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[Nanashi no kiwi]

well, right after noticing how short most of us are

my fucking sides

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

There are no cautious hand-slaps leading to awkward man-hugs, but full embraces, where you melt into each other for a long moment of genuine communion.

GOD DAMN, THIS IS JUST A STRAIGHT-UP WOMEN'S RETREAT

 

[Aunt Carol]

A FtM Mother Jones journalist attended in 2018.

Already archived.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

- Pooner arts and crafts

Knitting themselves little packers in the manliest pastel color yarns.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

18+ Males would find this sort of campout lame because there are no chicks there, otherwise they would be in to it. Not a problem in this case.

 

[Murry Loon]

right after noticing how short most of us are

they should have a dwarf LARP week it'd be way funnier. if I was a pooner I'd go for that

 

[Terffals]

I’ve noticed from multitudinous Reddit posts that pooners will pull the “not-like-other-girls” even on other pooners. I would laugh so hard if at least one woman was looking around going “damn, what a bunch of girly fake bitches, not like me.”

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

You buried the lead. The Camp Lost Boys site is fantastic. I got some stuff to share with everyone:

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"a traditional summer sleep-away camp for men of transgender experience over the age of 18."
Is this the last women-only space in Oregon in current year?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

my fucking sides

This is why I can't ever be mad about pooners. Except for very fringe cases like Hale, they're just so fucking funny and are only really a danger to themselves. It's like trying to be mad at downy kids.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

18+ Males would find this sort of campout lame because there are no chicks there, otherwise they would be in to it. Not a problem in this case.

Honestly, I thought I was sheltered as a child, but the more I read poonerspeak the more it seems like none of them have ever interacted with a psychologically halfway normal member of the opposite sex. Like, what kind of men do you have in your life that go into the woods to... *checks notes* ... form a knitting circle and talk about their feelings??

I mean, not that they can't, but like... come on. Have you ever actually interacted with a human man? The ability of troons to claim to be the opposite sex somehow, in their brains, while exhibiting the most sex-typical behavior and mannerisms possible just never ceases to astound.

I read the camp blurb aloud to my partner (between fits of laughter) and his response was basically, "if you read that as though targeted at actual men... I'm thinking someone's either going to try to fuck me or steal my wallet, or both. Hard pass."

 

[Law]

Slipping over puddles of urine in the bathroom

Ah yes, a true manly experience!
Also I have never hugged anyone around the neck, got dang pooners making me second-guess mundane human interactions. It's like when someone tells you to think about breathing and then breathing feels weird.

 

[Pig Cups]

You buried the lead. The Camp Lost Boys site is fantastic. I got some stuff to share with everyone:

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Physical activity, conversations and connections, arts and crafts and community building.

Those last three are fucking manly as shit. I bet this is totally worth the money. How much money are we talking Got Milk!?:

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The pay by Feb 18 is for the camp coming up soon. There's 2 more this year though if anyone's interested.

Okay fellas, I want you to think about what you need most in a campsite...

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That's right! Someone to tend to your requests and needs for comfort. Especially if you're BIMOC:

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Ok, so this is absolutely insane. Let's peak at their affiliated programs they recommend on their site (I only picked my favorite one but each one was insane in it's own right):

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And lastly, they are hosting an event in Oregon in August. They don't give out the address but they do show pictures of the lodging. If anyone feels like doxing the locations for laughs. Says it's along the Sandy River:


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Imagine how bad those dorms must smell at the height of Camp Poonbegon.

Oh, yuckaroo.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Honestly, I thought I was sheltered as a child, but the more I read poonerspeak the more it seems like none of them have ever interacted with a psychologically halfway normal member of the opposite sex. Like, what kind of men do you have in your life that go into the woods to... *checks notes* ... form a knitting circle and talk about their feelings??

I mean, not that they can't, but like... come on. Have you ever actually interacted with a human man? The ability of troons to claim to be the opposite sex somehow, in their brains, while exhibiting the most sex-typical behavior and mannerisms possible just never ceases to astound.

I read the camp blurb aloud to my partner (between fits of laughter) and his response was basically, "if you read that as though targeted at actual men... I'm thinking someone's either going to try to fuck me or steal my wallet, or both. Hard pass."

I think it's interesting that even the framing in the article places them as "not like the other boys". There's a very modern pagan/wiccan vibe to all this stuff, where just like in those movements, the appropriated symbols essentially can mean whatever the individual person wants. Same thing here, the concept of being male is essentially divorced from any behaviour of masculinity,. All that matters is the ornamental elements, the penis, the facial hair. It really makes the whole TIF movement feel like an incredibly brutal self-actualization ritual. Some women Eat, Pray, Love their way to superficial eastern spirituality, these women rotdog their way to superficial pseudomasculinity.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Ah yes, a true manly experience!
Also I have never hugged anyone around the neck, got dang pooners making me second-guess mundane human interactions. It's like when someone tells you to think about breathing and then breathing feels weird.

