Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Tetragrammaton]

Can we not see her ears because her face is so fat? I can't figure it out.

yeah pretty much. the fat covers them. they also seem to be very flat against her head as if they are trying go inside. that may also be the fat swallowing them.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

yeah pretty much. the fat covers them. they also seem to be very flat against her head as if they are trying go inside. that may also be the fat swallowing them.

Her body is eating her extremities because NO HELP CAME and she's desperately low on Jimmy Dean Bowls and Mello Yellow.

 

[one_time_user]

You know she doesn't vaccinate, maybe one will give her rabies

 

[TheSunSets]

I could not hate this fat cunt more. Those poor kittens.

She’s the Kim (Sammiverse) of the cat world.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Her body is eating her extremities because NO HELP CAME and she's desperately low on Jimmy Dean Bowls and Mello Yellow.

the mello yello is slowly mutating her into a slug.

You know she doesn't vaccinate, maybe one will give her rabies

even if she got rabies nobody would know since she seems the type to be afraid of water and start foaming at the mouth and biting people. if anything people would just think shes really really hungry.

 

[scumfuck]

Polissa posted 2 videos thanking her 4k followers (she reached a milestone y'all!)
She couldn't have don't it without all you Kiwis!

Edit: I didn't include the first video cause it's just screen caps of her follower count

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What amazing content is Polissa posting now that she has 4000 subscribers?

Spend four minutes telling us what she's been watching on TV lately.

Basically rewatching medical shows and various Walking Dead installments, if you were wondering. Claims that she wanted to be a doula but her ex mother in law told her she was too dumb at math to become one. Which is hilarious because doula training is far less intense than an actual midwife's (and requires no math from what I can tell). She gets the same experience by watching medical dramas like Grey's Anatomy and Call the Midwife as well as from when she saw a former friend of her's giving birth. She also thirsts for Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Ends with some Walking Dead fiffle faffle before asking her viewers the same question.

 

[Banana Cat]

Claims that she wanted to be a doula but her ex mother in law told her she was too dumb at math to become one. Which is hilarious because doula training is far less intense than an actual midwife's (and requires no math from what I can tell)

It doesn't require any maths. A doula is in no way a medical professional but a support person for a pregnant woman. Pissa is still to do dumb and selfish to do it though.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Hear me out tho: Pissa as Robyn's doula would be the milkiest milk to ever milk.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Imagine going through postpartum depression, and in waddles Pissa. Suddenly, you are engulfed in vomit-inducing stench and have to listen to her lip smacking and heavy breathing as she keeps insisting that she, Pissa, is the one who suffers the most because of this.

It would probably be more unpleasant than giving birth itself and the mother might tell herself that if she was able to survive even five minutes of Pissa's presence and B.O., she can overcome anything.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Imagine going through postpartum depression, and in waddles Pissa. Suddenly, you are engulfed in vomit-inducing stench and have to listen to her lip smacking and heavy breathing as she keeps insisting that she, Pissa, is the one who suffers the most because of this.

It would probably be more unpleasant than giving birth itself and the mother might tell herself that if she was able to survive even five minutes of Pissa's presence and B.O., she can overcome anything.

Polissa famously had a freak out after her hysterectomy because she could hear it every time the hospital played music in the maternity ward when a new baby came along. At best Polissa would be totally useless, at worst she'd fake some kind of medical emergency to divert attention to her instead of mum and the baby.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Polissa famously had a freak out after her hysterectomy because she could hear it every time the hospital played music in the maternity ward when a new baby came along.

There are some hospice volunteers who call themselves "death doulas," to explain that their job is to be there for the dying person, help them however they need to make their passing less stressful, be an advocate with them in medical settings. That kind of wholesome thing.

So the linguistic framework is there for Polissa to appoint herself a "hysterectomy doula." You call her and the first thing she sends you is a three-page Amazon shopping list of essentials you'll need to buy. Probably with some cat food on there somewhere.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

There are some hospice volunteers who call themselves "death doulas," to explain that their job is to be there for the dying person, help them however they need to make their passing less stressful, be an advocate with them in medical settings. That kind of wholesome thing.

So the linguistic framework is there for Polissa to appoint herself a "hysterectomy doula." You call her and the first thing she sends you is a three-page Amazon shopping list of essentials you'll need to buy. Probably with some cat food on there somewhere.

Yeah, but would you want her moon face anywhere near you before, during or after such a traumatic procedure? You might be willing to pay to keep her away.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Very short clip of Polissa passionately lip syncing to "Labour" by Paris Paloma

The lyrics she's mouthing along to:

All day, every day, therapist, mother, maid
Nymph then a virgin, nurse then a servant
Just an appendage, live to attend him
So that he never lifts a finger
24-7, baby machine
So he can live out his picket fence dreams

Speaking of men, Joh updated his Facebook profile pic twice to a Funko of Lubdan the Leprechaun from the Leprechaun horror franchise



Anyone else got a sudden urge to watch Leprechaun in the Hood

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Anyone else got a sudden urge to watch Leprechaun in the Hood

Maybe Leprechaun, Back 2 da Hood. Just as shitty and more ridiculous lol

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Two new TikToks. Didn't even bother to sit up for either of these. Always fun.

First is a response to the House passing that "TikTok ban" bill. Was wondering when she was going to address that, considering she panics every time a ban is proposed

Spoiler: Pissa can't live without TikTok

And the wait begins! Will they ban TikTok? Will they leave us alone? Like try to find another way to ban us?

So! We all know this has nothing to do with national security from a foreign adversary! This is our government being fearful of its own people! Because we are talking! We are sharing information! We are teaching each other, and we aren't letting them get away with crap! Because every time they try to pull a fast one, guess who comes out of the woodworks? And emails, and calls them relentlessly til they get the point? We! The people! Here on TikTok!

