Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

i always enjoy his cope about his alcoholism is that "I doesn't drink that much, it's only on stream, guys" when streaming is literally his job.

"I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm awake!"

 

[Pagan Min]

"I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm awake!"

Ah, but you know that if Li'l Nicky could, he'd hook a bottle up to an IV & continue to get his drink on while sleeping...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The parallel economy spites the balldo.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I’ve never known a sole business try quiet quitting but here we are.

That's a really good one. I award you the worm toy of your choice.
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I went to the grocery store the other day and decided to pick up a large bag of Doritos since, fuck it, I don't buy them very often. It was $6 and I remember thinking to myself, "wow, that's a little expensive." Then the next time I was reading this thread I remembered Nick's snack budget and had to stop for a second to try and comprehend it - how the fuck do you manage to spend $2k a month on snacks??

With how bad inflation is i would figure his snack expenses are up to $5,000.

>Biden's broken brain
Guess who else can relate?

Even Biden could put on a much funnier and better show than Nick.

how difficult is it to kill turtles anyway,

You get them to bite somthing then you chop off their head apprently. Here's a handy video on how to kill and butcher a turtle.

NECKTACULAR

Nick sure does have a purdy neck. I hope he dies of auto erotic asphyxiation.

I hope he makes a million whiskey bottles.

Up his ass. Broken.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ah, but you know that if Li'l Nicky could, he'd hook a bottle up to an IV & continue to get his drink on while sleeping...

It'll be shoved up his arse.

 

[Maude Snew]

how difficult is it to kill turtles anyway, and how does one do it properly (quick and painless)?

You didn't finish your question properly. It's not how difficult is it to do x, it's how difficult is it to do x while being a constantly drunk wet brained retard who wouldn't know manual labor if it bit him in his absence of an ass. The answer is a lot of things are difficult when you're stupid and have little actual life experience.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nick's locals is in an odd state. He has two old announcements and live chats pinned; no announcement for tonight. I'd assume he isn't streaming tonight.

Pre-post edit:

"Setting up the show." Tons of set up he has to do; like sit down, turn on the camera, and make sure all of his filters are going. Can't let the dog nose, tongue, and ear filter accidentally make it to YT.

Guess he isn't going to finish the SOTU

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Hot new member on team cOOm. Already sized up for a balldo.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The man who claims he wants out of the eric vs dax herrera the diddler drama has inserted himself like a bottle up an ass into the drama again.



What I am wondering is, has diddler dax herrera been haranguing eric ALL this time or did he just start again cause he made another million bucks from a new campaign? He is too obnoxious for me to keep track of.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Setting up the show." Tons of set up he has to do; like sit down, turn on the camera, and make sure all of his filters are going. Can't let the dog nose, tongue, and ear filter accidentally make it to YT.

Guess he isn't going to finish the SOTU

He can't set up the show with 45 minutes notice? It's not like he does any prep.

Nick's locals is in an odd state. He has two old announcements and live chats pinned; no announcement for tonight. I'd assume he isn't streaming tonight.

It is so hard to unpin old announcements. You would understand if you were a creator.

What I am wondering is, has diddler dax herrera been haranguing eric ALL this time or did he just start again cause he made another million bucks from a new campaign? He is too obnoxious for me to keep track of.

Who knows? He is close to Cog levels of shouting into the wilderness begging people to notice him on Twitter.

 

[Captain Manning]

The man who claims he wants out of the eric vs dax herrera the diddler drama has inserted himself like a bottle up an ass into the drama again.

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Let me guess. This is in reply to Memeology 101?

I kinda figured Dax and Vito were gonna come running when Memeology was asking WTF is going on between July and EVS. They probably are all kicking themselves that they weren't able to gaslight Jim.

Utterly foolish for Rekieta to jump back in this, but oh well. More content for the thread, I suppose. Jim probably rustled his jimmies with that tweet. Jim is pretty good at that.

What I am wondering is, has diddler dax herrera been haranguing eric ALL this time or did he just start again cause he made another million bucks from a new campaign? He is too obnoxious for me to keep track of.

Pretty much this whole time, off and on. Him and Vito (EDIT: + friends, as Strix lays out below).

Only EVS has probably done it more. He has a show called Trashcast in which a big part of the content is bitching about July each episode.

