Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Enjoy our poison soaked treated wood pallet chairs, Airbnb child
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Judge Holden said:
"kinda drafty but no real complaints"
"NOCHILD THIS IS SIMPLY A DELUSION, YOU DITHERED ON WHETHER TO CHOOSE MY HALF HOUSE AND THUS YOUR LIFE IS NOW FORFEIT. TWAS UNSEASONABLY WARM DUE TO THE BUILDUP OF MELANATED GAS OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO YOU ARE SIMPLY INSANE TO SAY IT WAS COLD IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER. ENJOY AIRBNB PRISON STALKER CHILD."
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The fact that he apparently records his guests is creepy. Or is that just me?
 
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While this latest nugget of fat lore has tickled me and tickled me true, I cant help but wonder.....why exactly would a pig who is so apparently terrified of a derranged stalker terrorist cult that has been IRL gangstalking him and scrawling fatrick in his handwriting on his property while dressed in a realistic fatrick suit decide to publicly open up his half-home for complete strangers to inhabit as an airbnb?
 
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So how come none of those customers at their airbnb complained about the swattings?
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This guy is so bad at life holy shit

but did we know that he was renting the half hovel on airbnb

how does it take the world's most notorious group of stalker childs fucking years to find this and vickers shit

we laggin, bros
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We have more cows to watch. It's easier to watch one compared to watching a whole herd.
 
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Pat Fried Rice said:
some third-world shithole, like San Francisco.
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As someone born and bred in a third-world shithole, I resent that comparison, good sir.
Maude Snew said:
mouth keeps making that noise and he can't afford to look into that.
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Mouth... can't afford... are we talking about Pat or Shane "Homeless Dental Plan" Nokes? So many weird lying angry fattys in the Patverse, I don't know who's the topic half the time.
An automatic clown said:
OnA guys found Patrick's Airbnb
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Aaaah... When the Pests discover a new, untouched mining deposit of pure swine salt... the potential is infinite!

These are the days when this thread brings a smile to my face like few other things do, for I know the next few weeks will be filled with nothing but the purest of childish joy!

Edit: ninjaed by @An automatic clown . But it took like what, 4 minutes? Lol I love those guys.
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