Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's ruining his chances. He's going to blow his wad and end up getting October Surprised by some inferior lolcow.

At that point we stop the steal, and petition null directly to create a Fatrick Ass Tomplibson lifetime achievement award.

This AIRBNB and the swatting timings are probably the first actionable evidence that he swats himself.

 

[Glowie]

The fact that he apparently records his guests is creepy. Or is that just me?

Patrick has to child and sue his guests, it's a source of income.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm confused, so was Pat swatting himself or just lying about them or both?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

'You can't even maintain custody of your child, child' always makes me crack up, such a great line

My favorite is: PERVERT ALERT

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm confused, so was Pat swatting himself or just lying about them or both?

A decent number of wellness checks are documented in the thread from the police blotter. And we have video of at least one

And none happened when a guest was at the bnb. Interesting.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Thing that immediately stuck out to me was during that Jashonda review he mentioned "after reviewing our cameras".

I can see this stupid motherfucker hiding cameras all over that BNB and spying on his female guests under the guise of pest hunting.

When there's an article about a woman at an AirBnB in Milwaukee finding a hidden camera inside or around the toilet we'll know who it is immediately.

Extra hijinks will ensue if the woman involved is a minor.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

What's the odds that this retarded piggard has guest wifi sharing a network with all his personal devices?

On a completely unrelated note for purely academic interest, here is a publicly available list of default keyspaces for most common home-user WiFi routers:

https://hashcat.net/forum/thread-6170.html

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Extra hijinks will ensue if the woman involved is a minor

I am not going to enjoy the Pat prison arc, stalker child.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

This fucking Philosemite always bragged about how he was successful to.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

local archive of the pictures in case the AirBnB listing is taken down

Spoiler: Image dump

 

[Post Reply]

I can only imagine the knot of cold dread that settled in Patrick's stomach when he got the first text message referencing the AirBnB. He's slaving away like Juanita the hotel maid, scraping up dog vomit and washing his guests' used bedsheets in order to pay Quasi. And now his blood enemies know all about it. He'll never live it down.

I don't have any AirBnB content, but here is Pat complaining on Twitter about a so-called cheat code for getting accounts un-suspended.


Also, on a whim I searched for Patrick Tomlinson on Reddit just to peruse some of his old AMAs. Ran across this description of an unpublished novel and his intent to write a capeshit comedy. Sounds dreadful.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Nice half dishwasher to go with the half hovel.

I see some things clearly on the first floor and something clearly up near the roof.

Are we sure the FFWBT is even in residence anywhere?

 

[Kane Lives]

Too far

Agreed. What should be done is taking a hardcover copy of the better written version of Tiny Tim and "accidentally" leave it on the table for Fatrick to find. There's even a non-zero chance of the pig xeeting furiously about this and making himself look even more buffoonish in the process.

 

[AnOminous]

He's slaving away like Juanita the hotel maid, scraping up dog vomit and washing his guests' used bedsheets in order to pay Quasi.

Don't forget mopping up the jizz from the homosexual trysts that always occur in these places. Actually since it's Rick he almost certainly just LICKS up the jizz.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I still can't believe this fat pig talks EXACTLY the same way he writes online. What a little bitch, how can anyone take this fat little piggy seriously when he sounds like a retarded child half the time?

 

[AnOminous]

I still can't believe this fat pig talks EXACTLY the same way he writes online. What a little bitch, how can anyone take this fat little piggy seriously when he sounds like a retarded child half the time?

A retarded and EXTREMELY GAY child, lisping incessantly. The waves of effeminate homosexuality that radiate off this so-called man when he talks are beyond belief.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

A retarded and EXTREMELY GAY child, lisping incessantly. The waves of effeminate homosexuality that radiate off this so-called man when he talks are beyond belief.

Fun fact: faggots aren’t born with the gay lisp - they take it on as advertising to make it known what they’re available for.

 

[skunt]

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Nice half dishwasher to go with the half hovel.

what the fuck. Are these things common in america or is it a poor thing? why would a dishwasher need WHEELS?
it's the saddest looking appliance i've ever seen

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Please please tell me jashonda retaliated in full

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Too far

Maybe but no-one would actually do that.