Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Holy shit she looks like she's having the same mid-life crisis that Hila Klein's been going through. Caused by the husband thirsting after whores on the Internet too, Nick is the LawTube version of Ethan.

 

[Harm]

Animals that get transplanted into strange territory generally struggle to survive.

This is such a British thought process. This animal might struggle to survive, therefore we should kill it and guarantee it won't survive.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's the most British thing I've ever heard. Do you have a loicense for such faggotry?

Sounds more Canadian. 'Have you considered dying?'

I figured the wild reaches of the United States could handle more animals, but I am just a Scandanavian prude, so what do I know?

whats Nicks finances like? we're halfway through the month and he's barely streamed and when he does its boring enough for it to not add much to his thread.

Not good. There is no idea to tell what kind of resources he had, but his monthly expenses have to be fairly high with 3 vehicles, petrol prices, 5 mouths to feed, private school for the oldest, all the activities the children enjoy, on top of basic utilities. He may not have any car payments or mortgage, but the rest on top of the lawsuit and the tax liability every year he whinges about have to be depleting his resources at an alarming rate.

 

[Captain Manning]

He collects the special edition books that are expensive and barely paints minis when he can get Az and Sargon to stream with him. @Captain Manning says he has some bona fide knowledge of lore, so I will defer.

Based on conversations I had with him years ago, I believe that he's fairly well versed in WH40K lore. I don't think he's a "fake fan." As I've stated previously, you can also see this for yourself in the stream he had with Metokur and Aussie Outlaw.

Just being honest. It doesn't serve the truth for me to try and claim otherwise. Plenty of other shit makes him fake.

What's funny is I don't really have that much insider knowledge on Rekieta. Nor do I think I've ever really said I do. What seems to irritate him the most is the Farms is ridiculing him for public things he's done that that most of you here have seen seen and/or documented. In many cases, I know about as much as the rest of you.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Holy shit she looks like she's having the same mid-life crisis that Hila Klein's been going through. Caused by the husband thirsting after whores on the Internet too, Nick is the LawTube version of Ethan.

Hila killed way more children than Kayla.

This is such a British thought process. This animal might struggle to survive, therefore we should kill it and guarantee it won't survive.

It's a very stupid island. That's what happens when you lose all your strong males to two world wars.

 

[AnOminous]

Hila killed way more children than Kayla.

Those weren't children. Those were nits. And nits end up as lice.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

This would be illegal in the UK. If you trap an animal that's regarded as a pest of some kind -- we don't have raccoons, that I'm aware of, but say you caught rats? You can't go releasing those pests on land that you don't own. It's akin to delivering a plague to somebody else's property. It's a criminal offence and you'd be potentially liable for any civil damages -- ie, paying pest controllers to eradicate them from the land where you released them.

Although people tend to think they're doing the humane thing, they actually aren't. Animals that get transplanted into strange territory generally struggle to survive. They'll often panic. Most pest controllers in the UK believe that the best way to deal with the issue is by humanely killing them.

Fortunately this occurred in one of the most free states of the United States and not the island of freedom haters, so no loicence was required. "Someone else's property" in this case was the government, and if the government doesn't like it, they should use that thing called "taxpayer money" to not give themselves another raise but instead put it to the use of the common weal.

Not good. There is no idea to tell what kind of resources he had, but his monthly expenses have to be fairly high with 3 vehicles, petrol prices, 5 mouths to feed, private school for the oldest, all the activities the children enjoy, on top of basic utilities. He may not have any car payments or mortgage, but the rest on top of the lawsuit and the tax liability every year he whinges about have to be depleting his resources at an alarming rate.

These days, he spends more on snacks in one month than he makes on his streams, or at least did before he fired his nanny. I can't imagine burning through a bottle of liquor a day is cheap either, even if he's just pouring Kentucky Gentleman or some other really shitty whiskey into the bottles of the 100 dollar stuff to make himself look all rich and cultivated like he wants to be perceived. Bottom shelf liquor is like $10-15 a handle and at the estimate rate of consumption, Nick would go through 12 of them per month which is more than anyone should spend on liquor per month unless you're buying someone a nice bottle for an occasion. But that's not too much I suppose, and food is obviously not a concern since Nick just eats a few doritos, Kayla probably isn't eating much either, and Nick's offspring probably just munch the extra snacks so probably not too much for food either.

Taxes aren't much of a worry for Nick, since not paying your taxes on time is FUNNY. Attached is Nick and Kayla's tax assessment.



