Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Alabama Gamer said:
If Patrick ever desperately needs to make money
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He just needs to sell all that Niggeroni. 15,467 Black People worth of meat is like 3,093,400 pounds of Niggeroni. Pepperoni goes for like $7 a pound in Target, so that's $21,653,800. He just needs to get off his fat ass, and sell all of that NIggeroni. How do you think he keeps paying Quasi every so often? He just sells a bit of his Niggeroni
 
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PatBot is back online and issuing prison sentences
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You say that as a joke, but I honestly wholeheartily think fatrick qualifies as a bot. He has rotted his brain to the point of thinking copy and pasting these replies works in his favor. He is wasting his one life on this every hour, of every day.

No sane person would do this...

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
He just needs to sell all that Niggeroni. 15,467 Black People worth of meat is like 3,093,400 pounds of Niggeroni. Pepperoni goes for like $7 a pound in Target, so that's $21,653,800. He just needs to get off his fat ass, and sell all of that NIggeroni. How do you think he keeps paying Quasi every so often? He just sells a bit of his Niggeroni
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How is fat supposed to sell something he has already consumed? If you think the casings on that niggeroni ever get a chance to cool outside of his enormous stomach, you are sadly mistaken. Enjoy prison.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
He's just bad at foreshadowing, setting up a situation in a clear manner, and using terms that make sense both in the context of the story and to the reader. It feels like watching a badly edited movie, one where the editor decided the "uneventful" scenes were not necessary and cut them. But in hindsight, they were the scenes which added motive, context and cohesion to the "exciting" ones.
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Yes, he has all these elements of a good story and then fumbles the execution.

A classic sci-fi beginning with a human in an alien society trying to navigate weird situations is a great hook. But he fumbles that.

A small time thief getting recruited by an established organization to help them on a mission? That’s the bread and butter of heist stories and is a solid foundation. Except they’re a legitimate business with legal contracts and don’t need any duplicity, just show up and tow the spaceship. Oops, Patrick’s failure to understand his own world strikes again.

A trans space crab that needs to learn to accept themselves? Pure Patrick.

An unflattering caricature that accidentally turns out to be a sympathetic and helpful character? Patrick does it in all three of his later books. Oops!

Enjoy the ride, because there’s a lot of dumb moments and missed story opportunities ahead. I’ll make the bold claim that Patrick’s book isn’t the worst I’ve read but it’s in the running.

If you get annoyed hop on over to A Christmas Carnage from the OnA Forums and have a laugh at their story.
 
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TurboNAS said:
An unflattering caricature that accidentally turns out to be a sympathetic and helpful character? Patrick does it in all three of his later books. Oops!
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This is probably the funniest to me, and it happens to more than just fatrick.
And everytime it just makes them seeeeeeeethe
 
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TurboNAS said:
An unflattering caricature that accidentally turns out to be a sympathetic and helpful character? Patrick does it in all three of his later books. Oops!
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It does seem to happen pretty frequently. I really suspect it's because the work is being done by people so repulsive they don't even realize their "heros" are revolting, and their "villains" decent.
Gene Roddenberry was a pretty awful person, but at least he understood his heroes had to be different from him.
 
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Kirtto said:
Do you have the passage saved somewhere? I don't remember that
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I can't find the pdf of the filing but there was this.
"In late July, John Doe I's identity was publicly revealed to be that of John Gibney" and cites Jackie for this.
"Now that the Plaintiff's name has been publicized, certain aspects of the procedural history of this case have begun to make more sense."
I forget if he tries to openly connect Prongay and Gibney, but that whole thing was retarded top to bottom so it wouldn't surprise me.
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I personally found another way to enjoy prison
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“He was giving out prison sentences like candy,except Rick didn’t eat all the sentences in one sitting because they weren’t literally candy.
“Now the thing Canyon used to do was slice the pineapples so thin they began to liquify in the pan”
 
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Kirtto said:
I believe Pat is legit mentally disabled at this point. Seeing him replaying to literal Noreply emails was what convinced me
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Shoulda been obvious when shit like this started coming out
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Honestly his ability to take the most blatant bait and walk into the most comedically obvious traps set by people looking to clown on him is darn near fuddesque
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
“He was giving out prison sentences like candy,except Rick didn’t eat all the sentences in one sitting because they weren’t literally candy.
“Now the thing Canyon used to do was slice the pineapples so thin they used to liquify in the pan”
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Just give me a cut cord, piece of pipe, a pot and some noodles I'm good.
 
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