Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[I call shenanigans]

That’s literally not the policy and that family did not lose their seat to a deathfat.

The article you quoted is merely theorising what MIGHT have happened. The woman proved she paid full price for those three seats (not standby), even if the airline fucked up later rescheduling their flights. If you read it fully, right near the end the author asks the reader for other theories. The airline told her that she was being punted from the flight because of Person of Size (width) policy, and that was clear from the recording she made.

There are many fat activists videos that talk about NOT needing to book a second (or third) seat with Southwest. That the fatty can preboard and just ask for the reserved seat notice to place on the seat next to them. If the fatty has to book an extra seat or two, then they have to pay for them, and wait until after the flight to claim their refund from the airline. That’s going to seriously eat into their travel budget. Not everyone has the funds to do that. What happens to other passengers when fatties take up extra unpaid for seats, doesn’t bother the fatty. They are virtually guaranteed their seats on the flight, so no skin off their noses.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The article you quoted is merely theorising what MIGHT have happened.

This all just makes me more and more excited for C+J's Great House-Leaving of 2024; whatever happens, they're going to have to interact with strangers, both employees and civilians, over and over again, for days. It's a walk to the gallows on J's part, but it's still so much more interesting than sitting in one place all day, preaching to the choir. In fact, I'm going to go to bed early so Mastectomy Day comes sooner!

 

[beautiful person]

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On one hand, the physical activity is good for Juliana. On the other hand, a deathly obese pooner isn't going to provide the same work efficiency as a semi-fit young man/actual "boy".

Idk who the other person is.

 

[Fully Erect]

Corissa IG:
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J IG:
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Jesus Christ that’s a lot of words for “I’m a lazy fat cow”.

 

[stupid frog]

On one hand, the physical activity is good for Juliana. On the other hand, a deathly obese pooner isn't going to provide the same work efficiency as a semi-fit young man/actual "boy".

Idk who the other person is.

Which other person, because there is one behind Corissa as well.

I think she's paying them...

 

[beautiful person]

Which other person, because there is one behind Corissa as well.

I think she's paying them...

Tbh, I didn't notice the person behind Corissa because her face is such a jumpscare to me.

The way she phrased it made me think these were all people she knows. But that doesn't mean she isn't paying them, I guess.

 

[expert legos]

I truly love Corissa's disdain for her followers. Within a 24 hour span she posted not once, but twice lecturing them for telling her dumb shit she doesn't care about (sunscreen and Kacey Musgraves). And don't get me wrong, I too would look down on a bunch of 50-year old obese housewives lapping up my every word if what I REALLY wanted was to be a beauty influencer. She must be clenching her jaw throughout fat camp trying not to be repulsed by these style-deficient lame-os.

Anyway, at this point, I think Corissa is genuinely less attractive than 90% of the sad sacks who follow her, which is probably one more reason she's getting more grouchy and aggressive by the day.

 

[Constellationzero]

I truly love Corissa's disdain for her followers. Within a 24 hour span she posted not once, but twice lecturing them for telling her dumb shit she doesn't care about (sunscreen and Kacey Musgraves). And don't get me wrong, I too would look down on a bunch of 50-year old obese housewives lapping up my every word if what I REALLY wanted was to be a beauty influencer. She must be clenching her jaw throughout fat camp trying not to be repulsed by these style-deficient lame-os.

Anyway, at this point, I think Corissa is genuinely less attractive than 90% of the sad sacks who follow her, which is probably one more reason she's getting more grouchy and aggressive by the day.

And she, no doubt, smells a lot worse too.

She showed her disdain real well at Fatass Camp by buying Wommart snax and not even bothering to take the chips out of the bags.

These people paid for this.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Now I'm wondering: if their gate is too far for them to walk to/from, would Corissa and J even fit in one of those airport carts? Would the engine of it just burn out from lugging the combined weight of them and the driver?

 

[UncleTusky]

Now I'm wondering: if their gate is too far for them to walk to/from, would Corissa and J even fit in one of those airport carts? Would the engine of it just burn out from lugging the combined weight of them and the driver?

There is a distinct possibility: search results for airport carts specifically came up empty but a search for golf carts (which are reasonably similar imo) listed an upper limit of 1,200 pounds (source).

C&J, their luggage, and the driver probably have a combined weight higher than that and the strain on the cart will probably be greater than a typical 1,200 pound load since it will all be concentrated in two passengers rather than spread across 5- plus people.

Your question brings something else to my mind - even if the airport does have deathfat-rated carts, could C & J fit? The seats on those things tend to be large but I'm not sure they are big enough for a 500-pound passenger, much less two of them.

edit to add: Many carts have a back-facing seat at the rear (so there are no constraints on seat length, only width) which could be used to accommodate a deathfat . . . assuming the deathfat doesn't have balance/stability issues. I choose to believe C&J have those and don't realize it because the image of them slipping off the cart and flailing on their back like a turtle brings a smile to my face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

would Corissa and J even fit in one of those airport carts? Would the engine of it just burn out from lugging the combined weight of them and the driver?

