Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Thing that immediately stuck out to me was during that Jashonda review he mentioned "after reviewing our cameras".

I can see this stupid motherfucker hiding cameras all over that BNB and spying on his female guests under the guise of pest hunting.
"No child I did not see you undress and get down to your panties".

"I'll sue you for slander for I did not jack off to you getting undressed."

"You must be a stalker child to notice that camera in the mirror."
 
He's a giant pussy who starts crying in terror when some nerd like Nadolski shows up at his bar.

I mean no insult to Nadolski but he is not a terribly intimidating person.
who are you kidding BDA is a fucking monster, let's not even talk about Dan "Zyklon-D" Mullen. Guy's clearly a skinhead, probably in the Aryan Brotherhood. He needed one of those cops he hates to hold his hand when he left the courtroom lest his lightning quick reflexes inadvertently drew his glock and dispatched the stalkers.
 
Maybe "enjoy prison" was never meant to be an admonishment. Maybe it's the tagline for his Air BNB.

Looking for a weekend getaway? Want to feel like you're trapped in a cell surrounded by criminals and drug addicts, but don't want to commit any crimes? There's no better place than the ghettos of Milwaukee. Come to Patrick's, and delight in an authentic jailed experience without adding to your rap sheet!

Patrick's: Enjoy Prison.™​

It was a marketing campaign all along.

Has somebody done Enjoy: Prison in the Coca-Cola font yet?

Here's a shitty attempt.

enjoy prison.png
 
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>be me
>literally me
>visit Milwaukee and need a place to stay
>get a reservation at Fatricks Bnb
>just do my stuff and go sightseeing
>days go by, just use the house to sleep
>do literally nothing wrong
>time to leave, I call a taxi
>say goodbye to Patrick, even tip him for the stay
>he follows me up to the street, we chit chat a bit
>before I get into the taxi, I freeze
>"goodbye stalker child, enjoy your pepperoni"
Yeah but he'll have your name, access to some sort of personal information, and be able to fuck with you. It sounds like a fun thing to do but I wouldn't want to invite this kind of psychopath into my life just to have a moment of laughter. He seems like he would go out of his way to annoy you and try and ruin your life.
 
Wouldn't they notice their clothes were torn?

You know. . .because he's FAT?
It's probably happened before, so now he only wears the clothing of really fat women. Y'know, like how Buffalo Bill needed a fat woman so he'd fit into the skin of his womansuit.
Yeah but he'll have your name, access to some sort of personal information, and be able to fuck with you. It sounds like a fun thing to do but I wouldn't want to invite this kind of psychopath into my life just to have a moment of laughter. He seems like he would go out of his way to annoy you and try and ruin your life.
He'd manage to fuck that up, too. Incompetomlinson, uh, finds a way.
 
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>Customer leaves glowing review of the half hovel but mentions the mattresses show signs of heavy jigaboo-on-nikkki usage and she couldnt find an extension cord
>Fatrick furiously NOCHILDS her and oinks about how wrong she is about everything

So comment he is leaving both to the nigger, and to this lady, if reported to Airbnb, they will suspend it for a bit. Sad thing is that their complaints are valid. My friend works for AIRBNB as a Resolution 2 specialist (basically a babysitter with a title. She says that if either person called in to complain, or say that listing didn't match the picture posted, she would have to call the host on another line, and then tell them that since nothing matches, they could suspend or remove the listing, and the guest will get a refund. I have no doubt that if fatfuckchildstalkerface called in to Airbnb, his unwarranted self importance and entitlement/woe is me victim complex, the person he speaks to would no doubt be called child over and over (honestly if I had to work for Airbnb, and he called in and reached me, as soon as he starts to argue and ridicule me I would just release the call. The best thing though, is that you can leave a review for dickface and there's not a single gold thing he can do about it because Airbnb is on the gueats side.
 
I mean no insult to Nadolski but he is not a terribly intimidating person.
I mean, the guy goes about 6'3" and has linebacker shoulders. Not like his biceps were popping seams off of his suit jacket, but personally, I wouldn't wanna fuck with him if I didn't have to.

If it had been Nadolski filming pink-shirt-Pat's sweetie security squad at Worldcon, Patty wouldn't have dared say a single word.
 
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Like, my nigga, space that shit out.
He's ruining his chances. He's going to blow his wad and end up getting October Surprised by some inferior lolcow.
I mean, the guy goes about 6'3" and has linebacker shoulders. Not like his biceps were popping seams off of his suit jacket, but personally, I wouldn't wanna fuck with him if I didn't have to.
He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy who will just suddenly start beating your ass without you even doing anything to him.

I didn't say he looks like a bitch who I'd just walk up to and start smacking him for giggles, not that I do that to anyone anyway.
 
He's ruining his chances. He's going to blow his wad and end up getting October Surprised by some inferior lolcow.

He just doesn't seem like the kind of guy who will just suddenly start beating your ass without you even doing anything to him.

I didn't say he looks like a bitch who I'd just walk up to and start smacking him for giggles, not that I do that to anyone anyway.
Don't worry, we have election season guaranteed for the end of the year. The lowcow of the year is his, this shall be the year of the pig
 
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