America First 1299 - February 27, 2024
Monologue is about the Democratic primary uncommitted protest vote in Michigan.
- 0:21:35 -- Show starts
- 0:30:10 -- Nick says he was going to do a Rumble stream today, but "it didn't materialize" because he was busy "mapping the Talmudic network" until 6 AM last night.
- 1:11:30 -- Nick says he will skip the second story of the night and go to superchats. People in chat complain that he's only been live for 45 minutes. Nick goes "all right, all right," and starts to introduce the second story, but changes his mind again. He promises he will do a Rumble stream tomorrow to make up for it. "I already kind of committed to doing the super chats. You know what, I already committed. I regret committing, but you know what, I've already sent it. I already sent it, so I think it's time to just, you know what, we just kind of have to do it now. Sorry. I already committed. Now we have to go there. Okay. Yeah, I am going to Jew you tonight. I'm going to Jew you tonight on the content a little bit." -Nick
- 1:16:35 -- Nick says Dave Chappelle personally hates him. Kanye West told him this personally. In February or March 2023, Nick, Dave Chappelle, and another guy were "workshopping" Kanye's apology to the Jews, and Nick takes credit for a version of the apology. "I was like well, you know, you can maybe clarify it without apologizing. You know, without saying the words, 'I'm sorry.' And without walking it back. He was like 'Okay, let's do that then.' So I wrote it, he loved it. And then like a month later, he's like, 'I'm not apologizing. They want me to apologize, I'm not doing it.' And so we totally scrapped it." -Nick
- 1:31:30 -- Superchatter says he loves the show, but he'd love even more to watch the show "when scheduled." He says Vince and Glenn have mentioned Nick's "routine tardiness," and asks Nick, "Is there something we can do to help achieve this shared goal?" Nick tells the superchatter to kill himself.
- 1:38:10 -- Nick complains about superchatters giving him "patronizing bullshit" about the show being late. He says he's different than "wagie people" who drive to work and eat reheated pizza and go to the gym and have sex with their mid wives. "So, but I live a different life than you. I'm a free spirit, I'm in the air. I'm like the air, I'm formless. I'm formless, I'm effervescent, I'm, you know, I'm all over." -Nick
- 1:42:50 -- Superchatter "Pocket groyper" sends $200
- 1:55:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick which face he would replace on Mount Rushmore. Nick says he would remove Jefferson and replace him with Trump.
- 2:03:15 -- Superchatter says Nick should have chosen to remove Lincoln from Mount Rushmore, because he "destroyed the South and killed a generation of white men." Nick says he picked Jefferson as bait, and jokes that he's raping the superchatter. "Yeah, I got you. You're so easy. Do you know how easy you are? It's because of what you were wearing. I just rape you. I just rape you. I just take you by the back of the neck and I just take you out back and I just fucking take what I want from you because you're so easy." -Nick
- 2:07:55 -- Superchatter says he started watching Nick's show in 7th grade, and now he's old. Nick predictably cries about how he's almost 26. "Oh my gosh, dude, I'm gonna be 26. I'm gonna be 30! Dude, I don't want to be 30. I'm too young. That can't happen to me." -Nick
- 2:09:50 -- Superchatter "Groyper man" says it's his last superchat of the night. "Thank God. Yeah, good riddance. Finally. Thank you for that. Okay, all right. This is like, 'No, no don't go! No, stop, please! No! What will I do without your $3 bullshit superchats that suck and piss me off every day? No, stay! I'll read them!'" -Nick
America First 1300 - February 28, 2024
Monologue is about an Illinois judge ruling that Donald Trump cannot appear on the 2024 presidential ballot, and two Supreme Court cases related to tech censorship.
- 0:20:35 -- Show starts
- 1:32:45 -- Superchats
- 1:36:45 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he'd run for office, and if so, which position would he aim for. "I don't know what I'd do, okay? Maybe." -Nick
- (That's it, nothing happened this episode....)
America First 1301 - February 29, 2024
Monologue is about the potential for war between Israel and Lebanon.
