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Is this what you're talking about? I think there's two of these but this is the funnier one. Think they're unlisted on the Yootoobz because of Patrick flagging them or something.
HITTING THE GYM
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Like 6 or 7 pages in and no one has corrected the record on how AirBNB will do all they can to wriggle out of paying for a goddamn thing if a pest decides to leave an upper decker in the unit or something
First of all, homeowners insurance policies generally do not cover short term rentals (like AirBNB, VRBO, etc), even with a DP policy in place. Those are situational as well, in order for his royal Fatness to be covered he'd need (generally, big city) either a business policy or a fat rider on his current policy (if his provider even allows it on a place in the ghetto)
You would think that Insurance Superagent Fatprick would know this but you cannot convince me that he'd have any idea of what to do to change his policy or to add anything else he should have
In the event that he somehow remembered how to do this (or did the smart thing and had a third party agent handle it for him) then he'd still need to face down the AirBNB Host Guarantee gauntlet, which requires him to autistically, ruthlessly adhere to every single tenet or risk them denying his claims and refusing to honor any agreements made
There's a long list of exclusions and refusals in said policy, such as damage caused by guests not included in the booking (or even pets not listed), damage to communal areas, injury or property damage to guests "or others", cleaning, and other stuff they have in the real fine print. The best part is that its not technically a policy that Fatprick paid on, so he's not specifically named on it and thus there's no recourse for him if AirBNB denies his claim, which it can do for any reason
Basically he's like thousands (millions) of other small time DIY landlords who try to make a quick buck without fully protecting themselves, at least in those other cases the landlords are little old ladies or military members deployed overseas, not retards who should know better if they did even a little bit of research or, you know, asked somebody
ETA: I forgot the absolute best part, which is that AirBNB is one of those big corporations that wields the "fuck you sue me" hammer with heavy prejudice. Because its not technically an insurance policy the Host Guarantee is not governed by the same rules as an insurance policy and thus they can freely choose when to deny a claim, as previously stated, but I've seen them do so in defiance of their own stated guarantee, adopting the "lol you won't sue pussy" stance in doing so. They can do so because they're right, most small time DIYs don't have the fat swinging nuts to do so and risk fuckin with high powered corporate lawyers. I'm sure Fat would try though, so I'm looking forward to it lol
First of all, homeowners insurance policies generally do not cover short term rentals (like AirBNB, VRBO, etc), even with a DP policy in place. Those are situational as well, in order for his royal Fatness to be covered he'd need (generally, big city) either a business policy or a fat rider on his current policy (if his provider even allows it on a place in the ghetto)
You would think that Insurance Superagent Fatprick would know this but you cannot convince me that he'd have any idea of what to do to change his policy or to add anything else he should have
(like an umbrella policy)
In the event that he somehow remembered how to do this (or did the smart thing and had a third party agent handle it for him) then he'd still need to face down the AirBNB Host Guarantee gauntlet, which requires him to autistically, ruthlessly adhere to every single tenet or risk them denying his claims and refusing to honor any agreements made
There's a long list of exclusions and refusals in said policy, such as damage caused by guests not included in the booking (or even pets not listed), damage to communal areas, injury or property damage to guests "or others", cleaning, and other stuff they have in the real fine print. The best part is that its not technically a policy that Fatprick paid on, so he's not specifically named on it and thus there's no recourse for him if AirBNB denies his claim, which it can do for any reason
Basically he's like thousands (millions) of other small time DIY landlords who try to make a quick buck without fully protecting themselves, at least in those other cases the landlords are little old ladies or military members deployed overseas, not retards who should know better if they did even a little bit of research or, you know, asked somebody
ETA: I forgot the absolute best part, which is that AirBNB is one of those big corporations that wields the "fuck you sue me" hammer with heavy prejudice. Because its not technically an insurance policy the Host Guarantee is not governed by the same rules as an insurance policy and thus they can freely choose when to deny a claim, as previously stated, but I've seen them do so in defiance of their own stated guarantee, adopting the "lol you won't sue pussy" stance in doing so. They can do so because they're right, most small time DIYs don't have the fat swinging nuts to do so and risk fuckin with high powered corporate lawyers. I'm sure Fat would try though, so I'm looking forward to it lol
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It should at least be noted on his bnb ad "oh by the way you might get murdered by cops" is this just an attempt to get someone killed so his lawsuit has more legs? Is Fat Rick a potential attempted murderer???
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I'm sure Patrick will be a gentleman and let his guest hide in the big deep hole he has in the basement. He might even give them some lotion. They'll be safe. What a dear he is.It should at least be noted on his bnb ad "oh by the way you might get murdered by cops" is this just an attempt to get someone killed so his lawsuit has more legs? Is Fat Rick a potential attempted murderer???
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Except he probably is pest hunting so there is no guise, and whatever women he catches on camera are just a bonus.
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No, he's kidnapped and ground many Negro children into pepperoni.It should at least be noted on his bnb ad "oh by the way you might get murdered by cops" is this just an attempt to get someone killed so his lawsuit has more legs? Is Fat Rick a potential attempted murderer???
Incel Death Note
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Well that's not a nice thing to call Niki
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Fatrick's negative reviews of guests that other hosts liked seemed kinda odd to me and then I found this,
Is this fat fuck trying to (allegedly) scam Airbnb and tarnish the good names of his guests?
Is this fat fuck trying to (allegedly) scam Airbnb and tarnish the good names of his guests?
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No OnA baby children, this is not my AirBNB. Enjoy prison, stalker baby girls.
No child, I have never shit on my reviewers, or even make it look like a shithole. Enjoy prison, stalker child.
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This man is just completely incapable of taking any form of criticism, even with a 5 star review. He really is mentally ill.
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Is it to pay Quasi or is at an attempt to lure in new materials for pepperoni?
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Love that he just went ahead and confirmed to all the atalker childs texting him that he's doing this.
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What an asinine, ignorant question, little baby child. Patrick has never paid a single dime to Quasi, let alone try to make money to do so. He doesn't owe Quasi one red cent, sweetie child.
Enjoy your stay at the Air Bn'Hovel, stalker.
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I don't think I could sleep with the constant sounds of grinding, children screaming and some dude with a very effiminate saying "no child" , coming from the basement. at least not for that price.
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Just in time for St. Fatrick's Day
James done did it
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Nah I think he's just getting shitty guests because he advertises the place as having no cleaning fee.
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More likely terminally online and a lardass that is stunted in emotional growth really fucking bad that makes him a laughable fatty fatass wigger that would fight against his a-logs until death takes him apart from the internet like a true and honest Internet Tough Guy! We will enjoy prison like stalker children Fatrick frames us as.
Fatrick the greedy retarded lardass Leprecaun is pretty funny to imagine. Happy Fatrick's Day! Let us feast on the lardass' pot of food and booze.
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Imagine staying for a night and waking up to a screaming Fatrick while police pull him out of the house. I wonder how many stars you get for a stay like that?
I don't wish it upon him but one can only wonder about the colorful characters that will ascend onto the house now, doing awful things to it in the process.
I don't wish it upon him but one can only wonder about the colorful characters that will ascend onto the house now, doing awful things to it in the process.
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Earlier this week AirBnb decided to ban the use of security cameras indoors
I'm surprised Patrick hasn't been losing it over this change in policy but he seems more focused on the stalker childs on Xitter.