I am a true and honest woman.

I just inventoried my hugging experience history.

Friends / family hugs mostly (since we aren’t talking about passionate heteronormative embraces here)… and I’ve never hugged someone around the neck.

The standard default hug for either men or women has always been right arm over their left arm (around the shoulder), and left arm under their right arm. Embrace, add in a couple of back pats, maybe air-kisses, and then break.

Have I been hugging wrong all these years?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The trannies seething at Rowling over this are hysterical. She's literally using the language they want us to use.

Gee, it's almost like it's all performative bullshit and none of these people are being honest. Imagine that!

My favourite thing about transphobia is that some of the best insults against troons were invented by the troons themselves. 41%, girldick, all this "birthing parent" stuff, they came up with it. It's like they know how ridiculous it all sounds, and the real purpose is to see if they can get other people to play along.

It just makes me chuckle to see troons flipping between "If you don't do exactly what we want, we'll KILL OURSELVES!" and "Transphobes keep making jokes about suicide!" One or the other, Lilith.

I’ve noticed from multitudinous Reddit posts that pooners will pull the “not-like-other-girls” even on other pooners. I would laugh so hard if at least one woman was looking around going “damn, what a bunch of girly fake bitches, not like me.”

I want to send some bulky lumberjack-looking dude with fake top surgery scars who will declare all the huggy shit to be "girl stuff." Just make no effort whatsoever to present as anything other than cis male. See what happens.

 

[Zilortha]

I am a true and honest woman.

I just inventoried my hugging experience history.

Friends / family hugs mostly (since we aren’t talking about passionate heteronormative embraces here)… and I’ve never hugged someone around the neck.

The standard default hug for either men or women has always been right arm over their left arm (around the shoulder), and left arm under their right arm. Embrace, add in a couple of back pats, maybe air-kisses, and then break.

Have I been hugging wrong all these years?

Not at all! This is what I've always done too.
The only time I hug someone around the neck like they describe is if hugging my boyfriend or something. But they talk about it like that's just how everyone hugs...
Like I can't imagine hugging other people like that, that would be so uncomfortable and weird lol

 

[All Powerful]

First meal: rotdogs on the campfire.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Pooner finds out younger brother whacked his balls on a pole. Pooner is jealous.
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Boyhood
My (cis) brother was telling me about how he and his friends were outside at lunch and his friend ran and slipped into a pole colliding his balls into it. And it makes me sad that i never got any of those experiences. Even though getting sacked probably hurts a lot its like a rite of passage for all young men.

I wish i got to have that cis boyhood that he gets to live through and i was robbed of it. Have any of you guys gone through something like this? And how did/do you heal your inner boy?

Posts talking about another family members genitals are so common in r/FTM. I wonder if there's an association with trans ideology and incest? Maybe the current social breakdown is causing a kind of 'Flowers in the Attic' effect on the youth.

 

[Procopius]

Looks to be Camp Namanu, the middle dorm bunk and interior photos match their new dorms.

Something very unsettling about hordes of pooners skulking around a campground intended to be for summer camps

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right after noticing how short most of us are

Smart move by the camp owners. The only cabins with bunks are intended for 4th and 5th grade. Kids aged 10-11. Where else are they going to find people who will fit in those teeny tiny beds?

 

[Shakespeare]

You buried the lead. The Camp Lost Boys site is fantastic. I got some stuff to share with everyone:

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Physical activity, conversations and connections, arts and crafts and community building.

Those last three are fucking manly as shit. I bet this is totally worth the money. How much money are we talking Got Milk!?:

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The pay by Feb 18 is for the camp coming up soon. There's 2 more this year though if anyone's interested.

Okay fellas, I want you to think about what you need most in a campsite...

View attachment 5813303

That's right! Someone to tend to your requests and needs for comfort. Especially if you're BIMOC:

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Ok, so this is absolutely insane. Let's peak at their affiliated programs they recommend on their site (I only picked my favorite one but each one was insane in it's own right):

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And lastly, they are hosting an event in Oregon in August. They don't give out the address but they do show pictures of the lodging. If anyone feels like doxing the locations for laughs. Says it's along the Sandy River:


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Is sleep-away camps an uniquely male experience in the states? I was a scout until I was 18 and our camps were always unisex.