- 0:51:05 -- Show starts
- 1:05:45 -- Nick says he's starving; all he ate today were two empanadas, "nothing else, no side." "I'm kind of pissed off. Kind of like, not in the mood to do anything other than have dinner. But that's okay. I'll soldier on." -Nick
- 1:51:10 -- Superchats
- 1:51:35 -- Superchatter asks Nick, "What about giving some takes on historical issues?" like 9/11, Mel Gibson, and Sedevacantism. Nick hates when people tell him what to do, including his parents. "Everyone's always got ideas. You should do this. You should do that. It's like my parents. Every time I hang out with my parents, it's always, 'You should do this. Did you do this? Did you do that? You should...' It's like, can I just, can I just live without people trying to tell me what I should do? Oh, another fucking bright idea!" -Nick
- 2:08:25 -- Superchatter says he was happy to see Christian Wagner's positive take on Nick. Nick says Wagner "had some nice things to say about [him]," and says he doesn't mind criticism so long as it's fair. He seethes about "unfair" attacks from haters. "People don't come and say, 'Oh, I wish you were more mature.' They say things like, 'You're a fucking fed, and you're gay, and you're short, and you're a fucking spic, and you're a grifter, and you're a liar, and you're short, and you're fucking genetic freak because you're an in vitro baby, and you're a terrible boss, you don't pay your staff, and you lie about this, and your audience is fake, and Milo has the tapes, and Louis Theroux has the tapes, and everyone has the tapes, and you're being blackmailed, but it's like... basically they think I'm the devil."-Nick
- 2:10:50 -- "Man, I got a taste for cookies right now..." -Nick
- 2:10:55 -- Nick adds some more connections to his A Beautiful Mind-style conspiracy board. "And then I gotta link Kevin Spacey to, of course, Jeffrey Epstein. And I have to link him to, bracket, Bill Clinton. And I have to link Jeffrey Epstein to Eric Weinstein, right? And then I have to link Eric Weinstein to who? Of course, Peter Thiel, naturally..." -Nick
- 2:14:55 -- Nick says AFF is opening intern applications soon.
- 2:16:50 -- Nick explains how Saurabh Sharma of American Moment is connected with prominent Jewish Zionists; American Moment is allegedly finding staff for Trump's second term. "That's why the groypers gotta infiltrate the Trump administration, because otherwise, Curtis Yarvin's gonna be running it. Super-Jew Curtis Yarvin, who hates the goyim, is gonna be running the show." -Nick
- 2:18:55 -- Superchatter says his son and his son's friends want Nick's mustache back, as "they reckon [Nick] looks like a young handsome Omni Man with it." Nick says he's been thinking about growing it back. "I think I might bring it back. Gives me a little character, because I'm, it makes me look real Italian I think. Okay, yeah, maybe I'll bring it back." -Nick
America First 1302 - March 4, 2024
Monologue is about the Atlantic article "The Golden Age of American Jews Is Ending," and the Supreme Court ruling that blocks states from removing Donald Trump from the ballot on 14th Amendment grounds.
- 0:27:20 -- Show starts
- 0:38:40 -- Nick gloats over Church Militant shutting down. He alternates between expressing sympathy for Michael Voris, seething about Voris disavowing him, saying Voris was a good guy when they met in person, and calling Voris a "girl." "I don't want to gloat too much about it, but it, it is a little bit of a shame to see what happened to him, but you know what? That's what happens when you don't cultivate loyalty. It was a coup. And I mean, he was obviously in many ways a hypocrite and doing inappropriate things. But I think he's a good guy." -Nick
- 1:33:40 -- Superchats
- 1:42:35 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thinks of cold plunge therapy. Nick says he doesn't know much about it, but it must have benefits because athletes do it. He rants about how diets and health fads are bullshit and real athletes just take steroids (I swear, this is like the fifth time he's done this rant). He says only ugly men talk about weightlifting; "hot guys" (such as Timothy Chalamet, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Ryan Gosling) were "born better than us" and can get women effortlessly. He says "the blackpill is real," but he's found "the whitepill that runs through the blackpill" because he loves life and doesn't care about sex and accepts that happiness is a lie. Someone in chat calls him gay for talking about hot guys and he tells them to kill themselves.
- 1:50:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he's disgusted when a grown men complains about/hates his father. Nick says yes, that is repulsive to him, though he can't relate because he had "a great relationship with [his] father always." He rambles for a few minutes about how oversharing is a feminine trait, and how decorum is important because "on some level, everyone hates everyone else."