These are all the questions I'm asking, too! Maybe I've got the 'tism, but these people in crop tops banging on about the intellectual/philosophical structure of fatphobia are all saying the same thing--or they're saying the same thing until I lose interest.

I want to watch how they have these alleged comfy fat travels in the world of objective reality, where chairs and berths do not change shape in front of you, no matter how many articles you cite videos you reblog. Material culture, that once naturally revered the mother goddess, has been made into a servitor cyborg by capitalism... so specifically what do you pack in your travel bag? Do you have a hookup for extra-long seatbelt extenders? Some DIY pad that makes two seats become one without an area that could cause a pressure sore? How do you deal with getting to the bathroom once the plane is in the air? What is the plan for DVT prophylaxis post-op? How do you plan for when your helper is also obese? Did you rent a commode or is magical thinking going to get you in and out of the bathroom?

Everyone be sure to remind me how excited I was when this all falls through and Corissa poses in more loungewear.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa posted their fat chihuahua with no teeth.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Flight sperging: I lowkey hope for some kind of really public debacle and press for Southwest and this stupid policy. The woman who got bumped with the kids was a problem, and I hope a worse-seeming situation brings to light problems with the POS policy. Like what happened with that doctor dragged off the United flight.

Maybe Corissa and J’s need for all that extra free space will even cause it! Something that might actually cause a problem and policy change would be something like if a need for an extra seat were to cause hardship on a family. Something like causing them to miss a funeral or causing someone with a disability to be further injured/stressed/melt down due to lack of space. Like it or not, autism is on the rise, and most such people hate being touched, and being forcibly bumped is also a sudden change someone with a disability or real mental health problem would have trouble with.

Give me top hats, but I feel extra seats for free or refund should be the go-to option for people with actual disabilities they did not cause, or injuries. probably require a medical note to weed out munchies and fakers, but it would be better and likely decrease public freakouts and air rage incidents.

C & J aren’t disabled. They are fat.

 

[LonesomeDud]

C & J aren’t disabled. They are fat.

They are so fat they are disabled by it. What you mean is that it's their fault they're disabled.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Honest to goodness, I didn’t realize this was Corissa at first. I guess it really is true that couples eventually look like each other.

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Holy shit Corissa looks terrible.

 

[xivnuhranx]

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Dog sperg, but even the best cared-for small dogs will likely lose many of their teeth when they are very old. Small dogs have dental problems more than larger breeds. It's not necessarily a sign of neglect. However, I imagine Corissa and J call their dog over to lick up any crumbs or food they drop since they're too fat to bend over to clean the floor. This would cause dental decay to happen much faster, given their high-sugar diet. The strange way this dog is carrying his fat (towards the front on the chest) is unlike anything I've ever seen though. Usually they get pot bellies and fat around their waists.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Honest to goodness, I didn’t realize this was Corissa at first. I guess it really is true that couples eventually look like each other.

Holy shit Corissa looks terrible.

Dude, you are not wrong.



What a cunt. She's also too lazy to fix her pretend nose ring.

 

[OttoWest]

Someone remind me please. A few years back J and Coco went to Atlanta for some fat influencer convention, where the gruesome twosome spent much of their stay farting out in their hotel room because they were too tired/fat to actually get out and see the city.

I remember there was some airport drama then too— did Coco need the cart? Atlanta’s airport is notoriously enormous with dozens of gates and even regular people end up having to hustle to get through it.

Anyone else recall this?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Small dogs have dental problems more than larger breeds. It's not necessarily a sign of neglect.

Agreed. But that the dog, especially at that age, is still as fat as he is? I consider that a sign of neglect. Yes he was a lot fatter when Corissa got him back from her troon ex, and he's slimmed down a bit, but it's obviously not due to any effort on Corissa's part.

I remember there was some airport drama then too— did Coco need the cart?

She ended up nearly collapsing when they arrived in ATL, after weebling through the terminal to the taxi/Uber stand, so on the return trip she was "brave," and requested a wheelchair after standing in a 20-minute line at security proved to be too much. Juliana then pushed her to the gate, a feat she's never going to repeat.

I couldn't find the original posts about the incident at first because they're image posts in the general FA thread, but here they are from August 2019: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fat-acceptance-movement-fat-girlcows.2042/post-5974661

 

[UncleTusky]

Someone remind me please. A few years back J and Coco went to Atlanta for some fat influencer convention, where the gruesome twosome spent much of their stay farting out in their hotel room because they were too tired/fat to actually get out and see the city.

I remember there was some airport drama then too— did Coco need the cart? Atlanta’s airport is notoriously enormous with dozens of gates and even regular people end up having to hustle to get through it.

Anyone else recall this?

It is in the OP - Corissa became too winded to walk + or - when she got to the Uber pickup area, and on the way back she became drenched in sweat + had a racing heartbeat after ~twenty minutes of standing in line at the security checkpoint.

Edit to add: Ninja'd. One other thing to add is that C&J might end up connecting through Denver on their trip out to San Francisco, and from what I remember that airport is even larger than Atlanta (not in terms of passenger volume or square footage, just in terms of how much walking one has to do between gates).