Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

how the fuck did it take this long to find this listing? pestbros? it is fucking hilarious and very on-brand that he feels the need to respond to everything here too. and of course he accuses a proud black woman of trying to scam him.
The pests were incredulous about this failure as well and it is extremely obvious in hindsight
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If you're going to rent the other half of the hovel, don't damage it (at least until Quasi gets his grubby paws on it). Buy a bunch of these babies and scatter them around the hovel. Put them in his books, in the fridge, between seat cushions- anywhere and everywhere.

Go on, click the link. You'll understand when you see.
Just print out his tweets about rape and his charges for threatening to kill his wife and child. Leave those in the room where people will find them. More than enough.
 
Opened up xitter and the fat is boiling tonight
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Clearly the 24 hours or so he missed hurt him worse than me given how hard hes making up for lost time. have to hit the scroll wheel like two dozen times to reach the "1 hour ago" mark
Do you think he copy and pastes the replies or does he type them out every time?
 
I hope any who visits brings a black light to the Airbnb. Be sure to buy a watermelon and some fried chicken as a piece offering for any negro's visiting. I've seen bulls become quite territorial.
Nobody should do this at least not from here but if one of the fancy lads felt like it, they should definitely get some Luminol along with the UV flashlight to see if there are any suspicious splatter patterns.
 
Fucking talk me out of it.
I'm certain you can find the .epub somewhere out there for free. Also if you want to give Quasi money he'd probably prefer it direct over buying Pat's book.

Edit: Yeah Anna's Archive has all his books' .epubs.

Edit 2 Boogaloo: Nigga what is this book and is this the same Pat Tomlinson? If it's his why have I never seen it brought up?
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I'm more surprised his reviews don't complain about the pepperoni smell that pervades the entire building.

Can see how the airbnb wasn’t found, it's not like you can type in an exact address in airbnb and Patrick doesn't seem like the type to let randos near him.
And he seems more like the type to let people come in to serve him because he "deserves it ". He's that arrogant.
 
lol he’ll never know a moments peace again after this discovery. Every guest will be a potential stalker and I’d imagine the vetting will drive him crazy until he does something stupid and chimps out at a rando, who will report him because why the fuck is this dude telling me I’m going to prison? For such a tiny faucet he sure does got a lot of balls running an air b&b under his circumstances.
 
I am not renting out my half-hovel, child. I am graciously allowing outsiders to see how the pepperoni is made, so to speak. I am charging for that as I have many things I'm into, child. Nnnno child, the bottom half does not smell like nigger farts. This is why you are currently enjoying prison. Nnnno child, I do not sound like my overbearing child psychologist mother. Nnnnno child I do noT, I simply. Do. NoT. That is your delusion. You have been instructed many times to stop comparing me and my fat tits to Mommy.
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