Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[ye's Official KF Burner]

That's what leads me to believe that she's with Praetor. The effort she went to hide herself is pretty suspicious

Someone who was paid to participate and otherwise didn't know Chris wouldn't care enough to take those steps because a "normal" person wouldn't be able to comprehend the amount of unadulterated autism and weening that occurs around him, and those numbers continue to grow.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I don't know anything about Praetor or Caden, but unless they're paying her a handsome sum I say that she isn't flying all the way to meet Chris just to hang out with a platonic friend.

Here's a MUCH MORE likely scenario

-she wanted her >30 year old virginity to be taken by some bent dick from the most documented human being in history

-she wanted her face to be INVADED by the aforementioned phallus from Sonichu's Maker...to suck on Chris Chad Cock with her lips and tongue and gums and buccal mucosa and saliva...until the pleasant stimulation caused white warm Chris Chad Cum to ERUPT into her welcoming mouth

-she wanted to incubate Crystal Weston Chandler or Reginald Chandler in her womb. Quite possible she's over three months pregnant as I type this and as you read this.

After all, why spend all that effort just to hang out with a friend? She's clearly not even exploiting him for more followers on social media. There are too many consequences to be worth it for something so bland. One of those consequences is having countless people read my posts while visualizing her and Chris, permanently etching traumatizing morbidities into their memories.

 

[King Kiwi]

-she wanted her face to be INVADED by the aforementioned phallus from Sonichu's Maker...to suck on Chris Chad Cock with her lips and tongue and gums and buccal mucosa and saliva...until the pleasant stimulation caused white warm Chris Chad Cum to ERUPT into her welcoming mouth

-she wanted to incubate Crystal Weston Chandler or Reginald Chandler in her womb. Quite possible she's over three months pregnant as I type this and as you read this.

What is this?

If she was pregnant, we probably would have gotten wind by now. The excitement would have been all that Chris could bear. The only reason he would have gotten excited was because it's his own direct progeny.

I can't read the other parts, it makes my eyes water but not because I'm sad.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Here's a MUCH MORE likely scenario

Never post anything in this website ever again.

 

[FinnSven]

Well at one point he was banned from every local business to the point he had to drive out of town to buy anything.

And it's really common whenever he goes somewhere new like a con.

So again, why get a wrangler from out of state who clearly isn’t with him most of the time?

A wrangler going with him too a con would surely contact the con ahead of time and explain the situation.

 

[AnOminous]

So again, why get a wrangler from out of state who clearly isn’t with him most of the time?

Why Praetor? Why are you expecting anything to make sense?

 

[FinnSven]

Why Praetor? Why are you expecting anything to make sense?

I realize the concept of someone willingly being Chris’s friend doesn’t make sense.

But it is more likely than an elaborate scheme to hire a woman, and certainly more likely than a legally provided wrangler from out of state who needs to be driven by the wrangled.

 

[Naenia Ness]

I realize the concept of someone willingly being Chris’s friend doesn’t make sense.

But it is more likely than an elaborate scheme to hire a woman, and certainly more likely than a legally provided wrangler from out of state who needs to be driven by the wrangled.

Caden bought a house for him to live in, I could easily see him trying to get someone to check in on him once in a while in the form of a part time 'wrangler'.

I can also see it going horribly for anyone involved simply because its Chris. Why would anyone think he wouldn't be an absolute sex pest/general retard in public?

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I could easily see him trying to get someone to check in on him once in a while in the form of a part time 'wrangler'.

I can also see it going horribly for anyone involved simply because its Chris. Why would anyone think he wouldn't be an absolute sex pest/general retard in public?

For the role of a part time wrangler, hiring a short woman when it comes to Chris wouldn't make sense!

Flutter knew he would be an absolute sex pest...AND THAT WAS THE APPEAL of flying all the way from Finland! She wanted to be felt up, kissed, slobbered over, and penetrated in every viable hole by a famous bad boy. Never underestimate the power of hybristophilia (even fat ugly serial killers get an attraction boost with these women BECAUSE of their serial killing) and Fame Game (i.e. the effect that simply being famous has on how attractive you are to a lot of women).

 

[Naenia Ness]

For the role of a part time wrangler, hiring a short woman when it comes to Chris wouldn't make sense!

Neither does buying an entire fucking house for Chris to exist in, but here we are lol

 

[FinnSven]

Neither does buying an entire fucking house for Chris to exist in, but here we are lol

Caden seems to be an odd person too.
More functional, but who knows what drives people like him?

Why would anyone think he wouldn't be an absolute sex pest/general retard in public?

We know that Chris is an idiot and a total fool.
The reason that he isn’t constantly monitored and wrangled is because the state either has found that he is competent enough to live somewhat independently, or they just don’t have the budget to provide him a carer.

Perhaps the states standard of capable of independent living is really low, as in provided he isn’t shitting in his hand and throwing it at passers by, he is competent enough.
Caden may even be “unhelpful” as providing a house means that the state doesn’t have to bother assisting him find a place to live so they don’t need to assign him a case worker, so in turn they can decide that he is now Caden’s problem.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

correct me if i am wrong but i recall bella being in either the praetor discord or some discord associated with them. i bring this up because if that was the case what if flutter was there as well?

flutter could be someone loosely associated with bellas group or praetor or even just someone who has managed to weasel their way in. she could have her own plans and goals and is just using everyone.

obviously this would require more proof and it is also just as possible that she has just gotten tired of chris and fled back to finland or wherever shes from. i just think its worth considering since cadens eye on chris seems to miss things at times.

