Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Annealing Crater said:
It's very clearly an Indian AI voiceover on the video as well. Is there any independent evidence that Cog's wife actually exists?
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That's a very good question. Although faking an Indian wife has to be the most pathetic thing there is. It's worse than calling a hooker your "gf" because you paid for the GFE package. Another Ralph W. This L is going to be something if Ralph's Law continues to follow the pattern.
 
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Nah, he would NEVER. the theater kid would NEVER.
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here is his mod trez silverback or whatever.
 
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As much as I love Cog getting felted, I’m gonna have to say I don’t believe that he literally did hand drag for this cooking video.

The only reason to do that would be if his wife wanted nothing to do with the cooking video but then she did do the voiceover, unless we are also insinuating that Cog can do a fucking fantastic, female, Indian voice.

It’s more realistic that they just live in a shitty tiny British social housing “flat in’it bruv” and they have absolutely no room because the kitchen is assumably in shambles so they’re probably just shoulder to shoulder and cog is the one filming because his wife is scared by technology like she’s scared of flushing toilets.

And as others have pointed out, Cog is so lazy I doubt he even washed his hands let alone did his nails so he could… prove his wife can cook a curry? I mean I don’t think anyone here was doubting her ability to do that.

If the voiceover was like an obviously just AI voiceover, I may believe that cog was cogssdressing but his wife was obviously involved.
 
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Cog may or may not be trooning out, but he actually posted this photo as a flex. Cog eats complete slop served to him on a prison lunch tray.
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Cog lies about owning a home and is still claiming that Dan lives in his own house despite absolutely incontrovertible evidence. So I certainly wouldn’t put it past him to have been faking the #CogWife.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
As much as I love Cog getting felted, I’m gonna have to say I don’t believe that he literally did hand drag for this cooking video.

The only reason to do that would be if his wife wanted nothing to do with the cooking video but then she did do the voiceover, unless we are also insinuating that Cog can do a fucking fantastic, female, Indian voice.
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
If the voiceover was like an obviously just AI voiceover, I may believe that cog was cogssdressing but his wife was obviously involved.
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The voiceover IS obviously AI, and Cog himself explicitly says in the video that its text-to-speech before the voiceover starts.
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At 0:28 seconds "So let's cue the Indian music and the Indian text to speech."

Do we need to add hand- and voice-blindness to the autism diagnosis charts?
 
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Annealing Crater said:
It's very clearly an Indian AI voiceover on the video as well. Is there any independent evidence that Cog's wife actually exists?

Edit: Watching the full video, he does say its text to speech. Seems unnecessary if you actually have a live street-shitter contributing their fecal microbiota to family meal.
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
That's a very good question. Although faking an Indian wife has to be the most pathetic thing there is. It's worse than calling a hooker your "gf" because you paid for the GFE package. Another Ralph W. This L is going to be something if Ralph's Law continues to follow the pattern.
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I've said it before I don't believe Cog is married. There is no wife. This wife is most likely Dan's wife and Cog is LARPing as her hubby to not come off as a more pathetic fucking loser than he already is. When some people claim, like The Vickers to have seen his "wedding photos". I think that they are just seeing picture of him at an Indian wedding, not his actual wedding. I mean Dan is white trash enough that maybe he married his poojeet years after knocking her up, finally making an honest woman out of her. Cog could of just taken a picture with the bride and it dawned in his brain that he could lie about it and seem like less of a loser to the internet. Just like he lies about living in a 2 bedroom townhouse with 4 other people. Just with Dan, his wife and kid you are almost asshole to elbows in there. To add Cog and his wife as well would just be horrible conditions.

I have no doubt that hand is a femoid hand. Just isn't Cog's wife's hand. It's Dan's wife's hand. Cog is such a narcissist fag that he would be trying to show his bitch off like she is a prize. Even IF she is a disgusting cow. That is how delusional he is, which tells me that the odds that it is Dan's woman is much much higher. He has shown of all his other women, why not this one? Also why not show off this house as well? He showed us his old shithole. If Cog is paying $5000 a month for a mortgage that place is probably a mansion. You are telling me Cog wouldn't flex a tour of this massive home? He can't show us because he is asshole to elbows with Dan, Dan's wife and Dan's kid in a 2 bedroom.

As for that ring. What a cheap piece of shit that is. That engagement ring and wedding band MAYBE cost 750 to 1000 and the major cost of that would be the metal, not the gems. I can almost bet it isn't platinum, but silver and cheap silver. Those gemstones are probably CZ.
 
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Yeah, that's 100% his reflection.
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See the hat and you can also see the glasses, that's him.
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What is so funny. He zoomed in so much because he is so worried that people might get some information to dox something in his mind. Only to zoom in enough to get a clear image of his face bumbling around the cooking pan like Joe Biden looking for the exit off of a stage. He is probably so hungry wonder when Dan's wife is going to be done so he can finally eat from his prison cafeteria tray while she shoos him away.
 
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