🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

Lance's lolcow video sucked and used a bunch of fake screenshots. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Which screenshots were faked and what proof is there for that?

 

[Punitive Castration]

Last night he was auctioning some VHSes, someone bought Bambi from him for their niece and joked that Jimmy should write all over it and Jimmy didn't see the part where it was a joke and wrote all over it

There was a fake bid war like @ShibuyaRiver mentioned over a piece of paper that Jimmy drew on and then licked and promised to get Hoardermans signature on, the last bid was $200... obviously Jimmy knew he wasn't going to see that cash but I think a few of the sub $100 bids were real

He made a Shopify for bullshit he finds and the fast movers are the items you would expect

https://jimmydowneyshoard.myshopify.com/collections/all

 

[The Tall Man]

Sylvia is moving to New Zealand for a year to be with her baby daddy, who's a Kiwi.
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Oliver not gay?

 

[eatler]

Oliver not gay?

No Oliver will always be gay, even if he has a beard. This is a cross he must bear with for the fishtank community.

 

[Menthol Cigarettes]

Who do y'all hate from S2 the most and love the most? Both fish and freeloaders.

For me I have to say I hate Tayleigh the most. Such a hideous, spineless grifter and wanna be Sam caricature. I give her a year before she troons out and/or starts selling hole pics. She would've sucked Sam's dick on air if he asked her too. Dumbgay was also extremely insufferable, but that's what he was there to do so can't blame him.

The fish/freeloaders I loved were Trish, Cole, Frank and Jimmy . I was always Trisha Militia and still am. She just stayed in her lane, she's cool. I loved watching her sleep every night. (My favorite to watch sleep was JC god I was so fucking sad when she left I wanted to root for a nonretard so bad) Would talk about Trish's feet but don't wanna get reported. Cole, for obvious schizo reasons. And Jimmy, for obvious schizo reasons. His final moments with TJ were pure fucking gold to watch live. Last but not least, Frank Hassle, love him or hate him FishTank wouldn't be what is is without him. I loved the night where him and Trish hung out, felt like a cozy podcast.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Shinji deletes his socials. Is he going to leave fishtank behind like Cole?

 

[Punitive Castration]

This is an opportune time for me to ask this I suppose: Crash said he "helped" Shinji with his classwork while he hadn't returned from Fishtank. Wouldn't that be the sort of thing he'd get strung up for, as academic misconduct? I thought that would happen and I thought it was odd Shinji was able to admit to missing the start of the semester...

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

This is an opportune time for me to ask this I suppose: Crash said he "helped" Shinji with his classwork while he hadn't returned from Fishtank. Wouldn't that be the sort of thing he'd get strung up for, as academic misconduct? I thought that would happen and I thought it was odd Shinji was able to admit to missing the start of the semester...

Someone would have to report it in first, and secondly, the person responsible for academic misconduct on campus would have to give a shit or be competent. The people in charge of that sort of thing are usually DEI hires who don't give a shit about things like students ripping off shit from labs and classrooms, or cheating at their work. God forbid a student have a costume with blackface at an off-campus party, however.

Most cases of academic misconduct are reported in by the instructor, and the standards of what constitutes an actionable case are pretty high. You have to get caught red-handed in the act of cheating. Classes filled with Chinese and Indian students are notorious for having papers turned in by people barely fluent in English who somehow write in better English than native speakers. So long as it passes the text-string test, nothing can really be done about it.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

This is an opportune time for me to ask this I suppose: Crash said he "helped" Shinji with his classwork while he hadn't returned from Fishtank. Wouldn't that be the sort of thing he'd get strung up for, as academic misconduct? I thought that would happen and I thought it was odd Shinji was able to admit to missing the start of the semester...

It depends on what Crash helped with. Note taking or recording the lecture with a phone isn't a big deal and is likely what happened.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If you seriously believe Betty is 30 you might be actually be disabled.

i said she was about 30 and she's 25 which if you remember from 2nd grade math class is about 30. so i was technically correct. the best kind of correct.

 

[eatler]

i said she was about 30 and she's 25 which if you remember from 2nd grade math class is about 30. so i was technically correct. the best kind of correct.

I don’t know if that’s how it works with human aging, 5 years can change a person drastically. so your technically incorrect the worst kind of incorrect.

 

[Aidan]

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Welcome @Skull Hyde 皮顱 !

He's one of many Fishtank fans who crave attention. I remember him no-lifing Twitter after season one to worm his way into various areas and was very keen on Betty. The pedo accusations go all the way back to then and it's because of him being in his 20s dating a teenager. He's quick to bring it up and just as quick to downplay it, which is contradictory. He's a known attention-seeker and loves people talking about him, good or bad, though that's apparent in the screenshots.
If anything, he's a bit of a cow himself but not threadworthy and neither is Betty if you ask me. The only people who care about Betty by now are perverted dudes with issues.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Who do y'all hate from S2 the most and love the most? Both fish and freeloaders.

