Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Feldgrau]

I'm starting to wonder if this lady has any idea how retarded and irresponsible it is of her cuck husband to involve his family in sektur bullshit.
Challenging people to dox you rarely backfires right?

 

[Blight]

So both Dan and Cog´s wives are sitting around in the same room as Cog as he is streaming?
is he occupying the living room?
do they have to listen to his hours long daily snoozefest?
I guess if Cog and Dan got slum brides, they are used to living like this

 

[Nate Higgers]

I was waiting to see how soon he would be claiming to have Akchully epikly troll’d his hadurs after waking up.

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“Your claims aren’t factually accurate, I can get a note from my physician! It woz my blood pressure medication, it’s all the bloody NHS’ fault!”

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Nails look scuffed asf but those are a woman's hands.

But she is either brown or a tulpa though. Those hands are neither brown or imaginary

 

[bile demon]

This is so obviously Cog, you can even see his dumb goatee in the reflection

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Now lets not rush to conclusions, the presence of a beard does not decrease the likelihood of the person in the reflection being an Indian woman whatsoever.

 

[Rungle]

This is some Norman Bates type of shit.

 

[pork and beans]

yeah or Buffalo bill LMAO

 

[PauperVita]

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I'm starting to wonder if this lady has any idea how retarded and irresponsible it is of her cuck husband to involve his family in sektur bullshit.
Challenging people to dox you rarely backfires right?

Ok so far i have not bought into the cog trooning out story but this reads PRECISELY like Cog.

 

[Franz Joseph]

As much as I enjoy viewing the dumpster fire that is Ethan Ralph, one of the worst things to come from it is we end up getting irrelevant leeches like COG.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

What is cog's worst ( best ) moment? I am new to this A-Log but this is also a hell of a way to introduce me.

 

[MadStan]

Is no one going mention cogs ghetto stove top?
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Can you imagine what a nightmare is must be under that foil? Since the foil is so clean he must of put it down for the stream to cover the filth. It's the same logic as painting the floor black rather then just cleaning it.

When cooking Indian; the stains take no prisoners. A vindaloo is actually a type of paint for exterior temples that Indians found lasts for centuries and lo and behold, tastes decent and also cleans out anything from your bowels better than muriatic acid.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Male ring fingers are almost always longer than their index finger, unlike female ring fingers which are shorter than their index finger, this is due to testosterone. Even if we couldn't see his face, it's an easy tell

You can also use this method to find out who the really sneaky troons are

That's not really true:

The studies build on subtle differences. Although the finger ratio is usually smaller in men, the gap between the sexes is small. In the BBC internet study, average right-hand values for men and women were 0.984 and 0.994, respectively. Moreover, the distributions for the two sexes overlap, and the average ratios vary widely depending on subjects' geographical origins and ethnic backgrounds.

There's some evidence that lesbians have longer ring fingers but even that is somewhat sketchy. It's definitely not a reliable method of discerning male/female. You can usually do that just by looking at the huge man-mitts and the rest of their body.

 

[DHugo]

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I'm starting to wonder if this lady has any idea how retarded and irresponsible it is of her cuck husband to involve his family in sektur bullshit.
Challenging people to dox you rarely backfires right?

New Season of Gunt Hunt?

 

[RollerGator]

If you're pretending to be your wife at least take off your stupid looking newsies cap.

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Here comes that faggot to suck any and all humor out of this.

 

[Yamamura]

I have a question: why?
Is he trying to flex he has a curry wife? Who would even be seething at that?

Sometimes when people lie while bragging they usually pick something that at least SEEMS like it could be grounded in reality in order to not attract doubt.

For example if I were to brag about having a car I wouldn't say I own a Bugatti or some shit like that because no one would believe that. If I were to say I own a Hyundai no one would think twice about it. It may even be better than my current situation of not actually owning a car at all.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Imaging faking you have a wife to desperately prove the the Sektur (of all people) that you are better than Ethan Ralph, of all people.

Go outside, touch grass, and have some self esteem for once in your pathetic life!

 

[RollerGator]

Cogs reflection

 

[Xenomorph]

What is it with retards and trying to make cringe cooking videos.

They have to prove how alpha they are having their Mommy Wife take care of em.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Ya see, mister Cog... There's just a few small things that bother me. Now I don't claim to be a worldly, knowledgeable man such as yourself, but I'm certainly not ignorant. The first issue I have is... the skin color of the hands in this video. Now, I was under the impression that – and I don't mean this in any sort of derogatory way – that Indian folk have darker skin on average, right? But the hands in the video have very light skin. Now what sort of Indian person would have a skin colour like that?... Well, it's just a small detail anyways, no need to worry over it.
...Oh, I almost forgot, there's one other thing. Now if you were to look at this frame of the video here... do you see that reflection, mister Cog? Again, I'm not too knowledgeable about the Indians, but somehow I don't think their women walk around with such luscious beards. Maybe you could explain that to me, sir?

 

[PauperVita]

What is cog's worst ( best ) moment? I am new to this A-Log but this is also a hell of a way to introduce me.

Vomiting all over himself, getting cucked on christmas eve, getting catfished by drama queen and talking to her kids on the phone because he wanted to be their stepfather…so many from which to choose.