Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Null]

His tongue is sharp enough to cut diamonds, like damn son.

That's why moms love him

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's why moms love him

Moms love him, Ratdads hate him. Absolute menace.

 

[Kees H]

What the fuck is that sweat line on his shirt? Is he sweating that much just sitting there?

He was tweaking hard in all of the spergouts he had before, he worked himself up so much he was sweating like a pig (oh, and crack).

 

[The Punished Mitch]

He was tweaking hard in all of the spergouts he had before, he worked himself up so much he was sweating like a pig (oh, and crack).

Completely cracked out, supposedly tonight he's getting a new deal either from stake or some other scam platform. I can't wait

 

[Heydrich]

That door has just been sitting there for weeks now, hasn't it?

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

That door has just been sitting there for weeks now, hasn't it?

They brought it in February 18th, so a month

 

[eatler]

That door has just been sitting there for weeks now, hasn't it?

It’s probably a conundrum for the family, on one hand you would get some sound proofing when jack is screaming his head off. On the other it will inevitably get punched out, which I’m surprised it hasn’t already.

They brought it in February 18th, so a month

Wow I’m surprised it lasted this long even being grounded.

 

[AnOminous]

Austin gets felted here, and goes on another insane rant about how Stake is fucking with him and how he has betted 10.7M USD and it's unfair he keeps losing.

Fun fact, using 10 squares on high risk means the combination of hitting 0, 1, 2, and 3 squares (that is to say losing it all) is about 80.3%.

So this means the odds of missing 5 times in a row are about 1 in 3. The odds of missing 9 times in a row is about 1 in 9. And even a ridiculously bad streak like missing 20 in a row is about 1.24%. In other words, play as much as BMJ does and you're going to see streaks like this and even worse on a fairly routine basis.

Source for numbers:

 

[Spodermon]

That door has just been sitting there for weeks now, hasn't it?

They brought it in February 18th, so a month

OH, that reminds me of another absolute brilliant nugget from somewhere last night, when he says his phone has been broken for 4/5 days... let's go see if a date can be found... ... ...Yup: Feb 29th.

The iPhone SE with his wallet and his authenticator on it is completely felted, completely fucked. If only he wasn't lazy and moved it to his new brand new $1500 iPhone.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/austi...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-17835211

Bossman time truly is something else...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Fun fact, using 10 squares on high risk means the combination of hitting 0, 1, 2, and 3 squares (that is to say losing it all) is about 80.3%.

So this means the odds of missing 5 times in a row are about 1 in 3. The odds of missing 9 times in a row is about 1 in 9. And even a ridiculously bad streak like missing 20 in a row is about 1.24%. In other words, play as much as BMJ does and you're going to see streaks like this and even worse on a fairly routine basis.

Source for numbers:
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Actually it's a 50/50 chance. Either you win or you don't. Gamble, idiots.

 

[Billy Bong]

I went and watched Yassuo's stream, then tried to find Jack's stream that corresponded with it, but couldn't. Jack has about 20 streams in between with him weaving and bobbing all over the place.

Our boy is l;osing his goddam mind. He is tweeking the fuck out. I hope he stays safe. I need my milk and this is my main man

 

[Kees H]

I went and watched Yassuo's stream, then tried to find Jack's stream that corresponded with it, but couldn't. Jack has about 20 streams in between with him weaving and bobbing all over the place.

Our boy is l;osing his goddam mind. He is tweeking the fuck out. I hope he stays safe. I need my milk and this is my main man

They are both on my Odysneed archive:

The Yassuo stream: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/Yassuo-...?lid=e5bd5bd8f55229cdc9756f0085554d272da9e58b
Austin's cracked out response stream: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/ALL-Rea...?lid=e5bd5bd8f55229cdc9756f0085554d272da9e58b

 

[Hectic Heckler]

They are both on my Odysneed archive:

The Yassuo stream: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/Yassuo-...?lid=e5bd5bd8f55229cdc9756f0085554d272da9e58b
Austin's cracked out response stream: https://odysee.com/@KeesH:9/ALL-Rea...?lid=e5bd5bd8f55229cdc9756f0085554d272da9e58b

Thank you for your sneeding/archiving service, Kees!

 

[Slav Power]

So an interesting rat-chatter appeared when no mods were around and bossman was too cracked out to notice this particular spam message:
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Funny right? Haha, even? Well turns out it was real:

Spoiler: haram

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Bossman so hot he gettin cum tributes now

 

[Kirtto]

Is Austin on a reduced stream scheduled? I remember a lot more clips being produced a day at peak streaming

 

[eatler]

Bossman so hot he gettin cum tributes now

The most frustrating part about that video for me was the fact that he nutted on his electronics, how much you want to bet that was the family tablet.

 

[Kees H]

Austin just went live after another 14 hour sleeping sesh to sleep off the crack. He was so high on weed according to him he was tweaking. It was only weed, frfr no cap ong.

EDIT: BREAKING NEWS: MOM FOUND THE MISSING WEED NUGGET. It's straight za, bruh. Apparently he left it on top of the dryer. He's not going to smoke "that other shit" because it made him too high (crack?).

 

[ktotokovoyaznal]

It really sucks but I believe that he gets enabled by his family, on the other hand I believe some sort of military service would do him a lot of good.

 

[Kees H]

Stake support doesn't reply in 2 seconds, so Austin gets impatient and starts spamming their support

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[False and Misleading]

Stake support doesn't reply in 2 seconds, so Austin gets impatient and starts spamming their support

TBF, if I was running millions of dollars through a gray-market casino I would expect instant responses and complimentary blowies at all times.