Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Balldo's Gate said:
I thought this must be fake but it is somehow real what the fuck :story:

Here is where Cog gets caught. A hand with fake nails places down a lid on a cooking pot, and clear as day Cog himself is in the reflection.

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This is the hand showing the ingredients off. This is before he puts on the fake nails.

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This appears to be a very similar looking set of hands but now with fake nails on!

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Those nails need a fill badly. Not to mention that is one white pajeet if it were true.
The hands never lie.
 
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Null said:
Curry people fucking reek. Unbelievable, terrible smelling people. Just the thought of living with one fills me with rage. Their food looks like literal shit. Fuck India.
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I had to sit behind a bunch of sweaty Indians during church and they smelled. Also, they clog up IT and can't say no.
 
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Daddy's Little Kitten said:
I have a question: why?
Is he trying to flex he has a curry wife? Who would even be seething at that?
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Unironically he might be trying to go
>see, ralph child? I can hold onto MY stinky poo wife :smug:
 
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DumbDude43 said:
if he had simply stopped posting, he would have simply remained "that guy who beat up ralph in portugal"
now instead he is "that guy who is so much of a lonely virgin that he made up an imaginary wife to impress strangers on the internet"
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Is he more or less pathetic than Peter Coffin and his doll-wife?
 
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Why is the fake nail on his thumb so short? The ones on the other fingers look like they fit. Did he run out of thumb-sized acrylics?

Edit: Wait a minute, I'm wrong, all the nails are like that, probably to look "stylish" while fake-lengthening with normal length acrylics.

But why put on acrylics halfway through cooking?

Null said:
Curry people fucking reek. Unbelievable, terrible smelling people. Just the thought of living with one fills me with rage. Their food looks like literal shit. Fuck India.
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I'm gonna go against the grain and say curry is tasty, but the key to not smelling like a pajeet is to cook and eat it only very sparingly, or preferably, go somewhere else like a restaurant where that place can get the curry-cooking stink. But still only eat it very sparingly.
 
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