 

[AnOminous]

But it is more likely than an elaborate scheme to hire a woman, and certainly more likely than a legally provided wrangler from out of state who needs to be driven by the wrangled.

Praetor literally does nothing but ridiculously elaborate schemes.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Caden seems to be an odd person too.
More functional, but who knows what drives people like him?


We know that Chris is an idiot and a total fool.
The reason that he isn’t constantly monitored and wrangled is because the state either has found that he is competent enough to live somewhat independently, or they just don’t have the budget to provide him a carer.

Perhaps the states standard of capable of independent living is really low, as in provided he isn’t shitting in his hand and throwing it at passers by, he is competent enough.
Caden may even be “unhelpful” as providing a house means that the state doesn’t have to bother assisting him find a place to live so they don’t need to assign him a case worker, so in turn they can decide that he is now Caden’s problem.

I'm not trying to argue Flutter is an actual state approved wrangler. I'm saying she could be a Praeter approved 'wrangler', which could explain how weirdly mismatched she is to the 'job' and why there are these huge breaks between her appearances.

This is pure speculation though, so that could be wrong. Who knows what Flutter's deal is, besides Flutter herself.

But I do agree that she's not an actual professional tard wrangler by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[King Kiwi]

Wasn't the start of flutter and Chris when she started writing to him?

 

[FinnSven]

I'm not trying to argue Flutter is an actual state approved wrangler. I'm saying she could be a Praeter approved 'wrangler', which could explain how weirdly mismatched she is to the 'job' and why there are these huge breaks between her appearances.

This is pure speculation though, so that could be wrong. Who knows what Flutter's deal is, besides Flutter herself.

But I do agree that she's not an actual professional tard wrangler by any stretch of the imagination.

Sure! I wasn’t specifically directing that at you, but other people in this thread floated the possibility.

I still maintain that even Caden and whomever else in Praetor would be able to find someone more local to fulfill this role, so on that basis I just doubt that some odd woman would be their pick.

I know people say the timeline adds up but if she was writing to him in jail, then she absolutely could have come to visit him when he got out independently of Caden or Praetor.

Maybe she is, but as I say, someone capable of buying a house should also have the sense to get a trusted and competent person to keep an eye on it, especially with a human hazard dwelling there.

 

[Cannibal Fuckface]

I don't know anything about Praetor or Caden, but unless they're paying her a handsome sum I say that she isn't flying all the way to meet Chris just to hang out with a platonic friend.

Here's a MUCH MORE likely scenario

-she wanted her >30 year old virginity to be taken by some bent dick from the most documented human being in history

-she wanted her face to be INVADED by the aforementioned phallus from Sonichu's Maker...to suck on Chris Chad Cock with her lips and tongue and gums and buccal mucosa and saliva...until the pleasant stimulation caused white warm Chris Chad Cum to ERUPT into her welcoming mouth

-she wanted to incubate Crystal Weston Chandler or Reginald Chandler in her womb. Quite possible she's over three months pregnant as I type this and as you read this.

After all, why spend all that effort just to hang out with a friend? She's clearly not even exploiting him for more followers on social media. There are too many consequences to be worth it for something so bland. One of those consequences is having countless people read my posts while visualizing her and Chris, permanently etching traumatizing morbidities into their memories.

how do I delete other people's posts

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Whoever she is, the simplest explanation is that she was a strange woman who liked Chris, probably pen pal-ed him in jail, met up with him a couple of times and found him too much hassle.

I will never accept that a true and honest boyfriend free girl interested in Chris as being the simplest explanation.

Yeah but why not just hire someone local, or at least someone who can drive

It's not easy for a retarded drug dealer to hire a wrangler for a literal motherfucker states away, while also have them be ok with the fact caden is basically exploiting Chris for his internet infamy for financial gain. Anyone compassionate enough to wrangle tard will do everything in their power to free Chris from caden. Caden could however, pay a friend or relative to spend a few days at a time to accomply Chris to conventions and keep him from sperging out too much that would jeopardize his cash cow.

He doesn't need Chris to be interesting, he can coast off the geno doc and his infamy. I believe his plan was to have Chris produce milquetoast content such as convention vlogs to keep the retarded redditors buying medallions, which they buy in enough number to be a lucrative business.

I believe the lack of flutter lately is due to Caden realizing the convention path is dead, at least of the time being so there's no reason to send flutter until he finds other avenue to get Chris seen in public.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe the lack of flutter lately is due to Caden realizing the convention path is dead, at least of the time being so there's no reason to send flutter until he finds other avenue to get Chris seen in public.

I bet I could get the truth out of Flutters. WITH MY PENIS!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wasn't the start of flutter and Chris when she started writing to him?

Yes but it could've been Praetor telling her to write to him.

I honestly don't know which theory is accurate, but there seems to be some good circumstantial evidence towards her being in it with Praetor