Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 Actively working on site again.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.4%

  • Total voters
    389
How the fuck does this grown man like T-swizzle?
He probably read somewhere that conservatives hate her or that she's woke, so now, being a contrarian true to his heart, he has to keep convincing his ex-audience that he's absolutely not like them, and they were mistaken for thinking he's a trad dad.

Aware of the fact that he drowned an innocent skunk twice and then found it funny enough to share on stream, i could speculate that there might be a completely different set of sounds he likes to listen to in his off time. But it would be unfair of me to speculate like that, based on almost nothing.

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AND YET looking at his facial expression... no, i shouldn't be speculating. that'd be crazy.
 
Nick and the bottle licking reminds me of an old stream he did in like 2020 IIRC where he spilled some of his whiskey and started slurping it up off his desk. He admitted at the time "yeah I know it's degenerate, I'm sorry" and I thought nothing of it since he spilled a decent amount and it probably was expensive. He didn't seem particularly drunk either at the time.

I definitely don't remember bottle licking being a part of his streams, but I rarely watched them and mostly just had them on in the background as noise. Guess this shit was always there, just lurking before one day Nick decided to give into it and become the drunken hedonist libertine he always dreamed of being.
Lick it up! (Loud warning!)

Ronversations by Proxy: The Interview - Part 7 - Finale (28th. July 2020)
at 2:47:51

I had completely forgotten about this
 
Low and boring night it seems. YT barely cracked $100 with $108. Nick(31197417) said nothing. 73 hits for 'jew' I guess the new and improved show fell thru already? Unlike other nights where being a pick caused viewership to just increase to the end, we got peaks and valleys. You can clearly see the cutoff too.

Nick basically has two extremes now: degenerate coomer and boring basic-bitch republican. The middle ground he used to have and where he got his success is gone.
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What an awkward way to end a stream promo.

Writing major everyone.

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Great way to differentiate yourself. There really aren't many options out there for streamers talking negatively about Joe Biden. I really think he's found a niche.

yet another forced Stephen Hawking reference because cripples are funny (56:45).
What is with this guy and Stephen Hawking?
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I'm uncomfortable and if I'm uncomfortable.....
Im like a broken man, so if I'm uncomfortable somethings wrong.


This retarded hedonism balldo nigger is going to pretend to be offput by sexual degenerates now? Is he developing a split personality based on who he resents?
Wow. What is going on with his voice? Dude sounds like Steve Urkel.
 

I'm uncomfortable and if I'm uncomfortable.....
Im like a broken man, so if I'm uncomfortable somethings wrong.


This retarded hedonism balldo nigger is going to pretend to be offput by sexual degenerates now? Is he developing a split personality based on who he resents?
I take back what I said earlier. He's not disengaging.

I dunno why I expected him to show a modicum of intelligence in anything. I promise my fellow Kiwis I will try to do better in the future.
 
So I'm working on a really extensive Ronversations revisited in 2024 post (to see how well the personal attacks have aged), and while watching his old stream(s), this stuck out to me.

Look at his old background, back from when he was good. Alcohol-related depictions highlighted:

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I count 4 bottles, and one flask. While present, they are insignificant, and don't really draw your focus, as the books and gaming memorabilia seem to the most. This seems to indicate that the alcohol isn't a vice just yet in my opinion.

Now look at his current setup, and I'm including the kitchen as that wasn't a thing before. Alcohol-related depictions highlighted. This was one of the only screen depictions I could get, since he blurs his background really hard in his current streams (perhaps it reminds him of his vision):

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In the first "modern Nick" image, not including the painting that only an alcoholic would love, that takes up the biggest chunk of his background, I count 4 bottles. In his kitchen, I count 9 bottles (I'm fairly certain it's 9). Since he's willing to show this to us, the viewer, I'm counting a total of 13 bottles, and a painting of booze related items that consumes most of his background. The alcohol depictions are clearly what draws your attention here, as your eyes are immediately drawn to it due to being shoved in your face.

Nick, alcohol is taking over your life. Just because you have such a terrible failed goblin wife that she doesn't try and stop you, doesn't mean it's not a problem.
 
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Nick, alcohol is taking over your life. Just because you have such a terrible failed goblin wife that she doesn't try and stop you, doesn't mean it's not a problem.
You've seen how he dresses, that means his wife either really gives no fucks or is impotent to do anything about it. He wishes her a million bucks anyway.
 
I definitely don't remember bottle licking being a part of his streams, but I rarely watched them and mostly just had them on in the background as noise. Guess this shit was always there, just lurking before one day Nick decided to give into it and become the drunken hedonist libertine he always dreamed of being.
I don't really care enough to run a binary search on Rekieta's streams to determine precisely when the bottle licking started but my guess is that he started it as some passive-aggressive thing after being told by Kayla that he was leaving rings on a table/carpet.

When he started getting clowned on it by Kino Casino he started licking more theatrically to epically own them even more.

Balldo talks about "5-letter sentences", showcasing his Englesh Litrature Decree.
He claims that Taylor Swift can put him in the shoes of heartbroken girls. :story:
He praises her writing skills. :story:
"Stock broker"
LOL at describing himself as a former "banker" and "stockbroker".

The stockbroker thing was from left field and I didn't know what it referred to. After searching the thread I believe he's referring to the role at the Lutheran place, Thrivent. Quoting the below post will also alert @Strix454 to this new characterization of his background because I would appreciate their input as well.
He called himself an Advanced Brokerage Services Representative at Thrivent Financial. He then said he was a subject matter expert for cash brokerage transactions. Someone can correct me, but that seems like a egotistical way of saying "customer service" for deposits and withdrawals.
The problem with Nick describing himself as a "stockbroker" is that actual stockbrokers are licensed. To my knowledge, Rekieta has never claimed to have had a securities license. This was probably some sort of customer service role.
 
In his final years, this is the face my father used to make when he was trying his very hardest to remember something. My father wasn't diagnosed with, but I'm fairly certain he had Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. Decades of heavy alcoholism left him with a vitamin B deficiency that would later result in many of the symptoms - loss of muscle mass, confusion, agitation, making up memories, fatigue, and a lack of focus.

But I'm sure that would never happen to him. Pour another glass, Nick! You deserve it.
 
Nick claiming to be a banker and stock broker is like an Uber eats driver claiming to be a transportation and procurement management consultant at a logistics firm.

It shows he is painfully aware of his failings at achieving anything of note in his life and it eats away at his ego, he should try getting over himself, losing weight and drinking more.
 
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It looks like calling someone a child penis sucker and crying about Rumble wasn't a good idea.

Balldo talks about "5-letter sentences", showcasing his Englesh Litrature Decree.
He claims that Taylor Swift can put him in the shoes of heartbroken girls. :story:
He praises her writing skills. :story:

Also, before he cries about how mean we are, the YouTube comments are worse.
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I think he did complain about a new allergy when talking about the Fever, but I’m probably wrong.

I think Pink rabbit let the fat indie vtuber take over on Rekieta dunking.
 
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