Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Yeah, that's 100% his reflection.
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See the hat and you can also see the glasses, that's him.

That is 100% him without a shadow of a doubt. I wonder if Cog will try and show of his "wife" to own the ay-lawgs™. That or he was never married to begin with because not even a mail order bride would want to fuck him.

 

[Guntkvd]

Holy cow, Warski using 1488% of his brain power tonight to felt Cog

 

[Janny Jewsh]

You can see him wearing his acrylic nails on his reflection

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

There’s always the possibility that Mrs Cog also is in the small percentage of the population that finds wearing a flat cap fashionable, and has her own?

She too might have out-of-vogue, early 2000s, rectangular, NHS-freebie glasses.

The facial hair? Well, she isn’t white, so that’s a given.

That reflection could be her!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Oh, and Warski, what you were describing about the difference between a diamond and the plastic Cog was wearing is called the 'halo'. It comes from the fact that a diamond is a perfect prism combined with the technique of cutting a diamond so the light refracts through three facets as it passes through the stone.

 

[Butwhythough2]

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I'm gonna say with about 80% certainty that it's silver plated brass. Most cheaper rings are made brass because it's pretty cheap and it's strong yet maleable, then they plate it in silver. With a ring like that, silver is very soft and would scratch easily especially if it's .992 or .999 sterling silver. I'll go ahead and rule out 10k-14k white gold because cog is too poor for that. It is 2 rings soldered together, probably engagement ring (the one with the stone) and the wedding band. Now for the stone it's cubic zirconium, lab made. In the wild it's hard to find diamonds that have no flaws. If it's made in a lab it can look perfect. He probably got it from their version of Walmart
ETA; An easy way to tell is that those rings will leave a green circle where the ring was. A pure silver ring will oxidize black, anything with a high enough copper percentage will be oxidize green.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This nigga is going to release a sex tape claiming it’s his wife and it’s going to be a onahole taped to a pumpkin.

 

[PauperVita]

I was a cogdresser skeptic. I didn’t want to ruin anything bringing him the attention he should have been getting for years as a premiere lolcow so I didn’t say much. But I honestly think he is a cross dresser. I have been convinced.

 

[darkprince56]

Curry people fucking reek. Unbelievable, terrible smelling people

I had to sit behind a bunch of sweaty Indians during church and they smelled

No kidding. I live in a mostly homogeneous area, so it's rare to come across other races. Every time I do run into one of these fuckers, they smell.
I recently passed an Indian (or might've been a related Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi, Paki) in a dead mall. He was a good 6 ft away & hoooly shit, the body odor coming off of this dude was an assault in its own right. His stench lingered in my nose

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I live in a mostly heterogeneous area, so it's rare to come across other races.

I don't think that word means what you think it means

 

[Geekthulhu]

No kidding. I live in a mostly heterogeneous area, so it's rare to come across other races. Every time I do run into one of these fuckers, they smell.
I recently passed an Indian (or might've been a related Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi, Paki) in a dead mall. He was a good 6 ft away & hoooly shit, the body odor coming off of this dude was an assault in its own right. His stench lingered in my nose

They always tend to smell like spiced unwashed ass and armpits. Like someone took a massive shit and didn't flush it and started to burn some Habib convenience store incense. When I lived in NJ for a while they just would reek up any space they were in. Like you said, be behind one in the mall. Their body just wafts back at you.

 

[darkprince56]

I don't think that word means what you think it means

Oops you're right. I'll edit it

spiced unwashed ass and armpits

thanks for that description because I couldn't come up w/one. It's horrific. I don't understand how they feel no shame about it.

 

[Londo]

I don't know if the hands are his, or his wife's, however either scenario of it being true and uncovered or fake and gay is equally as hilarious because that English faggot will be coping over it.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

I don't think it's possible for me to smoke enough weed to understand what Peter Cogfin's plan was here...

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Normally as a rule I try to avoid anything related to Ethan Ralph. Generally speaking I just don’t find him or his orbiters very funny. It’s just your every day white trash.

That said, I clicked on this on a whim after seeing it on the front page and I wasn’t disappointed. Had a good laugh.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Oh cog what mannish hands your wife has
"all the better to make curry with my dear"

 

[Twinkie]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).

Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Cog's "wife" showed her hands on stream right next to Cog's. And no it wasn't his sister's hands because she, too, showed her hands earlier in the stream (she had drawn all over them for some reason).
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Same shitty manicure, same jewelry, clearly a woman's hands.

Get rekt you sektoid niggers

As a person who enjoys laughing at COG, I had my doubts on his “cross dressing” allegations.

Knowing the amount of gayfabe the casino and Chemogay are engaged in I always maintain a sense of skepticism.

Although I do enjoy seeing Cawg seethe about the aylawgs

 

[Twinkie]

As a person who enjoys laughing at COG, I had my doubts on his “cross dressing” allegations.

Knowing the amount of gayfabe the casino and Chemogay are engaged in I always maintain a sense of skepticism.

Although I do enjoy seeing Cawg seethe about the aylawgs

Watching the stream, he's not seething he's laughing at how stupid this all is. And I hate cog btw, before anyone tries it. I'm not denying he's a crossdresser or even that he has a fake wife. But those were not his hands in the video periodT

Kino Casino and YouTubers are one thing, but I don't think @Balldo's Gate is on some gayops or kayfabe?? Bro you will always be a king for unmasking MANdy, but you were wrong on this one.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

That is 100% him without a shadow of a doubt. I wonder if Cog will try and show of his "wife" to own the ay-lawgs™. That or he was never married to begin with because not even a mail order bride would want to fuck him.

Not even cog wants to fuck cog