Misread this as what did y'all hate from season 2 and love the most which is more interesting so I'm just going to reply with that.

What I liked about season S2:

• The significant upgrade in audio and video quality compared to season 1 made watching it much nicer. The audio issues especially during S1 was just irritating.
• The boxing matches were really fun, high energy and always had me glued to my screen
• I liked that booze was introduced early into the show as opposed to season 1 where it took a week and a half before any real booze got in the tank. Booze = content. It loosens the fish up and gets normally shy people like TJ and Shinji to start opening up.
• Greg was fantastic. Him not knowing anything about the show made him the perfect freeloader.
• The directors cam was a fantastic addition. Never a boring moment when it was on.

What I disliked

• The relationship stuff with Trish was forced and artificial. It was extremely obvious it was all for the camera so why should I care.
• Frank came back and did the exact same shtick he did in season 1. Fatty came back and did the exact same shtick he did in season 1 down to him showing his poop to the camera. It felt stale and recycled because it was.
• The final three fish just weren't that interesting or compelling. Josie VS Letty was interesting TJ is too autistic to really root for.
• The whole season to me just overall felt far more fake then season 1. Like everyone was in on the bit and trying to play into it which sucked.
• Sam was clearly far less engaged then in season 1 as were Jet and the crew. By the end they were openly hostile towards the fish and totally disinterested.
• This is a pretty minor thing but the karate practice was not interesting at all to watch and led nowhere.

 

[Jacksondickman]

He's one of many Fishtank fans who crave attention. I remember him no-lifing Twitter after season one to worm his way into various areas and was very keen on Betty. The pedo accusations go all the way back to then and it's because of him being in his 20s dating a teenager. He's quick to bring it up and just as quick to downplay it, which is contradictory. He's a known attention-seeker and loves people talking about him, good or bad, though that's apparent in the screenshots.
If anything, he's a bit of a cow himself but not threadworthy and neither is Betty if you ask me. The only people who care about Betty by now are perverted dudes with issues.

Hello farmers, I've been a long time lurker but this little thing with that skull guy has made me want to perk up and chip in
I found these screenshots from arguments he's been having with betty simps

His main twitter is @hydeskull
and his alt is @skibidskull (creepy af) < the skibidi one admits it's his alt lol
I know this is off topic but i think it was interesting, the drama is brilliant
If it's interesting or on topic i'll see if i can find more.

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

Who do y'all hate from S2 the most and love the most? Both fish and freeloaders.

For me I have to say I hate Tayleigh the most. Such a hideous, spineless grifter and wanna be Sam caricature. I give her a year before she troons out and/or starts selling hole pics. She would've sucked Sam's dick on air if he asked her too. Dumbgay was also extremely insufferable, but that's what he was there to do so can't blame him.

The fish/freeloaders I loved were Trish, Cole, Frank and Jimmy . I was always Trisha Militia and still am. She just stayed in her lane, she's cool. I loved watching her sleep every night. (My favorite to watch sleep was JC god I was so fucking sad when she left I wanted to root for a nonretard so bad) Would talk about Trish's feet but don't wanna get reported. Cole, for obvious schizo reasons. And Jimmy, for obvious schizo reasons. His final moments with TJ were pure fucking gold to watch live. Last but not least, Frank Hassle, love him or hate him FishTank wouldn't be what is is without him. I loved the night where him and Trish hung out, felt like a cozy podcast.

I liked Charleston best and have a hard time picking between Fatty, Tai/Simon, and Greg.
Charleston was funny as shit and had some charisma, almost like he does this for a living, but Fatty is really grating and Tai is boring and annoying. Greg just didn't do it for me, but the rest of the fish didn't really do it for me either. I still don't like anyone from S1 either, since "normal" people are generally not that exciting when they're on their own. Summer blessed us with some nourishing milk afterwards though, so as far as good reading I'd say she's a runner up to Charleston. Jimmy had his high points, repping the 802

 

[Jobama]

Who do y'all hate from S2 the most and love the most? Both fish and freeloaders.

For me I have to say I hate Tayleigh the most. Such a hideous, spineless grifter and wanna be Sam caricature. I give her a year before she troons out and/or starts selling hole pics. She would've sucked Sam's dick on air if he asked her too. Dumbgay was also extremely insufferable, but that's what he was there to do so can't blame him.

The fish/freeloaders I loved were Trish, Cole, Frank and Jimmy . I was always Trisha Militia and still am. She just stayed in her lane, she's cool. I loved watching her sleep every night. (My favorite to watch sleep was JC god I was so fucking sad when she left I wanted to root for a nonretard so bad) Would talk about Trish's feet but don't wanna get reported. Cole, for obvious schizo reasons. And Jimmy, for obvious schizo reasons. His final moments with TJ were pure fucking gold to watch live. Last but not least, Frank Hassle, love him or hate him FishTank wouldn't be what is is without him. I loved the night where him and Trish hung out, felt like a cozy podcast.

