Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

Did this fat belligerent retard celebrate St. Patty's day by getting all dressed up in his fruity orange outfit and trying to antagonize strangers in bars again? I'd also ask if he was drinking to excess before/during doing this, but it's not necessary. Of course he did.



Yes, Pat, you're a very tough customer. I hope he gets glassed. Or a Glasgow smile.

 

[TurboNAS]

Definitely disagreeing on your assessment of probability there. In a room of 23 people, the chances of two people having the exact same birthday as each other, a 1 in 365 chance, is ~50%

You’ve been told many hundreds of times not to mention the Birthday Paradox. Enjoy the Law of Large Numbers, stalker

 

[lost_n'_confused]

Probably the BEST thing about all of this is the fact that no one even knew he was renting out his house for more than 1 YEAR. You would think that if people were actually stalking him and showing up to his house in real life, that someone would have figured it out sooner.

No one ever did

 

[WelperHelper99]

Did this fat belligerent retard celebrate St. Patty's day by getting all dressed up in his fruity orange outfit and trying to antagonize strangers in bars again? I'd also ask if he was drinking to excess before/during doing this, but it's not necessary. Of course he did.

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Yes, Pat, you're a very tough customer. I hope he gets glassed. Or a Glasgow smile.

Truly a internet tough guy. But seriously, he looks like he's in a prison jump suit. Like where he wants to put the stalker childs. Suspicious?

 

[Judge Holden]

Honestly with regards to fat having been able to get a high number of good reviews I think the answer is simply because the people renting his half-hovel have zero context as to the depths of how much of a retarded sack of shit he is, nor are they ever in the position to inadvertently transgress against his many red lines due to the limited contact beyond fatrick occasionally dressing up as a french maid and waddling round with a cum mop in the aftermath of their soirees

Speaking from personal experience, having known more than my fair share of IRL retards and BPD/psycho specimens, they usually act overly friendly and obsequious and accommodating if they deem you someone they can use somehow, but the femtosecond you trigger one of their tism triggers thats when they go absolutely apeshit either IRL or remotely and will hold a grudge fucking forever about it no matter how jawdroppingly petty the triggering incident was.

Transposing this behavior onto fat, I suspect he would act extremely and almost desperately friendly to his airbnb patrons in their limited interactions and would likely be low-key tard wrangled by Nikkki to ensure he didnt get out of hand, and would thus be treated with a degree of condescending pity, like if they were in a restaurant being served by an autistic waiter who is just a little too enthusiastic about talking about star wars to them but dutifully went back to the kitchen before it started to get annoying, which would almost subconsciously make them forgive his inevitable social faux-pas.

Hell, when combined with how infamously quick and obsessive he is in responding to literally every single communication he ever gets, this would actually work in his favor as he would look downright attentive, and the fact this would make him look like he had nothing else going on in his life to the airbnb patrons would further increase whatever pity they felt for him, and thus make them that much more likely to do a good deed for what they see as a well meaning and slightly retarded manchild by leaving a positive review for him.

Maybe I am just overthinking it, but I feel for us to truly understand the pig we must unlearn all we know of the pig and look at him with virgin eyes once again from a different perspective

 

[Caesare]

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As a former air BnB host, I have to agree with fatso on this one. Of the hundreds of guests I've had in the 4 years I was part of it until they passed all the new, stupid rules in Orleans Parish where you actually had to live on the property you were using as a short term rental, out of the two very worst renters I ever had, one was a dumb nigger woman from Atlanta (The other was some Washington State whore, probably lefty scum.)

Even though the Washington woman was a bigger cunt as far as communicating with her, the nigger woman was a much worse renter in the way she tried her typical nigger shenanigans, lying about how many people she brought and calling me a racist when I threatened to show up with the police and have her kicked out cuz she could have fucked me over cuz the contract for a home that size was only for 6 people yet she brought something like 10 and only payed for 1 cuz she's a lying, stealing nigger.

If the city finds out you're renting your place to more people than the property is alloted for, they will fine the piss out of you and probably also take your permit away.

While it's true, I am a racist, she had no way of knowing that based on our communications.

Of course, there's always the case that he's lying about it. Which is a very strong, almost certain, possibility in pig boy's case.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Patrick hates blacks. It's confirmed.

