Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Troon_Patrol]

OMG. I'd feel sorry for this useless fuck if he didn't scream at the top of his lungs at all the people laughing at him that they are all going to pay for laughing at him.


OK, I am 100% convinced he is swatting himself, running an AirBnB out of a house with police pointing shields at you every week?! Where you barely escape with your life do to the stalkers?!? Jesus Christ the fucker is dumb. Just when I think he cannot be doing something even dumber than before. It's been said already he will never get a night of sleep for the rest of his life running an AirBnB out of that place ever again. Every single person who rents from this day forward he will suspect of literally anything bad faith humanly possible. Every single time a guest looks at him funny, every odd noise, every time something is slightly off in the rental he will lose his mother fucking mind trying to find out if there are hidden cameras, shit hidden in the walls, his wifi being hacked and his devices being exploited. I don't know what the fuck this guy was thinking. He must surely be 100% broke, no money and Nikki's mom is demanding he pay her back for the Quasi loan and now he's cleaning dog vomit and changing sheets in his own home for strangers to pay her back. I'd probably kill myself if that was my life.

Spoiler: I am not advocating doing any of this.

When you open up your home to strangers the things that they can do unsupervised in 24 hours will astound you. I think I mentioned I have a background in physical security. Someone could hide a remote access router in his home, wire it into the electrical in the walls and they'd have the luxery of spending endless hours brute forcing his wifi anytime they felt like having a go at it. They'd have access to anything he ever connected, twitter, bank accounts everything. They could install remote audio/video recording devices that would be impossible to find. I am not advocating any of this. This shit creeps me the fuck out honestly. This is why I will never Air BnB my home. What in the fuck was he thinking? They honestly did him a huge favor letting him know they know. Imagine some psychopath lolcow who hates Pat creeping into the other half of the home at night? Jesus H fuck, that creeps me out.

*Clears throat*

"No stalker child, I am not renting out my mother in laws home to pay my legal debts. Only losers with no job and money do things like that"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

what the fuck. Are these things common in america or is it a poor thing? why would a dishwasher need WHEELS?
it's the saddest looking appliance i've ever seen

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It’s for older homes usually; they’re designed to wheel next to the sink and connect to an old style faucet that has a hose bib connection on it.

Very poor person tbh and also lame and gay because he has the room - I suspect it’s not plumbed and you do have to wheel it.

Behold and suffer:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Danby-18-in-White-Electronic-Portable-Dishwasher-with-4-Cycles-with-8-Place-Settings-Capacity-DDW1805EWP/311959703

 

[AnOminous]

He must surely be 100% broke, no money and Nikki's mom is demanding he pay her back for the Quasi loan and now he's cleaning dog vomit and changing sheets in his own home for strangers to pay her back.

He still owes Quasi tens of thousands of dollars that continues to rack up interest.

Imagine his sheer incredibly fat tard rage at owing a guy he hates tens of thousands of dollars after already paying him tens of thousands of dollars and he doesn't even know the guy's name. He's getting anonymously ass-raped by an Internet detractor. Every waking moment of his life must be pure seething.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

For maximum laughs Fatrick must end up renting to one of his actual stalkers. That would be legendary.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

what the fuck. Are these things common in america or is it a poor thing? why would a dishwasher need WHEELS?
it's the saddest looking appliance i've ever seen

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It's a portable unit. Also makes it easier to put the hoses on and slide back under the counter. You have to move these to the sink so you can use the tap from it.

It’s for older homes usually; they’re designed to wheel next to the sink and connect to an old style faucet that has a hose bib connection on it.

Very poor person tbh and also lame and gay because he has the room - I suspect it’s not plumbed and you do have to wheel it.

Behold and suffer:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Danby-18-in-White-Electronic-Portable-Dishwasher-with-4-Cycles-with-8-Place-Settings-Capacity-DDW1805EWP/311959703

For video instructions. I hated these but handy for large RVs

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Is it just his piggish stupidity to increase his online footprint and the access of trolls or is it all part of his pathology where he needs to be in conflict at all times?

The best troll will stay there, do nothing wrong, and yet make sure pat knows. You don't have to shit in the floorboards or anything like that. Pat will rip that place apart looking for kgb snooping devices

then he'll file many police reports against the person- lacking any evidence- so it could still be a headache.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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>Customer leaves glowing review of the half hovel but mentions the mattresses show signs of heavy jigaboo-on-nikkki usage and she couldnt find an extension cord
>Fatrick furiously NOCHILDS her and oinks about how wrong she is about everything

I know I shouldn't be surprised at how Fat Rick just has to correct the record on every single thing. But seeing the way he treats every bit of constructive criticism as a personal attack is still a little surreal. Like I know he owes a bunch of legal fees to Quasi, but that duplex is still his primary source of income (Lord knows he's not making it with his books). He should at least scrape up a little something for the mattress.

 

[Glowie]

What's the odds that this retarded piggard has guest wifi sharing a network with all his personal devices?

