Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

How is Shane crossing paths with so many lolcow related people today ?
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Also he changed his pfp after this.
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Did he put this through a filter ? Why is his left cheek bulging out compared to his right cheek ?
The LARP he's still going with is hilarious. So many years and he hasn't changed at all.
 

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An automatic clown said:
Why is his left cheek bulging out compared to his right cheek ?
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Might be one of those trauma lumps I keep hearing about. Or just a goiter. What I want to know though is what's going on with his eyebrows there and the general sunken-in-ness of the eye area.
 
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Good job losing the glasses Shane

You don't look as much like a pedophile anymore, now you just look gay and mentally disabled. That would be a good representation of the true Shane Nokes, except the filters could mislead people into thinking he isn't extremely obese as well.

Him and Patrick really do make a good couple, I've never seen two people so pathologically dedicated to being little bitches online.
 
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New Shane lore, in a thread replying to Alejandro Caraballo - troon "lawyer" lolcow who got roasted during a Congressional hearing
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He actually printed out the pic of him and the gay chink from Star Trek :story:

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And the classic pic of him and Guntiana
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You're still fat Shane. If by "in shape" you mean "round" than yes you're a shape.
I don't get why he's so proud of such a cheap pre-built. My dude, it's not hard to build a PC and nice cases for them are rather cheap. It's not like you need an 011, n9, or a Y70 to have a nice one. You can get a white G360A for $50usd max.
An automatic clown said:
Also he changed his pfp after this.
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Did he put this through a filter ? Why is his left cheek bulging out compared to his right cheek ?
The LARP he's still going with is hilarious. So many years and he hasn't changed at all.
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Couldn't get the filters to fix your bald spot there champ? Should learn to use photoshop or something
 
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An automatic clown said:
Also he changed his pfp after this.
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Did he put this through a filter ? Why is his left cheek bulging out compared to his right cheek ?
The LARP he's still going with is hilarious. So many years and he hasn't changed at all.
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pear-shaped bodies are ten a penny, but it's a very rare sight indeed to see someone with a pear-shaped head
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I don't get why he's so proud of such a cheap pre-built. My dude, it's not hard to build a PC and nice cases for them are rather cheap. It's not like you need an 011, n9, or a Y70 to have a nice one. You can get a white G360A for $50usd max.
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You don't even need a case. If I had a dollar for every milk crate mining rig running in 2012 I'd be happy.
 
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lol he's so AGGRO. "shut your fuckhole, bigot." my innocuous lil twitter account gets suspended for much less. there's no chance shane would ever act like that in real life, but i wish he'd bring that same bad-boy energy here, to his thread, so we could have some proper bantz. dont be scared shane, come shut our fuckholes for us
 
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FOMO over future Mountain Dew can designs must be the only thing preventing him from killing himself. (Well, that and extreme cowardice.) How the fuck does he keep a straight face when claiming to be an actual tough guy when he clearly gets winded just thinking about prying his womanly ass out of his shit-stained gaming chair.

Shane must be far more detached from reality than we realized if he saw what he looks like and decided those were boast-worthy photos. He’s the kind of dummy who thinks people will envy him because he paid Star Trek has-beens to take a picture with him.

Congratulations, Shane. Not every workshy welfare queen could manage to set aside a portion of his mooched monthly income to pay some strangers $50 to pretend they’re his friends.

Real talk: Shane Nonce has literally no purpose in life and his greatest accomplishment is fooling people into believing that the fat tard in the background of a blurry photo is an image of him living the dream. Makes it even funnier that incelibacy and FAT are the two constants throughout his entire life. Richly deserved outcome!
 
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In the photo with Takei, he looks a little like MovieBob, but when you're the size of a prime mover, it all kind of melds into one grossly obese abomination.
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Considering what's known of Takei he probably has his other hand straight up Shane's ass or something. He's big on the grabby, doesn't care about the consent part though. Allegedly.
 
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Shane is like one of those Stolen Valor guys who claim to have super ultra top secret medals for badassery that they can't show you because they're just that super secret guys, I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you haha. Except instead of an Army line cook claiming to have been in Seal Team 6 while wearing Air Force medals upside-down, it's a fat doofus who spent 6 months resetting XBL passwords before getting fired trying to convince you that he totally coded Windows Vista all on his own but can't present any evidence because he worked for the Microsoft Black Ops division and only Bill Gates knows of his true sacrifice.

Though I could believe that he's an Apple double-agent being paid to make Microsoft look bad.
 
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