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"Blacks are food. Not friends."
-Patrick Tomlinson

 

[lindsayfan]

I love to contribute to the thread, but when this happens, I hate it with a passion. I won't be checking it anymore, but I know the other regulars will keep it doing the informative - and specially funny - like you guys always do. Thanks for the laughs guys. Cheers.

kiwifarms just has a larger and thus more retarded userbase, it's the nature of the beast. one of my favorite OnA bits is them blaming us for stuff, for example Cryptic Web Chronicles saying BDA was a kiwifarms user. then, sadly but inevitably, some people here who overidentify with KF in a gay sports-fan like way feel like they have to loudly and indignantly virtue signal about how they'd never ever etc etc.

it's all part of the fat, bitch-titted cycle of life.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Are you telling me the screenshots of Rick oinking were not actually made by a redditor in r/pokingpigs? I've had enough, these are not funsters, they're liarsters

 

[Meat Target]

I love to contribute to the thread, but when this happens, I hate it with a passion. I won't be checking it anymore, but I know the other regulars will keep it doing the informative - and specially funny - like you guys always do. Thanks for the laughs guys. Cheers.

#DontLetTheIdiotsWin.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

Did this fat belligerent retard celebrate St. Patty's day by getting all dressed up in his fruity orange outfit and trying to antagonize strangers in bars again? I'd also ask if he was drinking to excess before/during doing this, but it's not necessary. Of course he did.

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Yes, Pat, you're a very tough customer. I hope he gets glassed. Or a Glasgow smile.

dear lord of course this faggot arranges books by color

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can anyone with a PACER account see if there are any updates? I made an account but it is saying I have no search privileges as my account is "inactive"

You have to upgrade your account, bro. They literally tell you this when you make an account. Follow this guide from their website. Or this one. Also make sure to read the fee structure very very carefully.

To answer your question; no there are no updates yet. We should get a small update by the 20th (the deadline for him to consent or reject Magistrate jurisdiction)

Did this fat belligerent retard celebrate St. Patty's day by getting all dressed up in his fruity orange outfit and trying to antagonize strangers in bars again? I'd also ask if he was drinking to excess before/during doing this, but it's not necessary. Of course he did.

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Yes, Pat, you're a very tough customer. I hope he gets glassed. Or a Glasgow smile.

I am certain now that he doesn't read books, because there is no way you pull out a book you want out of that awful looking mess. And the fact that he managed to sort them by color helps reinforce that fakeness. I own a decent amount of books, but I couldn't sort them by color (specially not a bright one)

 

[grapeshark77]

That desperate Torswats message is interesting, it would be funny if the FBI was actually making progress and that "local schools were called in my name" thing/this was a last-chance attempt to make them think it's not him and Jackie. The MPD lawsuit, too - the timing is very abrupt, like everything is being rushed.

One day the tweets will stop, and someone will see something on the official FBI website where they mention arresting Pat as part of the Torswats investigation. Or they won't, and he'll just keep being fat.

 

[FinnSven]

That desperate Torswats message is interesting, it would be funny if the FBI was actually making progress and that "local schools were called in my name" thing/this was a last-chance attempt to make them think it's not him and Jackie. The MPD lawsuit, too - the timing is very abrupt, like everything is being rushed.

One day the tweets will stop, and someone will see something on the official FBI website where they mention arresting Pat as part of the Torswats investigation. Or they won't, and he'll just keep being fat.

Or the pair of them will just annoy Feds to the point that they decide to have them both disappeared.

Eventually a horribly old and fat Fatrick will reappear on the streets of Milwaukee, hovel-less, swigging from a paper bag covered bottle of methylated spirits, next to a grossly fat brown woman, squatting to shit on the streets.

They will spend summer and autumn burbling their nonsense about the Federals stealing their lives and being hackers or famous authors, until the winter hits and they both freeze to death.

 

[McMitch]

One day the tweets will stop, and someone will see something on the official FBI website where they mention arresting Pat as part of the Torswats investigation.

No stalker child, those are simply your criminal delusions. The tweeting would never stop, as the FBI are working with me personally to put your sycophantic cult behind bars. Even if I were forced to enjoy prison, it would be effortless after they allow me access to my twitter so I can continue to put fascists such as yourself in your place. Brace for impact.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That desperate Torswats message is interesting, it would be funny if the FBI was actually making progress and that "local schools were called in my name" thing/this was a last-chance attempt to make them think it's not him and Jackie. The MPD lawsuit, too - the timing is very abrupt, like everything is being rushed.