- 1:59:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thinks of Dune 2. Nick says he loved the movie, but he hated Zendaya's character because she didn't want to worship the male protagonist. "I'm so sick of women that are like that. Women must obey their man. Women must submit to their man. Women must worship their man. (...) [Women are] the weaker, penetrated partner. But they want to go into this, they want to be seduced into this with their arms folded. Like, 'Okay, but yeah, I don't really like you.' It's like, bitch, I'm bigger than you. And I'm about to be in you. You don't want to submit to me? Are you fucking kidding me?" -Nick
- 2:26:40 -- Superchatter complains that the show is late (it was 8 hours late today). Nick flips off the superchatter and tells him to kill himself.
- 2:27:05 -- Superchatter says he had a mandatory seminar about "decolonizing the college curriculum" last week, and he "easily and loudly eviscerated the anti-white agenda with cogent arguments." Nick mocks the superchatter with a retard voice. "Shut the fuck up. You didn't do fucking shit. That never even happened." -Nick
- 2:27:40 -- Nick says he's in the mood for McDonald's after the show. He admits that he's abandoned his meal kit diet: he buys meal kits, but he keeps eating fast food anyway. He can't resist fried chicken and fries and ice cream. He floats the "radical notion" that he could live on a single meal of ice cream every day, but "everyone told [him] that was ridiculous." "So, um, so I had two hot dogs for dinner last night instead. So, it is what it is." -Nick
- 2:31:05 -- Superchatter says it's his 28th birthday. Nick grimaces and says "yikes." He wishes the superchatter a happy birthday, and briefly sulks about being almost 26, then tries to distract himself from existential dread by seething about his TikTok nemesis (see episode 1211). The TikTok nemesis lives a completely inoffensive, normal life, not dissimilar from Nick's life in many ways, but Nick hates him so much he wants to gouge his eyes out. (This coping mechanism is 100% healthy and Christian btw.)
- 2:37:25 -- Superchatter says Nick mentioned a "fairly comprehensive documentary style film" a while ago, and asks if Nick has updates on that. "Dude, shut up. Leave me alone. Who are you? What are you, my boss? 'Any update on that?' Get the fuck away from me." -Nick
America First 1303 - March 6, 2024
Monologue is about Nikki Haley dropping out of the Republican primary.
- 0:38:40 -- Show starts
- 0:43:25 -- Nick says he's really hungry. He's been having stomach issues recently, "almost throwing up but not quite."
- 1:43:10 -- Superchats
- 1:43:35 -- Superchatter says you're either genetically handsome or ugly, and if you're ugly you're better off self-immolating like Aaron Bushnell. Nick says "even if you're ugly, you can still live a good life," because the Bible says "blessed are the ugly losers." "Good news for all of us, right? Good news for all of us bottom... bottom feeder, depth groveler, you know, lowly, disgusting groypers. Cause we're closer. All those beautiful people, they're being given to worldliness." -Nick
- 1:46:00 -- Superchatter says a person can eat whatever they want as long as they keep their caloric intake to a 6-hour window, so Nick could theoretically eat ice cream every day. Nick says he wishes he could. He loves "the simple pleasure of ice cream and a cheeseburger." He says everyone (i.e. his fans who offer him diet advice) wants to "cut [his] head off" for liking junk food and refusing to exercise. "It's like, you know what, you fucking faggot? These people, they don't understand. Every one of you, you're out there, you're... cooming, dumping coom in disgusting sluts, and drinking alcohol, living normal lives, being stupid. Being fucking stupid. (...) It's very feminine. What's a woman want to take food out of your mouth? 'Don't eat.' They hate to see a king eat!" -Nick
- 1:50:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick what career he would have pursued in another timeline. Nick says he would probably be a criminal on drugs, or dead in a ditch somewhere. He doesn't think he could hold down a real job, because he's "extremely stubborn and defiant, no self control, extremely obsessive, anti-social." "I think it would be extremely difficult for me to ever live a normal life because of my personality flaws." -Nick
- 1:53:55 -- Superchatter asks if there's a collab with Cheesur and Sneako coming up. Nick says there will be a collab with Cheesur on Friday. "I don't know about Sneako. I think he's been trying to avoid me lately, which is fine. You know, he's trying to do his thing, but I think it might just be me and Cheesur." -Nick
- 1:59:00 -- "I'm the negro of Rumble. There's a, there is a white section and there is a groyper section. You know, it's like the Green Book. We're like the Green Book, and I'm like Don Shirley, but I'm not gay like Don Shirley, but I'm like the Don Shirley. Jon Miller's giving Don Shirley because he plays the piano and he's black." -Nick
- 2:04:10 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he had a favorite superhero growing up. Nick says he was really into Iron Man. "I've literally thought about Iron Man 2 every week for the past 15 years of my life. Like, no joke. It just lives in my head rent free every week." -Nick
- 2:06:30 -- Superchatter says McDonald's is bringing back the McRib and the Shamrock shake. Nick says that sounds good and checks DoorDash on his phone. "I love McDonald's. McDonald's is my favorite restaurant. My first love, bruh. Yeah, I love it. Sue me. You got a problem with that? 'Oh, but that's not grilled chicken and rice! ...Whatever." -Nick
America First 1304 - March 8, 2024
Monologue is about Candace Owens going after Rabbi Shmuley Boteach on Twitter.
