Stuttering John / John Edward Melendez / The Dabbler / @Stutteringjohnm - Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.

One of the dabblers reached out to Suzanna (John's ex-wife) for an interview:

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One of the dabblers reached out to Suzanna (John's ex-wife) for an interview:

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I wonder if "David" is David Chandler. He's easily the biggest whale in the Dabbleverse. He spends hundreds (if not thousands) of dollars a week on superchats and gifting YT memberships to channels such as BeDabbler Network and Cardiff Electric, and offering Suzanner $5k to spill her guts seems like the kind of thing he'd do.

Nobody knows what his deal is, though there is speculation that he's a cashed up Stern superfan like VTL, only David isn't there to stir up drama like VTL does.
 
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Okay that’s pretty fucking creepy. Make fun of John call him an idiot but don’t invoke his ex for the lolz. I might get down voted but dude she probably wants nothing to do with this shit and wants to live her life.
They have no awareness of how their behavior comes off to people outside of the WATP community.
 
Okay that’s pretty fucking creepy. Make fun of John call him an idiot but don’t invoke his ex for the lolz. I might get down voted but dude she probably wants nothing to do with this shit and wants to live her life.
I thought it was bullshit that The Young Turks interviewed Alex Jones psycho ex wife just to shit on him, this is no better. it seems to me like an ex wife would say some of the most horrible shit to make someone look bad, and it's just shitty to do that.
The only time i think it MIGHT be worth hearing from an ex would be Patrick Tomlinson because of the threats he made and all that stuff. It would still be very shitty, but that might be funny at least. or Nora, Ethan's ex wife. In those cases them making a video would be interesting.
 
They have no awareness of how their behavior comes off to people outside of the WATP community.
That’s why I’m not following the show anymore. It’s the same shit with John every day. Karl need to grow up and move on. Seriously they talk about John and his ilk being stalkers but they are no better than the cows they mock.
I thought it was bullshit that The Young Turks interviewed Alex Jones psycho ex wife just to shit on him, this is no better. it seems to me like an ex wife would say some of the most horrible shit to make someone look bad, and it's just shitty to do that.
The only time i think it MIGHT be worth hearing from an ex would be Patrick Tomlinson because of the threats he made and all that stuff. It would still be very shitty, but that might be funny at least. or Nora, Ethan's ex wife. In those cases them making a video would be interesting.
I just feel Suzanne wants to move on with her life and move away from all of John’s shit. At this point John is just drinking himself to death and any attention towards him is just accelerating his eventual death.
 
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I just feel Suzanne wants to move on with her life and move away from all of John’s shit. At this point John is just drinking himself to death and any attention towards him is just accelerating his eventual death.
It seems, to me, that the attention he gets from the Karls, Shulis and Brennans of the internet is forestalling any possibility of him cleaning up his act. Admittedly there wasn’t much chance of that happening in the first place.

As to what Suzanne wants, I think she was fishing for complements in the back half of her email. Who’s to say that she’d never do an interview.
 
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John has reached the terminal phase of cowdom where he is too aware of his lolcow status and the alogs have taken over. Nothing is natural anymore, everything is forced by unfunny agitators who don't understand that it's not a petting zoo. It's a terrarium and you aren't supposed to tap on the glass.

Many such cases. Cobes is a perfect example of Reddit tards spoiling the milk.

The best time for John watching now is those tiny moments of reality that seep in. Those are the best. I really wish he would have gone full irl streamer and started hanging with Andy Dick.

He's still fascinating but the glory days are over and the alogs are ascendant.
 
John was over as an organic lolcow when Karl turned him into the main character of WATP and started rewarding aloggers with attention.

It seems, to me, that the attention he gets from the Karls, Shulis and Brennans of the internet is forestalling any possibility of him cleaning up his act. Admittedly there wasn’t much chance of that happening in the first place.

He gave up his podcast for months and seemed to be doing OK, but the chief grifters of the Dabbleverse pretended that he was still around by talking about episodes of BOTB from years ago and being vague about when they were recorded. Instead of letting him fade away, they kept stoking the anger of the audience in the hopes that he would go off the deep end and get back to producing content, which is now killing him.
 
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He gave up his podcast for months and seemed to be doing OK, but the chief grifters of the Dabbleverse pretended that he was still around by talking about episodes of BOTB from years ago and being vague about when they were recorded. Instead of letting him fade away, they kept stoking the anger of the audience in the hopes that he would go off the deep end and get back to producing content, which is now killing him.
I wonder what will happen to some of these once there's no more StutJo. Shuli will be totally fucked, Brennan and Karl will struggle (the saddest part being that Karl has plenty of other lolcows to choose from, such as Tom Myers and Paddy C Cups, but he's still too reliant on StutJo).

The only one I can see doing well in a post-StutJo world is El Horrible. He has a pretty solid rotation of lolcows, including obscure ones such as Tony Chase. He's also leaning quite heavily into BossMan Jack (a MATI/Tookie Soup crossover BMJ special would be kino... I'd love to see Null and Tookie together on a pod but I digress). Hopefully Shuli won't glom onto any of those and run them into the ground.
 
but he's still too reliant on StutJo)
I don't know how to say this without sounding like I'm sucking Karl's dick, but I think he'd be fine. The 8 ish months when John was gone from the internet proved it well enough with slight mentions and Karl even saying "some pictures have come out, he looks like he's doing much better off the internet" and Chad Zumock was quick to fill the void.
 
Checked the dabblers subreddit for updates. John claimed that he earned $106k a year from substitute teaching, plus benefits:

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There's apparently a database in California that you can check to verify stuff like this, of course he's full of shit:

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John is also deleting previous shows:

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Also did a 3am goodbye to the internet, of course he came back the same day:

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The lawsuit people are mentioning is almost too retarded to describe. John is planning on suing Vince the Lawyer, who will then be forced by John's lawsuit to sue Karl from WATP for claiming that VTL is mutteringJ, a twitter troll account. Yes, you read that correctly. I don't get it either.

Karl describes this nonsense at the start of this video:

 
A new photo of StutJo at work as a substitute teacher has emerged, and Shuli showed it on one of his recent streams.

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It appears as though StutJo and MutteringJ (alleged to be Vince the Lawyer) have bombarded YT with complaints against The Shuli Network in retaliation.

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He's apparently teaching at Fairfax High somewhere in CA. Nobody has posted the exact location, at least on reddit - probably because they don't want to get banned. I knew the standards for American's teachers was low, had no idea the shortage was this bad. John is filthy and reeks of shit (testimonies from people, even his friends that have met him irl), they're basically letting a homeless guy into the classroom.

John's already threatening the student that took that photo:

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Edit: A redditor did post a link to the schools website: https://www.fairfaxhs.org/
 
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He's apparently teaching at Fairfax High somewhere in CA. Nobody has posted the exact location, at least on reddit - probably because they don't want to get banned. I knew the standards for American's teachers was low, had no idea the shortage was this bad. John is filthy and reeks of shit (testimonies from people, even his friends that have met him irl), they're basically letting a homeless guy into the classroom.

John's already threatening the student that took that photo:

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Edit: A redditor did post a link to the schools website: https://www.fairfaxhs.org/
Someone's parents are getting a bunch of calls tonight.
 
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Dude must watch dsp. He's been breaking out all Phail's excuses lately.
 
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