Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I had to do a double take when I first read Pat's tweet as my brain automatically filled in his smug condescension.
sometimes I feel FFWBT and keffals (slightly less fat faggot with bitch tits) would be so much happier if they didn't have to play pretend - they both in their own way obviously want to just openly rage and howl and be autists, but they can't
 
He's blocking Newsweek because Biden's approval rating has dropped by 0.2% What a fucking child :story:
Getting upset about polls is retarded, especially about who has the "lead" when the lead at present flips every other day and on top of that is less than the margin of error, which considering the current political climate is much larger than usual. You have an incumbent who is highly unpopular with the majority disapproving against a wild card who is detested by the majority of people who don't approve of him, but fanatically supported by those who do (and approval/disapproval matters a lot less than who actually votes). Throw in that both sides are probably going to do absolutely anything to ratfuck the other and it's completely unpredictable.
This sort of person is a fucking moron who clearly has never been hit or thrown a punch for real, they often also think that all they need to do is smack someone and most people will give up after a single punch.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Iron Mike
Though I do agree that if he was approached by one of them he would probably get in their face or take a swing. But he is a big fat pussy.
He had the chance when he was in a courtroom with literal armed guards keeping the peace. And he begged for a police escort to walk to his car. He is a quivering gormless blancmange of a man and nobody need fear him or his threats.
If it came to it, I am sure he would throw a few swinging punches, but I am also sure he would be surprised and knocked off guard by even the most mediocre but more experienced fighter.
That would be anyone who has ever been in even a single fight.
 
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(slightly less fat faggot with bitch tits)
I disagree, have you seen Keffals lately? He's packing on the pounds like there's no tomorrow. Not like you could tell them apart by the fagginess of their voices or dick size either. This could be another Finkle is Einhorn situation is what I'm saying, only less funny but a lot more greasy.
 
Ah, now Patrick is shitting on SpaceX ag... wait, what?
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A rare sane take from our StealthyGeek. Credit where credit is due.
Credit where it's due, most people can't eat when they're being stalked by a gang of psychopaths, but Patrick has not only eaten beaten the odds, he's also managed to pack on a few pounds.
 
I don't disagree that Pat might shoot someone and that he is unhinged.
I understand what you mean when you don't necessarily think he is a pussy.
I think he is more like the kind of guy who genuinely doesn't know how bad he is at fighting, or how difficult fighting is for real.
I think this is one of the few times where Fatricks gargantuan girth might actually benefit him.
I doubt many people have the reach necessary to punch any one of his six chins, the gunt totally envelops his balls so a swift punt is out of the question, and that gut will soak up blows like a bowl of custard.
Anti-aircraft cannons might be the only option here.
 
I disagree, have you seen Keffals lately? He's packing on the pounds like there's no tomorrow. Not like you could tell them apart by the fagginess of their voices or dick size either. This could be another Finkle is Einhorn situation is what I'm saying, only less funny but a lot more greasy.
Doesn’t that happen to Eunuchs and men who have had to have their testicles removed because of cancer or other serious illnesses?

They tend to get really obese, even if not especially eating much?
 
Doesn’t that happen to Eunuchs and men who have had to have their testicles removed because of cancer or other serious illnesses?

They tend to get really obese, even if not especially eating much?
I thought it was just the hunchback, but I could see the loss of test after the snip snip leads to getting a little doughy
 
Footage of Tomlinson boxing:

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I feel this is more on brand for him:

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And I'd love to see Patty in an actual fight. Like a e-celeb boxing match or something. Maybe make it to defray his substantial legal expenses.

Dude would be gassed in 30 seconds and the first 10 audience rows would pass out from oxygen deprivation.
 
It's why helicopters became tank killers, not other tanks. Though there are still Americans who think tanks are the best thing to use in war.
I mean during the Wagner rebellion, it seems Wagner used anti air armored vehicles pretty effectively against Russian helicopters trying to stop them. Although we don't have much information of the circumstances surrounding it
 
His references to being a gun owner too indicate to me he probably does carry whether he is allowed to or not, so potentially would draw it and psychologically depends on it thinking no one will mess with him once they see the gun.
I don't believe it. It takes discipline to stick with the program and carry every day, to get okay with it. It takes time to figure out what guns and holsters work with your body and clothing. It might not be physically comfortable or emotionally natural. For him, a guy so consumed with others perception of manliness, a small gun in a pocket holster (although it would be the natural choice to avoid cramming a brick behind his straining belt somewhere) would be unacceptable. The FFWBT likes big sci-fi meme guns and pistols drenched in cheap chinese attachments, posts them on social media.

He also absolutely has to have regular episodes of losing control, it has to be "good thing I'm a responsible gun owner and don't carry, I'd just start blowing away nazi chuds" on his part. You'd have to trust yourself and I don't think piggy does.
 
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Which is the worst one?

I got all of them (sorry Quasi, Pat didn't get a dime here), and for some unknown reason, I'd like to try the very worst Pat has produced. Suggestions?
Seconding Starship Repo as the worst book. I haven't read the next two in the Ark series but Gatecrashers was reasonably entertaining for a Patrick book and had an unintentionally fun Captain Zapp Brannigan pastiche that you ended up rooting for despite Patrick's feeble efforts to make him look dumb. In the Black was okay and set up a decent story by the end. There's plenty of groanworthy moments as Captain Kamal does her girlboss best and there's a weird moment where the capitalist Musk parody nearly gets sexually assaulted by his pet robot but it's just clunky not downright awful like Starship Repo.

That's the book where he tries his hardest to mix comedy and action in a wacky sci-fi setting and ends up with a deformed mess. He also makes a Donald Trump parody (a robot named Fonald Plump) that ends up being crucial to the survival of the team and an all-around good character.

From the first to the last pages you're going to be wondering what the hell is going on and why you wasted part of your life reading Starship Repo. It's going to stick with you for years to come and that's why I'd start there.
 
I don't believe it. It takes discipline to stick with the program and carry every day, to get okay with it. It takes time to figure out what guns and holsters work with your body and clothing type. It might not be physically comfortable or emotionally natural. Have to trust yourself. I don't think piggy does.
Maybe he keeps it in his laptop bag with his surface?
 
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