I’ve said it before but I think we can all agree that the director cam was an amazing addition. Every time it turned on we would get amazing screenshots.

 

[Menthol Cigarettes]

Misread this as what did y'all hate from season 2 and love the most which is more interesting so I'm just going to reply with that.

What I liked about season S2:

• The significant upgrade in audio and video quality compared to season 1 made watching it much nicer. The audio issues especially during S1 was just irritating.
• The boxing matches were really fun, high energy and always had me glued to my screen
• I liked that booze was introduced early into the show as opposed to season 1 where it took a week and a half before any real booze got in the tank. Booze = content. It loosens the fish up and gets normally shy people like TJ and Shinji to start opening up.
• Greg was fantastic. Him not knowing anything about the show made him the perfect freeloader.

What I disliked

• The relationship stuff with Trish was forced and artificial. It was extremely obvious it was all for the camera so why should I care.
• Frank came back and did the exact same shtick he did in season 1. Fatty came back and did the exact same shtick he did in season 1 down to him showing his poop to the camera. It felt stale and recycled because it was.
• The final three fish just weren't that interesting or compelling. Josie VS Letty was interesting TJ is too autistic to really root for.
• The whole season to me just overall felt far more fake then season 1. Like everyone was in on the bit and trying to play into it which sucked.
• Sam was clearly far less engaged then in season 1 as were Jet and the crew. By the end they were openly hostile towards the fish and totally disinterested.
• This is a pretty minor thing but the karate practice was not interesting at all to watch and led nowhere.

The Trish and Brian shit was just uncomfortable to watch. Extremely boring storyline that none of the viewers ever gave a shit about. I honestly disliked the entire cast once the MDE circlejerk happened (besides Based God Cole) and had to pick who I disliked the least. By the end I was really rooting for TJ, Michiganders stick together (Kill Brian Kill Meg). Josie VS Letty was 100% better for sure.

I liked Charleston best and have a hard time picking between Fatty, Tai/Simon, and Greg.
Charleston was funny as shit and had some charisma, almost like he does this for a living, but Fatty is really grating and Tai is boring and annoying. Greg just didn't do it for me, but the rest of the fish didn't really do it for me either. I still don't like anyone from S1 either, since "normal" people are generally not that exciting when they're on their own. Summer blessed us with some nourishing milk afterwards though, so as far as good reading I'd say she's a runner up to Charleston. Jimmy had his high points, repping the 802

I'm not gonna lie I love Tai and his foreign retardation/interaction with TTS, but I did forget about him while making that post, obviously that means something. He follows me on twitter kek

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The mobile cam was an absolute blessing and needs to become a staple for sure! My favorite screenshot from it is the post sex filipino hooker POV. I want to smoke a ciggie with her.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Hated most- there is a category outside of hate for people who I just think wasted a slot but otherwise didn't deter from content. Meg in particular I don't hate but was an obvious waste, and JC for I assume lying about how long she would stay. Summer was a key character and a tone setter for the season even if she left fast.

Cole annoys me quite a lot because he's real wasted potential. Jon experienced worse shit than Cole and lasted longer. Cole was ready to leave when people started picking on him but Jon got rubbed down by a pedophile, drank himself suicidal, and stuck it out another 8 days.

I really don't like Trish or TJ. I hated Trish in particular because she kind of reminds me of a librarian or someone with a seething migraine - as soon as anyone made noise or caused a stir or was yucking it up she would get butthurt at them and file it away like it's a problem. It's a hood nigger mindset and doesn't belong on tv. She and TJ led the nontent crusade and it was such a gay thing to watch two people cope about how hard it is to live day to day in a house with funny, capable, adaptable contestants in it, even after Trish was eliminated she was still going on about how any noisy activity is annoying. TJ moralizing in the end was fucking awful, I wish they'd never told him any of the mantra shit because a fishtank where nobody is playing dirty isn't "fair," it's boring. It's like he forgot what show he was on. I don't understand the people who flock to Good Guys on this show either.

For who I liked, this season I think I mostly accepted that production was going to fuck over people for being good to watch, and simply wanted interesting fish to survive as long as possible and leave well despite not getting the prize, like I've said before, which obviously panned out like shit. I don't find Jimmy as annoying as other people seem to mostly because even if he bats 70 with the jokes, that's still better than people like TJ or Trish who had no consideration for the audience and couldn't seem to give a damn if we were bored or not. At least Jimmy wasn't taking the camera for granted. I appreciated his criticisms of production as the show went on even though Ben and Jet brutalized him for being subversive. Brian also, even though he was being a hypocrite I still appreciated him gunning for Tayleigh and Shinji and pressuring them to be more interesting. I came around on Tayleigh about halfway through, though I didn't really like her until she had her Mogging Abi arc.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Some words from Crash on Shinji. (X/A)

 

[importantman2010]

Does shinji have aids again