And they really don't like that there was a little thing that flashed upon our screens saying what was going on, that we could actually be informed for once and get ahead of this before- y'know, before they shut it all down?

Makes me wonder if they actually pass this, how long before TikTok is just- the plug is pulled? Like what kind of timeline are we looking at? Would we have a chance to say goodbye? And where are we gonna go if TikTok gets banned?

*sighs* *huffs* Y'know... *long pause* Our system is so severely broken! That right wing, left wing, is the same body! They're the same problem, and the same people! That are running the ship to the ground! And I think we the people have seen it long enough to know! *deep gasp* We're sick of it! And they're afraid of us getting sick of it!

So! *tongue click* Tick tock, tick tock... Tick tock, tick tock! Tick tock, tick tock! Only time will tell where we're going!

Second is Polissa discussing how she's having a much deserved and well overdue rest day. She's been so busy, y'all! She even has a pile of laundry to wash! More interesting is when she updates how it's going with Joh towards the end

Spoiler: Polissa calls herself a hermit

When was the last time you just took a whole day and did nothing? Whole day to rest! A whole day to stay home, take care of your needs, *long pause* and do what you need to do?

For me, it's been a hot minute! I feel like I've been going non stop for months now! *deep gasp* And it all has just compounded and weighed on me to the point I have to stop! I absolutely have to stop!

Um, I have been increasing in pain level over the last week! Yesterday, my lower back was nearly completely locked up when I woke up! And the fatigue on my shoulders and arms is just really high right now! *laughs* Um, all I can do is smile and laugh through the pain! Because that's what I do! Um, it's a coping mechanism!

Uh... *deep gasp* So yeah! Staying home! I've been going for months back and forth between my home and where Josh is! Because my grandmother said that he wasn't allowed back on our property! And I understand her reasoning! Um! And until things are more situated, I really do understand it! It's her home! And if she doesn't feel safe around him, then she doesn't feel safe! And if he's not going to apologize to her, and to try to make things right and to make amends, then I get it! I really get it!

*deep gasp* Um, I've been trying so hard to work things out! But um, he's staying with um, a bunch of roommates, and um, as much as I love his roommates, cause I really do, I am a hermit by nature! *giggle* Um, and I need a certain amount of silence and stillness, uh, to be okay! Because that's just who I am! Uh, I am- I can be very ambivert where I can be outgoing and be around people, but I have to come back into my show [shell]!

Um, my shell is my home! Uh, you know that was put in me from childhood! My stepfather was a hermit, and this is just who I am! Um, I need to be home and I need a certain amount of silence!

So! That's what I'm doing today! I'm taking today and I am resting and I'm spending time with my animals! I'm cleaning my space and I'm tackling the pile of laundry we all know we all, we probably all got one right now! A pile of laundry that needs to be taken care of!

This is, this is my message to you! Make time this week! Take a day! Tomorrow, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday! Take the day! Stay home! And just be! Just exist in your space! Cause that's all what we all need to do right now!

So um, yeah! That's where I'm at! I hope you are having a wonderful week! It is been goregous weather where I'm at! We're at almost 80 degrees today! And I'm gonna go outside and enjoy some sunshine! And try to get rid of the Casper white! *shows arm* Yeah! I really am that white! My face is just a little bit darker than the rest of me! But yeah! *giggles* Light the fires of Gondor! *cackles*

So yeah! Um, need some sun, need relaxation! *sighs* Hope this finds you well! *tongue click*

 

[Muskcarpone]

She is literally the laziest person imaginable, yet she thinks she has a stressful and hectic work life. Just because she has to waddle to her car and drive over to Joh! every now and then. If somebody told her that most people have to spend most of the week away from home because of work and other commitments plus commuting, it would blow her mind. Or how for young parents, any alone time is out of the question because of the young life they are nurturing.

She has absolutely nothing on her schedule and it seems that her grandma is taking care of nearly everything, as if Pissa was a toddler. Yet I'm convinced she genuinely believes she has a more stressful life than most people. Her delusions are mindblowing.

As to Tik Tok being her main source of staying informed: lol, lmao, even. I wonder if she ever realised that all the "news" she spread on Tiktok herself, like the imminent ww3 or the Chinese weather balloon of Doom, were complete rubbish and that maybe, just maybe, her voice really isn't that important in the greater scheme of things...

Nah, of course she assumes that congress will ban Tiktok because the government is afraid of her, Pissa. After all, Pissa would lead mankind into a new golden age of happiness, yeast and Jimmy Dean bowls unless she is stopped.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Uh... *deep gasp* So yeah! Staying home! I've been going for months back and forth between my home and where Josh is! Because my grandmother said that he wasn't allowed back on our property!

I guess that's the final confirmation that Pissa's abandoned the shit shack and she and all the cats and Dobby are living with Grams. She's probably hoping that when she dies she'll give her her trailer. I wonder if the aunt is back paying the mortgage or if she's making Pissa do it still.

I laugh at her TikTok crap. She really thinks she's got an audience of millions and she's communicating some world-changing information to the masses. She has absolutely nothing and does nothing; I'd love to know where someone like Pissa gets that kind of arrogance.

 

[FarmVille]

Someone I know socially who also has no job was going on about how the government wants to ban tiktok to stop americans from knowing what’s going on in gaza so polissa’s take is a distant second most stupid Ive heard

 

[scumfuck]

So now Joh is living in a house full of loud retards? Seems fitting for him. I'm sure Polly is using all her spoons lipsynching in the Walmart parking lot and that's why she's soOoOoO exhausted. Give me a break lol