 

[Strix454]

What I am wondering is, has diddler dax herrera been haranguing eric ALL this time or did he just start again cause he made another million bucks from a new campaign?

Dax's main underling for going after Eric July is currently Ethan Van Sciver. Ethan Van Sciver has been streaming up to five or six hours a night bitching about nearly everything and anything said by Eric July. He recently spent three hours of streaming time on critical analysis of a five minute promotional video for one of July's comics. Dax has further offered Ethan Van Sciver the services of his entire retard army including Vito, Mint and Reily.

Dax almost never has do the work because he can always find someone else to do it for him.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Dax's main underling for going after Eric July is currently Ethan Van Sciver. Ethan Van Sciver has been streaming up to five or six hours a night bitching about nearly everything and anything said by Eric July. He recently spent three hours of streaming time on critical analysis of a five minute promotional video for one of July's comics. Dax has further offered Ethan Van Sciver the services of his entire retard army including Vito, Mint and Reily.

Dax almost never has do the work because he can always find someone else to do it for him.

Sounds like EVS has become Cog.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax's main underling for going after Eric July is currently Ethan Van Sciver.

This is a reason I am currently considering EVS an absolute fucking retard. What the fuck is wrong with you @FROG? Why are you even associated with this diddler and Vito the Pedo?

It's embarrassing. Why are you somehow an underling in some enterprise from some dude who has never enjoyed success or creating anything, and a retarded fat pedophile who will never release his fake comic he swindled people for?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

 

[not william stenchever]

It's embarrassing. Why are you somehow an underling in some enterprise from some dude who has never enjoyed success or creating anything, and a retarded fat pedophile who will never release his fake comic he swindled people for?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

The only thing that makes sense to me is that EVS aligns himself with this trash because he is also assblasted that Boss Nigga is making him look bad. Dax, of course, doesn't actually care about Vito and his vaporware caperware, he's just upset that Boss Nigga is making his underling look bad so he is rallying his gaggle of less than functional retards to make a stink about it. This beclowns everyone involved but Dax because Dax is only the Pied Piper that enticed them into this foolishness.

 

[Anticipointment]

Dark eye circles


Cheek bruising (also, hairline, wtf is going on)


Back of head bald spot showing

What is he drinking out of?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only thing that makes sense to me is that EVS aligns himself with this trash because he is also assblasted that Boss Nigga is making him look bad.

Correct.

EVS was top of the indie comics scene before July came along.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This is a reason I am currently considering EVS an absolute fucking retard. What the fuck is wrong with you @FROG? Why are you even associated with this diddler and Vito the Pedo?

It's embarrassing. Why are you somehow an underling in some enterprise from some dude who has never enjoyed success or creating anything, and a retarded fat pedophile who will never release his fake comic he swindled people for?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Current speculation is that keeping to his own lane will not save his ass from not being able to deliver his own campaigns due to laziness, frivolous spending and inflation ballooning his production cost. He has a dozen campaigns running and more than half unfinished and everyday the "please refund me" drum beats get stronger.

So he choose drama to pump up his superchata to bury the financial hole he dug. Him having a massive ago made the decision easy. Problem is he is gonna face the same trouble that credit card abusers face down the line.

 

[Marzipan Apple]

Dax's main underling for going after Eric July is currently Ethan Van Sciver. Ethan Van Sciver has been streaming up to five or six hours a night bitching about nearly everything and anything said by Eric July. He recently spent three hours of streaming time on critical analysis of a five minute promotional video for one of July's comics. Dax has further offered Ethan Van Sciver the services of his entire retard army including Vito, Mint and Reily.

Dax almost never has do the work because he can always find someone else to do it for him.

Why the hell do people even watch EVS? He just streams for hours on end, talking about nothing. The only stream more boring than Ethan's is Critical Drinker and his gaggle of faggles, who just reiterate the same milquetoast opinions over and over again.

E: By the way, does anyone have that clip where Nick rambles about American Beauty to Ethan for like five minutes? I think it was featured in MATI a little while back.

 

[Strix454]

E: By the way, does anyone have that clip where Nick rambles about American Beauty to Ethan for like five minutes? I think it was featured in MATI a little while back