On a completely unrelated note for purely academic interest, here is a publicly available list of default keyspaces for most common home-user WiFi routers:

https://hashcat.net/forum/thread-6170.html

You're assuming that he is capable of connecting mobile devices to his network over bulk buying data plans and have micro SIM cards inserted in all of his devices in bulk. It's far more likely for Fatrick to have cameras installed with wiring, so he could play mallcop inside his pigpen.

I don't know much about privacy laws in United States, from what I gather filming people in their private places breaches various privacy laws. Those who are more in the know about privacy laws, please correct me.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

It's far more likely for Fatrick to have cameras installed with wiring, so he could play mallcop inside his pigpen.

I don't know much about privacy laws in United States, from what I gather filming people in their private places breaches various privacy laws. Those who are more in the know about privacy laws, please correct me.

If his wiring skills are anything like his fence building skills I wouldn't be surprised if everything on the NVR is wifi based. Most people don't realize how wide open that can leave you to attacks because most people are not Pat and don't make careers out of daring fate to dryfuck you in the ass.

I'm no attorney but generally any place that has implied privacy like a home with a door you are expected to not record without consent.

 

[Glowie]

If his wiring skills are anything like his fence building skills I wouldn't be surprised if everything on the NVR is wifi based. Most people don't realize how wide open that can leave you to attacks because most people are not Pat and don't make careers out of daring fate to dryfuck you in the ass.

Fatrick is leaving his network without proper security, because that would cost money to get hold of a security expert to fix his network attack proof if actions of his alogs are any indication any type of weakness in the network will be abused by a child stalker who would proceed to tell the resident that Fatrick could look at them without their consent at any given time, any kind of implied intimacy goes out the window when a obsessive fat fuck like Piggy controls the camera, in fact there have been few instances where a white hat hacker troll blackmailers, peeping toms and voyeurs.
I pity the poor bastard that rents Patrick's BnB and trusts him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's a testament to Patrick that after all these years that the "Enjoy Prison" copypasta still makes me burst into paralyzing laughter.

It blows me away that this guy is supposed to be an author? And all he can do is copypaste the same stupid 'enjoy prison, stalker' crap no matter what he's replying to? Imagine if it were Stephen King getting dragged on social media, each reply would be unique and funny/brutal to the point no one would dare rag on him after a while. Fatrick is boring.

 

[Kirtto]

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Rules for thee not for me.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The funniest part is he put this up without any intention of us finding out.

Like, nigga, how long has this been going on? Of course we would find out.

 

[Cuckoman]

Ya know....now that I think about it

Fatrick now knows we and other fatposters know about the airbnb

Fatrick has already proven himself to be rather paranoid at the best of times

Fatrick also has an amusing record of flinging furious accusations at extremely confused randos

Maybe the Five Nights at Fatricks that will cause the most amusement will be the one he imagines, and which drives him to ever more IRL mania...maybe fatposters could occasionally drop vague hints of being in the area around the time of year he rents the half-house while making oblique references to shit that is easily seen on the airbnb gallery

I am just waiting for the detractors to trick Fatrick into believeing that they are in fact the guests that are checked in right now.
And Fatrick responds by going downstairs and beating up an innocent guest.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It fucking mystifies me how the most belligerent man on the planet went in the hospitality industry and has mostly good reviews.
Imagine the debates with him if you want an extra blanket or when the toilet is already clogged when you move in.
"Shhhh, guest-child."

 

[Kulee Baba]

The best troll will stay there, do nothing wrong, and yet make sure pat knows. You don't have to shit in the floorboards or anything like that. Pat will rip that place apart looking for kgb snooping devices

I’m just wondering what happens if an obvious troll stays for the night. I’ve only stayed in two AirBnB’s and I never saw the owner, because I think AirBnBs are mostly psuedo hotels managed by a service company. To think this fool could stay calm while having one of the STALKERS in his humble abode is crazy. What would Patrick do if a guest took off their jacket and they were wearing an OnA T-Shirt? Would they be a troll, most likely but that wouldn’t be grounds to cancel an BnB stay.

I don’t even think you can kick someone out after the day of reservation. Such an arrangement is miserable from the start, how humiliating that you’re sleeping upstairs and you got weirdos fucking in your home’s master bedroom?

 

[HahaYes]

Imagine the debates with him if you want an extra blanket or when the toilet is already clogged when you move in.

You will live with the clogged shitter, guest child, for your stay is already over. Enjoy sewage.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The funniest part is he put this up without any intention of us finding out.

Like, nigga, how long has this been going on? Of course we would find out.

To be clear, it was OnA who found out and then it was posted here.

It fucking mystifies me how the most belligerent man on the planet went in the hospitality industry and has mostly good reviews.
Imagine the debates with him if you want an extra blanket or when the toilet is already clogged when you move in.
"Shhhh, guest-child."

Except he still decides to attack said good reviewers because of slight criticism. He only accepts people sucking up to him.

 

[Blindeye]

It's interesting how, despite his loud and brash oinking, Fatrick successfully kept Pork Squealer and the airbnb secret for quite a while before they were discovered, makes me wonder what other things he's into, so to speak. (Besides the pepperoni business, of course)