutely worthless piece of shit. He's against some stiff competition but I wouldn't rule him out.
I disagree, but even if that were true, "not much [to talk about]" is still a pretty callous thing to say under the circumstances. Especially given how deeply involved Nick was in that case. I doubt very much Vic or his fans considers this a small thing.
It just shows what a worthless scumbag he is. His entire reputation (even after the loss) was based on what seemed to be an altruistic attempt to help Vic, and to give credit for whatever remains, he actually did get the word out and raised substantial amounts of money that did not go to him.

That said, basically throwing the guy away like trash and saying "yah whatever" and then eating a Dorito at you. Fuck you Nick. Burn and die.
I know this gets bandied about but to be fair to Nick, I don't think he said "not much" in terms of how much Vic has to pay, it was in reference to "what is there to talk about? not much." as in: "He was ordered to pay a judgment and now he has to pay it... not much [to talk about]" since that's what he was responding to at the time
I don't see how that makes it better, although I suppose you have a point that it's one way of interpreting that. I still blame Nick for being too drunk to express himself coherently, and his dismissive attitude is still repulsive.
 
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The most interesting part to me is the "shows should return tomorrow". No guarantee. No assurance or promise that they will. Almost setting up that he will cancel again.

At this point, I really wonder if he just mentally done with the show and has already checked out. Dealing with a setback by passively quitting would be exactly in character for Nick.

Or else he is dealing with something really serious in terms of his health. That 107 degree fever story where he lost nine more pounds but never went to a doctor made no sense IMO. Losing nine more pounds on top of all his other weight loss seems like something bad happening.

Or else its reached a point where he is so messed up on whatever he is doing that he just can't go on stream anymore some nights.
He's missed quite a few Monday shows recently. I wonder if he gets so fucked up on the weekend that he is unable to do a Monday show.

The other possibility is the checking out thing. Nick Rekieta has a family of 7 and an extremely expensive lifestyle.

His super chat income is currently barely enough to cover what he said was his family's monthly snack budget.

His Locals income is likely dramatically down and considering in his recent post-February talks about how he is FREE to do whatever he wants with Locals now, he very briefly mentioned how he doesn't want people to subscribe until he's finished RETOOLING Locals, which probably gives you an idea about the state of his Locals subscribership that he didn't see the need to pretend it was worth subscribing to.

From what I can gather, Nick was legitimately delusional enough to think he could get a renewed guaranteed money deal from Rumble, and he may well have been as delusional as he was implying on his shows such that he actually thought he had the negotiating power to start making demands.

That's out. The next step is likely to beg his wealthy parents to bankroll his lifestyle. That would mean continuing on making very little on his streams indefinitely with no visible change in his lifestyle.

Think about it. Nick has talked about a $2000 snack budget, as high as $3300 one month. He grosses like $3k, maybe $4k a month now on YouTube, plus whatever he gets on Rumble. YouTube then takes at least 30% out of that.

Nick makes barely more than Ethan Ralph does on his streams these days and on some days makes less. Ralph's mandatory monthly expenses are likely less than Nick's snack budget: Ralph pays $400 a month in rent and owes $1100 in child support for his son, which he no longer bothers to pay in full. In addition to that $1.5k in monthly expenses, Ralph also spends about $4-5 on a couple tortas a day and maybe a few more dollars on some Modelos and cigarettes.

Ralph is ending his streams totally defeated and looking on the verge of tears. On the other hand, Nick visibly doesn't care. He is pretty obviously more aggrieved about the public perception that he lost his Rumble contract than the actual financial cost of losing his contract.

If he needed to rebuild his channel because his financial situation demanded it, he would change his family's schedule to accommodate trial streams where even last year he could make tens of thousands in a couple weeks. But instead he blathers about "retooling" and whines about everything and doesn't bother showing up to his streams. He doesn't appear that concerned.
 
Nick claims his love and positive support of the Rippaverse has been consistent.

Notable moments of Nick's consistent "love and support" of the Rippaverse include Nick presenting any cost to produce a product as an indication of failure, claiming Eric's audience is illiterate, expressing doubt that Eric will ever sell a million dollar comic again after ISOM because Eric's audience bought into a "movement" and not the story, and heavily leaning into the idea that the charity aspect to Eric's business was shady. Click the link above to go to @elb's clip channel showcasing these moments in full.
The absolute ball(do)s on this guy to try gaslighting anyone on this after all of his Eric July seethe streams. The only things he's been consistent in are being consistently butthurt and being a consistent Dick sucker, even on the little things where it made no sense to be.
 
he's incredibly enthusiastic about sucking Dick.
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Yes I think that sounds about right.
 
Think about it. Nick has talked about a $2000 snack budget, as high as $3300 one month. He grosses like $3k, maybe $4k a month now on YouTube, plus whatever he gets on Rumble. YouTube then takes at least 30% out of that.
I went to the grocery store the other day and decided to pick up a large bag of Doritos since, fuck it, I don't buy them very often. It was $6 and I remember thinking to myself, "wow, that's a little expensive." Then the next time I was reading this thread I remembered Nick's snack budget and had to stop for a second to try and comprehend it - how the fuck do you manage to spend $2k a month on snacks??
 
He's missed quite a few Monday shows recently. I wonder if he gets so fucked up on the weekend that he is unable to do a Monday show.
You really think a stand-up guy like Nick would do that? Just get so fucked up that he's completely nonfunctional even a day later? Wow man! Wild! That's so WEIRD and FUNNY!
 
The absolute ball(do)s on this guy to try gaslighting anyone on this after all of his Eric July seethe streams. The only things he's been consistent in are being consistently butthurt and being a consistent Dick sucker, even on the little things where it made no sense to be.
If it's any consolation, Jim would not have made that tweet if he didn't already know that. That's a tweet made by somebody who knows full well how bad Nick wanted July to fail.

I would imagine if he didn't learn that from reading the Farms, or viewing Elissa Clips, PPP or Andy told him.

I guess only practicing lawyers know how to spell acquitted
Well, he's never had to. When he was a practicing criminal defense attorney he never secured an acquittal for any of his clients.
 
So now we have a partial explanation for why the show was cancelled last night. Several of Nick's children are involved in a theatrical production. A theatrical production apparently of such complexity that its dress rehersals are requiring the parents to purchase different costumes on their own.

Why this would require Nick not be at home at 11pm on a monday is left unanswered.
 
So now we have a partial explanation for why the show was cancelled last night. Several of Nick's children are involved in a theatrical production. A theatrical production apparently of such complexity that its dress rehersals are requiring the parents to purchase different costumes on their own.

Why this would require Nick not be at home at 11pm on a monday is left unanswered.
You should know by now that his children routinely have activities like theater rehersal late into the night during the week.
 
I happen to know the name of this production:

"Let's pretend that daddy isn't drunk and mommy is okay in the head"

Close! It does have to do with a world of fantasy and starts off with wishing to get the fuck away from home. It's The Wizard of Oz. It's easy to find this out just based upon everything Nicki has said but I don't want to link directly to things involving his kids.

Why this would require Nick not be at home at 11pm on a monday is left unanswered.

Getting to know all the Friends of Dorothy under the guise of helping his kids with the production.
 
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