- 0:22:50 -- Show starts
- 0:26:20 -- Nick shows off his Minions t-shirt. "Here pretty late, it's like 4 AM basically. But you know, and it's casual Friday, you can be casually late. It doesn't matter what time you start, because it's casual Friday. So there's really no rules."-Nick
- 0:27:45 -- Nick announces a collaboration with Cheesur on Sunday. "I think Sneako might be joining us, which is exciting. I haven't talked to him in a minute. But that'll be Sunday." -Nick
- 0:55:20 -- Nick says he understands Nicki Minaj stan Twitter now because he loved Candace Owens' tweet so much. "I'm finally understanding, you know, there's this culture around like Nicki Minaj where like, women and gay guys that are like, 'Oh my gosh, Nicki Minaj!' Like, you know, they're stans or whatever on Nicki Minaj, Cardi B. I always hated that shit. But now Candace Owens, I'm seeing Candace Owens tweet Rabbi Shmuley and say, 'FILTH!' I'm like, when's your concert? I wanna buy tickets. (...) Me saying this is probably really bad for her, by the way. I probably should be keeping this to myself, but I have to stan." -Nick
- 1:17:15 -- Superchats
- 1:18:00 -- Superchatter says "Break down the barriers and disregard the police." "Classic. Quotes you can hear. Break down the barriers!" -Nick
- 1:18:10 -- Superchatter says the movement should be called "Vatican First." He says "America First" is misleading unless it means America should be "the first major nation to resume complete submission to the Vicar of Christ." "No, you're, you don't get it. You're dumb and gay and I hate you." -Nick
- 1:24:35 -- Superchatter asks Nick where his LEGO Star Wars: The Clone Wars collection is. Nick says it's in storage. He says "honestly," the LEGO thing is cringe. He suddenly bursts out laughing at himself for saying this in a Minions t-shirt.
- 1:30:10 -- Nick says when he was in high school, he took caddying training at the La Grange Country Club. ("That was like the big thing in my community growing up, was if you were a caddy at the local country club." -Nick) He got the job, showed up the first day, and didn't get picked (there was a first-come, first-serve list system), so he rage quit and never came back. His friend was "the biggest brown-noser you've ever met in your life" and got the caddy scholarship. "The guy was a total goof, but I decided at an early age, like, I'm doing my own thing. When I was 14, I was like, I'm not carrying your bags. So that's why I said the other day that I could never, that I would never have a real job." -Nick
- 1:33:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick if the proposed seaport corridor to Gaza will lead to "USS Liberty Part 2, Electric Boogalo." "Kill yourself immediately." -Nick
- 1:33:35 -- Superchatter says, "I'm just a nigga trying to help my people and love my God. Thanks Nick, great show." Nick says he hates the "false earnestness." "[goofy voice] 'Oh, I'm just trying to help my people and love God! Huh!' It's like, okay. What are you, a baby?" -Nick
- 1:34:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick what "the YE24 economic strategy" was. Nick says there was no YE24 economic strategy; they never got that far. "We were too busy rewriting the Constitution and, you know, doing all kinds of other stuff." -Nick