Nick is so goddamn lazy he owes an extra $474.24 on his property taxes because he can't be assed to grab his credit card and #PayKandiyohiCounty. Makes sense for the same loser who got his speeding ticket doubled because he didn't care to pay it. Still not as funny as 2022 and 2021 when Nick got himself 1,000 dollars extra in his bill, but at the rate he's going I'm sure he'll get up there soon.

Maybe CGoody will pay it for him.



Attached is a PDF of Nicky's tax assessment for all those curious.

 

[sum ting wong]

Not paying taxes is the most respectable thing Nick does nowadays.

 

[Harm]

Congratulations, Nick. I hope you make a million tax payments.

 

[polar bear]

Not paying taxes is the most respectable thing Nick does nowadays.

Gonna have to disagree here, he pays a lot of tax. It's just that he's doing it in a less obvious way, through consoooooming snacks, booze and balldoes.

 

[HostilePustule]

I wonder how much of his stubbornness with the lawsuit is a delusional sunk cost fallacy to where NIck thinks Monty will have to pay for everything if he wins or something. That GoFundMe money has to be long gone by now. Mostly I want to see Nick's cope and excuses for when he inevitably loses.

 

[FedPostalService]

I wonder how much of his stubbornness with the lawsuit is a delusional sunk cost fallacy to where NIck thinks Monty will have to pay for everything if he wins or something. That GoFundMe money has to be long gone by now. Mostly I want to see Nick's cope and excuses for when he inevitably loses.

He’ll lose, pay him, get drunk, slander him again on stream, get sued again.

 

[AnOminous]

That GoFundMe money has to be long gone by now.

I love that Monty's crowdfunding was more successful. The Internet literally took a money vote on whether Monty or Balldo Man had the better case, and said they preferred Monty. The funniest part is I bet a lot of those Monty donors were former Nick fans absolutely disgusted by his degeneracy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wonder how much of his stubbornness with the lawsuit is a delusional sunk cost fallacy to where NIck thinks Monty will have to pay for everything if he wins or something. That GoFundMe money has to be long gone by now. Mostly I want to see Nick's cope and excuses for when he inevitably loses.

When he was asked, he responded that he didn't even know where the GiveSendGo money went. He guessed he got it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Everything is illegal on your faggy little island. Pray that you lose World War III.

Await the nuke, misty island child.

 

[Pagan Min]

When he was asked, he responded that he didn't even know where the GiveSendGo money went. He guessed he got it.

In other words, he (most likely) lied like he always does...

 

[Swole McPole]

This is such a British thought process. This animal might struggle to survive, therefore we should kill it and guarantee it won't survive.

Apparently, it's about suffering, not death. Transplanted animals will suffer more and then die, Best to just kill them without the suffering. It's why pest controllers use snap traps rather than attempting to catch and release.

Here's the long rationale behind it all.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Apparently, it's about suffering, not death. Transplanted animals will suffer more and then die, Best to just kill them without the suffering. It's why pest controllers use snap traps rather than attempting to catch and release.

They're animals. They'll fucking figure it out. Or become part of the food chain. Your island is fucked

 

[AltisticRight]

This is such a British thought process. This animal might struggle to survive, therefore we should kill it and guarantee it won't survive.

Well, humans are animals and the Bri'ish (well, okay, barely humans) have been transplanted everywhere, much like the plague.
I suggest we give them the same treatment(s). We can get some Chinese company to design feeders that are connected to an application, where bystanders can pay to have a bowl of Heinz Beans deposited to capture and ID wild bongs, neuter them (physically), and then let them loose.

I already have an idea, I shall go and patent this.

Yes, that is a butter knoife and yes, you need to upload a valid government-issued loisance to unlock it.

They're animals. They'll fucking figure it out. Or become part of the food chain. Your island is fucked

Yeah, the Bri'ish will figure it out.
They'll do so by arresting people who deadname trannies online.

 

[Swole McPole]

They're animals. They'll fucking figure it out. Or become part of the food chain. Your island is fucked

There's a shedload of stuff you can legitimately criticize the UK about, but insisting that people break the necks of rats rather than capturing and transporting them to make them somebody else's problem doesn't seem to me to be one of them.

Personally, I'd like to be able to take a plague of feral rats and release them in the houses of my enemies. But my inability to do so is pretty low down on my list of impositions on my freedom.

Also: Massachusetts has the same laws as we do. If you trap, you can only release on your own property.