Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Kirtto said:
How much one wanna bet that one of the pests will rent his Airbnb at some point?
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Honestly, as much comedy potential as this would have its effectively a dead end since it would literally just be paying pat $500+ for the privilege of either being bored as hell in buttfuck nowhere Milwaukee for five days minimum, or doing some ween trashing of the half-joint which would then allow fat to be reimbursed by airbnb and then have actual legal grounds to sue them in a case he would actually win

Like even if it was calibrated perfectly for the hypothetical guest troll just to nitpick everything while unsubtly patposting in communications to him in order to drive him into a piggish frenzy while ensuring he did nothing against airbnb terms of service, it would still be way too much effort and cost for what would inevitably be a suckass experience

Also here is the latest chapter in the WHY US saga
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He want's $134 a night for that shit? LOL yeah no thanks. I'd spend an extra $5 and stay at the Marriott downtown if I ever had to visit that shit hole. Pretty sure my discount works at any Marriott Hotel.
Also, is the reason why he gets so upset with Dan because Dan owns more sinks? Each hovel only has two it seems.
 
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Ya know....now that I think about it

Fatrick now knows we and other fatposters know about the airbnb

Fatrick has already proven himself to be rather paranoid at the best of times

Fatrick also has an amusing record of flinging furious accusations at extremely confused randos

Maybe the Five Nights at Fatricks that will cause the most amusement will be the one he imagines, and which drives him to ever more IRL mania...maybe fatposters could occasionally drop vague hints of being in the area around the time of year he rents the half-house while making oblique references to shit that is easily seen on the airbnb gallery
 
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Hey, what's that? That, over there!
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Get closer.

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I said CLOSER, Goddamnit!

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... Oh...OH NO! You guys!

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Thoughts and Prayers.

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"And that's just for the regular guests!
If you're part of our "6-year Superfan Rewards Program", we guarantee a response within 1.43 seconds!
Heck, we'll even throw in a "even from behind blocks" special response rate, just for you!"
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Hey, what's that? That, over there!
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Get closer.

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I said CLOSER, Goddamnit!

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... Oh...OH NO! You guys!

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Thoughts and Prayers.
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apparently it would cost nearly a grand for Five Nights At Patrick's. Fuck that shit! Does Milwaukee even have anything there of any worth to make such stay fun? Like fuck, if I want a Piggy to come after me I could just buy FNAF Help Wanted 2 for like a tenner from a reseller and I don't have to worry about the smell and screams of niggers all night.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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>Customer leaves glowing review of the half hovel but mentions the mattresses show signs of heavy jigaboo-on-nikkki usage and she couldnt find an extension cord
>Fatrick furiously NOCHILDS her and oinks about how wrong she is about everything
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She gives him 5 stars and mild criticism (that could help inform other guests) and he still has to correcT the record and be a total cunt :story: Surprised this wasn't found sooner, but I love that's there always new content I haven't seen to laugh at, old and new.

Anyway, some oinks. Again Mike didn't even tag or refer to him, and he still tells him to enjoy prison
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
apparently it would cost nearly a grand for Five Nights At Patrick's. Fuck that shit! Does Milwaukee even have anything there of any worth to make such stay fun? Like fuck, if I want a Piggy to come after me I could just buy FNAF Help Wanted 2 for like a tenner from a reseller and I don't have to worry about the smell and screams of niggers all night.
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I circled where most of the fun stuff is in downtown Milwaukee. Notice how its all very far away from his house. Good thing parking in an urban environment is very easy
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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I circled where most of the fun stuff is in downtown Milwaukee. Notice how its all very far away from his house. Good thing parking in an urban environment is very easy
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I tend to walk everywhere, how many niggers would I have to see walking from his place to downtown? Or are they all up in Nikki's bedroom so I don't have to see them on the streets?
That's also a larger penis than Patrick's, he must be feeling bad right about now.
 
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Kirtto said:
How much one wanna bet that one of the pests will rent his Airbnb at some point?
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It's like this fat retard actually sat down trying to figure out the best way to get fucked with.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
apparently it would cost nearly a grand for Five Nights At Patrick's.
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Five Nights at Fatty's, featuring Fatrick Fatbear.
 
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