Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Punished Neco]

Today I actually got to experience what Ratdad experiences every night of his life.
I accidentally dozed off whilst watching the stream and I was sleeping quite contently and then I'm awoken to the sound of "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!".

At least I then went to bed with the knowledge that our boy was up fat and no longer in debt, he didn't lose it all by the time I woke up next


Genuinely surprised Ratdad and BMJ don't argue more about the nighttime screaming though.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

That horse has seen some shit... I guess you could say he's... become so numb

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Austin is on some good crack... Joe Biden rant he opened his stream with. AND IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAMILIES, BROOOOO...

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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The Biden speech he starts off playing is so quiet so I turned my volume up 5x and then Austin cuts in and RIP my ears.

 

[eatler]

The Biden speech he starts off playing is so quiet so I turned my volume up 5x and then Austin cuts in and RIP my ears.

The duality of the bossman, do you listen to him on headphones and lose hearing in your older age? Or do you listen on speakers and have to explain to the people around you why you’re watching a 28 year old gambling addict?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Or do you listen on speakers and have to explain to the people around you why you’re watching a 28 year old gambling addict?

That's just an opportunity to create more BMJ followers.

 

[Billy Bong]

That horse has seen some shit... I guess you could say he's... become so numb
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How can you not love this guy?

 

[Kees H]

Austin just had a super cracked out Discord call accusing the janny Oxny and some other dude of being rats. I have no fucking idea what's going on here but posting it anyways.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Austin is on some good crack... Joe Biden rant he opened his stream with. AND IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAMILIES, BROOOOO...

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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lmfao there's something really hilarious and in-character for bossman that the clip he plays is one where I don't know what the fuck his point is. He could have played any of the infamous biden clips from "Brew beer here" to "don't mess with the arosifgjaoifj america!" but instead picks one where biden is fairly lucidly talking about his vax push.

Is bossman a based science denier on the vax?

 

[Kees H]

If this is acting and not just pure crack paranoia, I'll put my mortgage on Keno Calling out BigChungyTV here, someone in his chat.

 

[eatler]

If this is acting and not just pure crack retardation, I'll put my mortgage on Keno

Bossmanjack is a “crack” crisis actor hired by the CIA to stream on kick as an advertisement for poor white Americans to play on their site.

 

[Juhlonduss]

@Blackstar posted this in Keno Chat and it's just too good not to share.

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Look at our boy Trapper, doing his absolute best to repair the BMJ-inflicted holes in the wall and keeping the rats out. What a good boy.

That's one of mine. I've been meaning to do a dump of the AI Trappers I've generated for a while, Bing is a big Trapper fan.

Spoiler: AI Trapper Gallery

I... I think I have a problem.

 

[Sneeds]

If you wonder what kind of people don’t like bossman it’s animes (saw this autism in the Mati archive comments)

 

[Crooked 16th]

I just watched this dude lose 24k in a minute now this is an amazing lolcow

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

so Bossman made it to around 20K 24K, but quickly dropped to 4K
he got a lucky save and boosted back up to 19K
less than a minute later he dips below 1 bandski and ends stream abruptly

https://kick.com/bossmanjack?clip=clip_01HS328F499KF04BVCJEC8X5Q1

 

[degengambalar]

Hands down the greatest bmj run of all time. He gets donated $2000 by Fathacker and proceeds to hit big on keno and dork units. These are the final moments as he hits $23,000, loses it all, gets it all back, then proceeds to really lose it all in minutes.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman turns on his newest juicer, FatHacker, thinking that he is either a stake employee or Evil Eddie himself
FatHacker juiced him a few thousand tonight that allowed Bossman to get that 23K, and he was upset Bossman lost it so quick
top to bottom, left to right

 

[Juhlonduss]

The entire stream leading up to that loss was great, he starts the stream off with a 35 minute long unhinged paranoid rant against Stake and mentions having a better offer from a competing online casino in the wings. There's kino moments throughout that entire VOD, our boy was on a different level tonight.
Kick VOD
Odysee backup

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

This stream was quite a hell of a ride. That 3k+ slot was quite crazy. And then the 3k roulette spins. I was really hoping he'd bank it. Oh well.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Hands down the greatest bmj run of all time. He gets donated $2000 by Fathacker and proceeds to hit big on keno and dork units. These are the final moments as he hits $23,000, loses it all, gets it all back, then proceeds to really lose it all in minutes.
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That's gonna be a youtube video tomorrow

Even when losing 20 thousand dollars, rats are still one of the main things on his mind. Classic.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

I have been to a casino thrice in my life and I walked out with more money in my pocket than I entered with thrice, Bossman has taught me that I did everything right. You really, really need to quit when you are ahead!