One day the tweets will stop, and someone will see something on the official FBI website where they mention arresting Pat as part of the Torswats investigation. Or they won't, and he'll just keep being fat.

As long as we get a second better mugshot I'm fine.

 

[Haramburger]

AFAIK he's not actually done anything worth having his livelihood fucked with

He's literally asking for it with every action, with every statement. He's as entertaining as Chris-chan was, he's just bizarre and retarded in everything he does. He's a walking human spectacle. Anybody can say "Norm MacDonald isn't funny," but only one man autistically refused to admit defeat when receiving pushback and called thousands of people STALKER CHILD individually.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

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So whoever is now running torswats telegram posted this just now claiming those two crypto addresses are the Alan got paid from to swat Patrick and Jackie. I don't recall Jackie ever getting swatted because she lives on a third world shit hole island.

This is honestly getting a little hard to follow at this point. Is Jackie trying to convince everyone that Patrick conspired with Torswats to swat himself and was paid in traceable BTC? It's my understanding Jackie has actually either hated Patrick the whole time or at least sees him as a punching bag to stupid to understand who's actually punching him, so she can claim the Internet forums laughing at both of them are committing actual crimes? And therefore need to have gov intervention to shu them down? For laughing at her being a fat dumb whore? Do I have this correct?

I am just about %100 convinced the current calls/contact to law enforcement are all Pat's doing in this 4d chess plan to sue the city or police or whatever. This is just like the time someone "vandalized" his garage, who looked exactly like him, and wrote an insult no normal human being especially anyone who laughs at Pat, would ever write. Not to mention all those scary voicemails that sound like Pat holding his nose and speaking in phrases nobody would ever use. This is why he is a terrible writer, he cannot picture things taking place in reality that have not happened properly. Anyone familiar with the "how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast"? question? That is fucking Pat's entire life. Unable to process hypothetical things he didn't' witness.

Jackie is just a low IQ sociopath. I honestly get the feeling she would kill a homeless child for a few hundred dollars to piss away on whatever she's in all that CC debt over. The idea Torswats would accept traceable BTC is just very very funny to me. She is really fucking playing with fire touching the Torswats poo. I guess as an Indian poo isn't that repellent to her, he's actually be arrested by the FBI last time I checked and if the FBI arrested her I think there is a real possibility she'd probably permanently loose custody of the children this time. It's sad but, at least they won't grow up to be like her or the parents who "raised" her.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

How long until some OnAlog stays there though?

I really feel for the guy, sometimes. AFAIK he's not actually done anything worth having his livelihood fucked with (aside from his legal bullshit, I guess), he's just mostly extremely cringe.

Nah, Pat's done plenty that invites him getting his livelihood fucked with: he's a belligerent, obnoxious, hypocritical self-proclaimed tough guy with a victim complex as big as his ego and physical girth. He threatened to murder his ex-wife and their unborn child, he's made false bomb threats and (possibly) paid to have people SWAT him numerous times to a point where it's almost a "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation. He's caped for and defended pedophiles (especially known ones within the SFWA), even going so far as to claim anti-pedo protestors at WorldCon or whatever it was called were "Nazi sympathizers".

As far as I'm concerned, Pat's deserved every little misfortune that's befallen him. That isn't to say people should go out of their way to mess with him in ways beyond sending him funny texts and bantz on Xitter, but you can't deny that Pat doesn't make it easy to not feel the temptation to do something to fuck with him whenever he opens his fat, gaping maw.

ETA: Also, I think some people are too hard and pin too much blame on the Brothermen. Their forum culture is completely different from ours, but even they have standards, too. Maybe not 1:1 to the Farms, but cut them some slack. They've managed to unearth some truly heinous shit about Pat and people within Pat's periphery that not even KF could find and I commend them for it. Let them have their fun, they'll know when to pull back.

 

[McMitch]

This is just like the time someone "vandalized" his garage

I need to correct you on this matter because it was his motorcycle that was vandalized: fatrick is too poor to own a garage (unlike literally every other home on his block).